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Benign Vanilla 26-05-2004 03:04 PM

Rescueing a Bullfrog
 
We set up the collapsable/semi-disposable pool this weekend, and Monday
morning my wife found a frog swimming around in it. LOL. Last night I chased
that little bugger for 15 minutes.

I finally caught him. He was a very small/young bull. He was pretty
frightened and just froze in my hand. I thought he was dead at one point. As
soon as I sat him near the pond, PLOP, in he went.

So Kathy is trying to trap Bulls, and here I am rescueing them. Who is more
sick?

BV.



Ka30P 26-05-2004 04:09 PM

Rescueing a Bullfrog
 

BV wrote So Kathy is trying to trap Bulls, and here I am rescueing them. Who
is more
sick?

I've given up on Lady Bullfrog and have signed a peace treaty. She gets
sovereignty over the island in the big pond (since she looks like Queen
Victoria). She can have all the rosie reds (supplied by me) she wants and she
is to not eat all the baby treefroglets. If she reneges on this agreements I
will hire a hit heron.



kathy :-)
A HREF="http://www.onceuponapond.com/"Once upon a pond/A

WilsonKKW 26-05-2004 08:04 PM

Rescueing a Bullfrog
 
I envy you having a frog. I badly want them for my pond
Kathy

Hank 27-05-2004 02:09 AM

Rescueing a Bullfrog
 
BV wrote " Who is more sick?"

The answer to this question shall go unanswered!


--
some photos of my little puddle
http://community.webshots.com/user/hankpage1

"Ka30P" wrote in message
...

BV wrote So Kathy is trying to trap Bulls, and here I am rescueing

them. Who
is more
sick?

I've given up on Lady Bullfrog and have signed a peace treaty. She

gets
sovereignty over the island in the big pond (since she looks like

Queen
Victoria). She can have all the rosie reds (supplied by me) she

wants and she
is to not eat all the baby treefroglets. If she reneges on this

agreements I
will hire a hit heron.



kathy :-)
A HREF="http://www.onceuponapond.com/"Once upon a pond/A





Benign Vanilla 27-05-2004 02:14 PM

Rescueing a Bullfrog
 

"Hank" wrote in message
...
BV wrote " Who is more sick?"

The answer to this question shall go unanswered!

snip

I don't want to influence the vote at all, but two nights ago my wife was
shouting for me at 9pm because she couldn't find me. I was in the backyard
trying to hunt down a couple of toads that were chirping.

BV.



WilsonKKW 27-05-2004 07:10 PM

Rescueing a Bullfrog
 

I don't want to influence the vote at all, but two nights ago my wife was
shouting for me at 9pm because she couldn't find me. I was in the backyard
trying to hunt down a couple of toads that were chirping.

LOL, I love it. A warm blooded women, or a cold toad! got your priorities
wrong?


Benign Vanilla 27-05-2004 07:13 PM

Rescueing a Bullfrog
 

"WilsonKKW" wrote in message
...

I don't want to influence the vote at all, but two nights ago my wife was
shouting for me at 9pm because she couldn't find me. I was in the

backyard
trying to hunt down a couple of toads that were chirping.

LOL, I love it. A warm blooded women, or a cold toad! got your priorities
wrong?


Reminds me of the joke...

Kathy 30acre happens across a frog near her pond. The frog pipes up, "I'm
really a handsome prince and if you kiss me, I'll be forever grateful."
Kathy smiles like a teenage boy in a porn shop, and puts the frog in her
pocket.
A few minutes later, the frog says "OK, OK, if you kiss me, I'll be your
royal servant for a week. You can parade me around as your boy toy. I'll
even clean the pond.". Kathy nods and puts the frog back in her pocket.

A few minutes later, "Turn me back into a prince and I'll be your pond slave
for a whole year!". Kathy smiles and walks on.

Finally, the frog says, "What's wrong with you? I've promised lots of fun
with a handsome prince, free slave labor on the pond, etc. and you won't
even kiss a frog?"

"Hell no," she replies. "I have teenage sons to clean my pond.... But a
talking frog...that's cool!"





Ka30P 27-05-2004 08:12 PM

Rescueing a Bullfrog
 

BV wrote "Hell no," she replies. "I have teenage sons to clean my pond....
But a
talking frog...that's cool!"

chortle!
You got it right!


kathy :-)
A HREF="http://www.onceuponapond.com/"Once upon a pond/A

Bonnie 27-05-2004 08:15 PM

Rescueing a Bullfrog
 
Benign Vanilla wrote:


"Hell no," she replies. "I have teenage sons to clean my pond.... But a
talking frog...that's cool!"


Boy do you know Kathy, but our Kathy would have
said Heck no ;-)

--
Bonnie
NJ



Ka30P 27-05-2004 09:17 PM

Rescueing a Bullfrog
 

Bonnie wrote Boy do you know Kathy, but our Kathy would have
said Heck no ;-)

chortle!
For the most part...
jan will tell you that I can get rather
colorful in an email when ranting about
the joys of special ed and my dyslexic
child.


kathy :-)
A HREF="http://www.onceuponapond.com/"Once upon a pond/A

Bonnie 27-05-2004 10:07 PM

Rescueing a Bullfrog
 
Ka30P wrote:
Bonnie wrote Boy do you know Kathy, but our Kathy would have
said Heck no ;-)

chortle!
For the most part...
jan will tell you that I can get rather
colorful in an email when ranting about
the joys of special ed and my dyslexic
child.


kathy :-)
A HREF="http://www.onceuponapond.com/"Once upon a pond/A


But that would never happen on the newsgroup ;-)

--
Bonnie
NJ




~ jan JJsPond.us 30-05-2004 05:05 AM

Rescueing a Bullfrog
 
This is true, but as Bonnie said, never on the newsgroup, sometimes to me
in an E about the newsgroup, but never IN the newsgroup. ;o)

What I can't imagine is seeing K30 smile like a teenage boy in a porn shop,
but then.... over a talking frog, assuming one didn't faint dead away and
fall into the pond and drown, I guess anything is possible. ~ jan


Bonnie wrote Boy do you know Kathy, but our Kathy would have
said Heck no ;-)

chortle!
For the most part...
jan will tell you that I can get rather
colorful in an email when ranting about
the joys of special ed and my dyslexic
child.


kathy :-)
A HREF="http://www.onceuponapond.com/"Once upon a pond/A


(Do you know where your water quality is?)


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