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Algae primer test
Since I occasionally threaten to administer an algae primer
test I thought I'd better write one. If you don't score 100% your Porg Papers may be revoked without appeal. ALGAE TEST 1. Algae's favorite food is: a) beer b) carbs c) merde des poissons 2. Algae is the first plant to get going in the spring because a) you've been bad and deserve to be punished b) you bragged about crystal clear water last summer, see (a) c) love in a cold climate 3. Plants are good for the pond because a) the pond industry must be supported b) jan sells plant divides and deserves to be supported c) you get to use the patented 'bv/beer' method of planting 4. Shade allows the ponder to: a) relieve himself in the pond (you've got to be a really old rec.ponder to remember this) thus screening him from the neighbors b) provides cover for the german shepherd sized bullfrog (same vintage of ponder will remember this) c) keep the illegal removal of blue herons a secret. 5. We recommend low fish stocking because a) leaves more fish for us to buy b) hides the fact that we occasionally bbq our koi c) part of our overall plan to transfer fish to more and more ponders thus porgizing the world. 6. We think you should clean out your pond once a year because a) the feds are still looking for Jimmy Hoffa b) the feds are still looking for Osama bin Laden c) the feds are still looking for WMD 7. We do not recommend dying your pond because a) orange is a pretty color b) fish don't look good dyed blue c) we never thought we had to mention this before 8. UV lights are a) evil b) there is no middle answer c) magic 9. A veggie filter is a) a new kind of compost heap b) another expensive project c) organic merde des poissons consumption 10. You should be patient with your green water because a) you'll live longer b) you'll learn to be humble in the face of nature c) you can't screw with Mother Nature d) all of the above ;-) kathy :-) algae primer http://hometown.aol.com/ka30p/myhomepage/garden.html |
Algae primer test
LOL, I love it! ~ jan ~Power to the Porg, Flow On!~
ALGAE TEST 1. Algae's favorite food is: a) beer b) carbs c) merde des poissons 2. Algae is the first plant to get going in the spring because a) you've been bad and deserve to be punished b) you bragged about crystal clear water last summer, see (a) c) love in a cold climate 3. Plants are good for the pond because a) the pond industry must be supported b) jan sells plant divides and deserves to be supported c) you get to use the patented 'bv/beer' method of planting 4. Shade allows the ponder to: a) relieve himself in the pond (you've got to be a really old rec.ponder to remember this) thus screening him from the neighbors b) provides cover for the german shepherd sized bullfrog (same vintage of ponder will remember this) c) keep the illegal removal of blue herons a secret. 5. We recommend low fish stocking because a) leaves more fish for us to buy b) hides the fact that we occasionally bbq our koi c) part of our overall plan to transfer fish to more and more ponders thus porgizing the world. 6. We think you should clean out your pond once a year because a) the feds are still looking for Jimmy Hoffa b) the feds are still looking for Osama bin Laden c) the feds are still looking for WMD 7. We do not recommend dying your pond because a) orange is a pretty color b) fish don't look good dyed blue c) we never thought we had to mention this before 8. UV lights are a) evil b) there is no middle answer c) magic 9. A veggie filter is a) a new kind of compost heap b) another expensive project c) organic merde des poissons consumption 10. You should be patient with your green water because a) you'll live longer b) you'll learn to be humble in the face of nature c) you can't screw with Mother Nature d) all of the above ;-) kathy :-) algae primer http://hometown.aol.com/ka30p/myhomepage/garden.html |
LOL, I love it! ~ jan ~Power to the Porg, Flow On!~
ALGAE TEST 1. Algae's favorite food is: a) beer b) carbs c) merde des poissons 2. Algae is the first plant to get going in the spring because a) you've been bad and deserve to be punished b) you bragged about crystal clear water last summer, see (a) c) love in a cold climate 3. Plants are good for the pond because a) the pond industry must be supported b) jan sells plant divides and deserves to be supported c) you get to use the patented 'bv/beer' method of planting 4. Shade allows the ponder to: a) relieve himself in the pond (you've got to be a really old rec.ponder to remember this) thus screening him from the neighbors b) provides cover for the german shepherd sized bullfrog (same vintage of ponder will remember this) c) keep the illegal removal of blue herons a secret. 5. We recommend low fish stocking because a) leaves more fish for us to buy b) hides the fact that we occasionally bbq our koi c) part of our overall plan to transfer fish to more and more ponders thus porgizing the world. 6. We think you should clean out your pond once a year because a) the feds are still looking for Jimmy Hoffa b) the feds are still looking for Osama bin Laden c) the feds are still looking for WMD 7. We do not recommend dying your pond because a) orange is a pretty color b) fish don't look good dyed blue c) we never thought we had to mention this before 8. UV lights are a) evil b) there is no middle answer c) magic 9. A veggie filter is a) a new kind of compost heap b) another expensive project c) organic merde des poissons consumption 10. You should be patient with your green water because a) you'll live longer b) you'll learn to be humble in the face of nature c) you can't screw with Mother Nature d) all of the above ;-) kathy :-) algae primer http://hometown.aol.com/ka30p/myhomepage/garden.html |
Algae primer test
Do we send the answers to you? :-)
Whats next? Daily attendance taking ;-) Grading for spelling? ;-) Hall passes? :-) ;-) (Raising hand) May I have permission to leave the room. Duckin an a Runnin BYE! -- /\/\ike Chagoi http://ourkoipond.com Ka30P wrote: Since I occasionally threaten to administer an algae primer test I thought I'd better write one. If you don't score 100% your Porg Papers may be revoked without appeal. ALGAE TEST 1. Algae's favorite food is: a) beer b) carbs c) merde des poissons 2. Algae is the first plant to get going in the spring because a) you've been bad and deserve to be punished b) you bragged about crystal clear water last summer, see (a) c) love in a cold climate 3. Plants are good for the pond because a) the pond industry must be supported b) jan sells plant divides and deserves to be supported c) you get to use the patented 'bv/beer' method of planting 4. Shade allows the ponder to: a) relieve himself in the pond (you've got to be a really old rec.ponder to remember this) thus screening him from the neighbors b) provides cover for the german shepherd sized bullfrog (same vintage of ponder will remember this) c) keep the illegal removal of blue herons a secret. 5. We recommend low fish stocking because a) leaves more fish for us to buy b) hides the fact that we occasionally bbq our koi c) part of our overall plan to transfer fish to more and more ponders thus porgizing the world. 6. We think you should clean out your pond once a year because a) the feds are still looking for Jimmy Hoffa b) the feds are still looking for Osama bin Laden c) the feds are still looking for WMD 7. We do not recommend dying your pond because a) orange is a pretty color b) fish don't look good dyed blue c) we never thought we had to mention this before 8. UV lights are a) evil b) there is no middle answer c) magic 9. A veggie filter is a) a new kind of compost heap b) another expensive project c) organic merde des poissons consumption 10. You should be patient with your green water because a) you'll live longer b) you'll learn to be humble in the face of nature c) you can't screw with Mother Nature d) all of the above ;-) kathy :-) algae primer http://hometown.aol.com/ka30p/myhomepage/garden.html |
Algae primer test
I guess none of our algae are smart enough to take the test, as I don't
see any replies from them! D'in & R'in again Bye -- /\/\ike Chagoi http://ourkoipond.com Ka30P wrote: Since I occasionally threaten to administer an algae primer test I thought I'd better write one. If you don't score 100% your Porg Papers may be revoked without appeal. ALGAE TEST |
I guess none of our algae are smart enough to take the test, as I don't
see any replies from them! D'in & R'in again Bye -- /\/\ike Chagoi http://ourkoipond.com Ka30P wrote: Since I occasionally threaten to administer an algae primer test I thought I'd better write one. If you don't score 100% your Porg Papers may be revoked without appeal. ALGAE TEST |
Algae primer test
"chagoi" wrote in message
... (Raising hand) May I have permission to leave the room. Duckin an a Runnin BYE! /\/\ike Chagoi Hey, you with the smirk, runnin' down the hall, WHERE IS YOUR PASS, MISTER? -- Crashj |
"chagoi" wrote in message
... (Raising hand) May I have permission to leave the room. Duckin an a Runnin BYE! /\/\ike Chagoi Hey, you with the smirk, runnin' down the hall, WHERE IS YOUR PASS, MISTER? -- Crashj |
Algae primer test
Crashj wrote:
"chagoi" wrote in message ... (Raising hand) May I have permission to leave the room. Duckin an a Runnin BYE! /\/\ike Chagoi Hey, you with the smirk, runnin' down the hall, WHERE IS YOUR PASS, MISTER? Better watch out Crashj, I'll run down the hall (known as I-78W) and be in your homeroom in 1.5 hours. And we can serve detention together, working on your pond. :-) -- /\/\ike Chagoi http://ourkoipond.com |
Crashj wrote:
"chagoi" wrote in message ... (Raising hand) May I have permission to leave the room. Duckin an a Runnin BYE! /\/\ike Chagoi Hey, you with the smirk, runnin' down the hall, WHERE IS YOUR PASS, MISTER? Better watch out Crashj, I'll run down the hall (known as I-78W) and be in your homeroom in 1.5 hours. And we can serve detention together, working on your pond. :-) -- /\/\ike Chagoi http://ourkoipond.com |
Algae primer test
ahem! Those of you not paying attention to your test must come in after school and count all the single cells of algae in the pond! kathy :-) algae primer http://hometown.aol.com/ka30p/myhomepage/garden.html |
ahem! Those of you not paying attention to your test must come in after school and count all the single cells of algae in the pond! kathy :-) algae primer http://hometown.aol.com/ka30p/myhomepage/garden.html |
Algae primer test
"chagoi" wrote in message
... Crashj wrote: Hey, you with the smirk, runnin' down the hall, WHERE IS YOUR PASS, MISTER? Better watch out Crashj, I'll run down the hall (known as I-78W) and be in your homeroom in 1.5 hours. And we can serve detention together, working on your pond. :-) Any time, Mister! Just be sure you bring enough plants for everybody. If you don't like Yuengling Lager Lite, BYOB. Actually the pond is full and is merrily cycling away. We were in NC for the last half of the week and there was a big storm here. We came home to a big green puddle with a lawn chair in it and no visible fountain. Not to worry, thought, it is all back in progress. The strange part is the intake filter (a Tetra PF1 submersible) floated to the top!? The neighbor fortunately unplugged the pump. I will drill a small hole in the bottom of the box and add a big rock so this does not happen again. The quilting must have trapped some air as it was bubbling all day but this has stopped. Since it is late in the season I am not going to buy a lot of plants. I did get four iris at Lowes, and a couple of liliypads-in-a-box at Home Depot. The WH from the local garden shop is crapola, but the lettuce has five babies. I am going for iron today. -- Crashj |
"chagoi" wrote in message
... Crashj wrote: Hey, you with the smirk, runnin' down the hall, WHERE IS YOUR PASS, MISTER? Better watch out Crashj, I'll run down the hall (known as I-78W) and be in your homeroom in 1.5 hours. And we can serve detention together, working on your pond. :-) Any time, Mister! Just be sure you bring enough plants for everybody. If you don't like Yuengling Lager Lite, BYOB. Actually the pond is full and is merrily cycling away. We were in NC for the last half of the week and there was a big storm here. We came home to a big green puddle with a lawn chair in it and no visible fountain. Not to worry, thought, it is all back in progress. The strange part is the intake filter (a Tetra PF1 submersible) floated to the top!? The neighbor fortunately unplugged the pump. I will drill a small hole in the bottom of the box and add a big rock so this does not happen again. The quilting must have trapped some air as it was bubbling all day but this has stopped. Since it is late in the season I am not going to buy a lot of plants. I did get four iris at Lowes, and a couple of liliypads-in-a-box at Home Depot. The WH from the local garden shop is crapola, but the lettuce has five babies. I am going for iron today. -- Crashj |
"Ka30P" wrote in message
... ahem! Those of you not paying attention to your test must come in after school and count all the single cells of algae in the pond! The really naughty ponders have to *name* them, too. -- Crashj |
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