Squirrel conspiracy
 

Damn Squirrels, they're stealing all the creek stones from around my pond. I
think they're building a secret fort. Get ready for the squirrel invasion,
it's coming.

Bill wrote Damn Squirrels, they're stealing all the creek stones from around
my pond.

That's a new one!! I wonder what the heck they are doing with them?
This summer we watched a chipmunk steal napkins out of a napkin holder and run
off with them. We figured he would have the coziest nest in Oregon this winter.


kathy :-)
algae primer
http://hometown.aol.com/ka30p/myhomepage/garden.html

Bill wrote Damn Squirrels, they're stealing all the creek stones from around
my pond.

That's a new one!! I wonder what the heck they are doing with them?
This summer we watched a chipmunk steal napkins out of a napkin holder and run
off with them. We figured he would have the coziest nest in Oregon this winter.


kathy :-)
algae primer
http://hometown.aol.com/ka30p/myhomepage/garden.html

"Ka30P" wrote in message
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Bill wrote Damn Squirrels, they're stealing all the creek stones from
around
my pond.

That's a new one!! I wonder what the heck they are doing with them?
This summer we watched a chipmunk steal napkins out of a napkin holder and
run
off with them. We figured he would have the coziest nest in Oregon this
winter.

We thought they might be using them for their nest, but we aren't sure. I
left a yellow shopvac bag on the porch last year and one squirrel thought it
made fine nest material. We assumed he was an Atlantic squirrel, what with
the bright yellow abode.


kathy :-)
algae primer
http://hometown.aol.com/ka30p/myhomepage/garden.html

"Ka30P" wrote in message
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Bill wrote Damn Squirrels, they're stealing all the creek stones from
around
my pond.

That's a new one!! I wonder what the heck they are doing with them?
This summer we watched a chipmunk steal napkins out of a napkin holder and
run
off with them. We figured he would have the coziest nest in Oregon this
winter.

We thought they might be using them for their nest, but we aren't sure. I
left a yellow shopvac bag on the porch last year and one squirrel thought it
made fine nest material. We assumed he was an Atlantic squirrel, what with
the bright yellow abode.


kathy :-)
algae primer
http://hometown.aol.com/ka30p/myhomepage/garden.html

"Bill Stock" wrote in message
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We thought they might be using them for their nest, but we aren't sure. I
left a yellow shopvac bag on the porch last year and one squirrel thought
it
made fine nest material. We assumed he was an Atlantic squirrel, what with
the bright yellow abode.
snip

Or a Beatles fan?

BV.

"Bill Stock" wrote in message
ogers.com...
snip
We thought they might be using them for their nest, but we aren't sure. I
left a yellow shopvac bag on the porch last year and one squirrel thought
it
made fine nest material. We assumed he was an Atlantic squirrel, what with
the bright yellow abode.
snip

Or a Beatles fan?

BV.

Ka30P wrote:

Bill wrote Damn Squirrels, they're stealing all the creek stones from
around my pond.

That's a new one!! I wonder what the heck they are doing with them?
This summer we watched a chipmunk steal napkins out of a napkin holder and
run off with them. We figured he would have the coziest nest in Oregon
this winter.

I think they probably think they're nuts. Squirrels have _very_ small
brains...
--
derek

Ka30P wrote:

Bill wrote Damn Squirrels, they're stealing all the creek stones from
around my pond.

That's a new one!! I wonder what the heck they are doing with them?
This summer we watched a chipmunk steal napkins out of a napkin holder and
run off with them. We figured he would have the coziest nest in Oregon
this winter.

I think they probably think they're nuts. Squirrels have _very_ small
brains...
--
derek

"Derek Broughton" wrote in message
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Ka30P wrote:

Bill wrote Damn Squirrels, they're stealing all the creek stones from
around my pond.

That's a new one!! I wonder what the heck they are doing with them?
This summer we watched a chipmunk steal napkins out of a napkin holder
and
run off with them. We figured he would have the coziest nest in Oregon
this winter.

I think they probably think they're nuts. Squirrels have _very_ small
brains...


Simply climb the tree...and show 'em yer nuts.

Thank you.
Thank you.
I'll be here until next Thursday. Please remember to tip your server.

BV.

"Derek Broughton" wrote in message
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Ka30P wrote:

Bill wrote Damn Squirrels, they're stealing all the creek stones from
around my pond.

That's a new one!! I wonder what the heck they are doing with them?
This summer we watched a chipmunk steal napkins out of a napkin holder
and
run off with them. We figured he would have the coziest nest in Oregon
this winter.

I think they probably think they're nuts. Squirrels have _very_ small
brains...


Simply climb the tree...and show 'em yer nuts.

Thank you.
Thank you.
I'll be here until next Thursday. Please remember to tip your server.

BV.

Simply climb the tree...and show 'em yer nuts.

Talk about ambiguity!

hehehe might help to climb the tree nekkid!

Simply climb the tree...and show 'em yer nuts.

Talk about ambiguity!

hehehe might help to climb the tree nekkid!

"Ka30P" wrote in message
...
Bill wrote Damn Squirrels, they're stealing all the creek stones from
around
my pond.

That's a new one!! I wonder what the heck they are doing with them?
This summer we watched a chipmunk steal napkins out of a napkin holder and
run
off with them. We figured he would have the coziest nest in Oregon this
winter.

We've also watched squirrels carrying away some very strange items:
soda bottle lids
swimming goggle straps
chunks that they gnawed out of purple, orange and green soft styrofoam pool
"noodle" floats
pieces of cardboard boxes and plastic lawn bags
plastic or glass decorative marbles and beads

Would love to see their decorated and insulated nests!!
--
zookeeper
Oregon, USDA Zone 7
3500gal pond, 13 pond piggies

"Ka30P" wrote in message
...
Bill wrote Damn Squirrels, they're stealing all the creek stones from
around
my pond.

That's a new one!! I wonder what the heck they are doing with them?
This summer we watched a chipmunk steal napkins out of a napkin holder and
run
off with them. We figured he would have the coziest nest in Oregon this
winter.

We've also watched squirrels carrying away some very strange items:
soda bottle lids
swimming goggle straps
chunks that they gnawed out of purple, orange and green soft styrofoam pool
"noodle" floats
pieces of cardboard boxes and plastic lawn bags
plastic or glass decorative marbles and beads

Would love to see their decorated and insulated nests!!
--
zookeeper
Oregon, USDA Zone 7
3500gal pond, 13 pond piggies