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Benign Vanilla 15-12-2004 03:31 PM

OT Joke About Monkees, Lizards and Marijuana
 
A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when
a lizard walks past, looks up, and says, "Hey! What are you doing?"

The monkey says, "Smoking a joint, come up and have some."

So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey.
They have a few joints. After a while, the lizard says
his mouth is "dry" and decided to go get a drink from the river.

The lizard is so stoned he leans too far over and falls into
the river. A crocodile swims over to the lizard and helps him
to the side, then asks, "What's the matter with you?"

The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking
a joint with the monkey in the tree, got stoned, and fell into
the river while taking a drink.

The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into
the jungle, finds the tree where the monkey is finishing a
joint, looks up and says, "Hey, you!"

The Monkey looks down and says, "SSSShhhhiiiiiiiiitttttt dude.
How much water did you drink?"



Ka30P 15-12-2004 05:29 PM

chortle.
Mothers of teenagers are not supposed to laugh at jokes like this....


kathy :-)
3000 gallon pond
800 gallon frog bog
home of the watergardening labradors
zone 7 SE WA state

Ka30P 15-12-2004 05:29 PM

chortle.
Mothers of teenagers are not supposed to laugh at jokes like this....


kathy :-)
3000 gallon pond
800 gallon frog bog
home of the watergardening labradors
zone 7 SE WA state

Gary 15-12-2004 11:07 PM

Good one, BV! Yet another of the myriad of wonderful medicinal
properties of cannabis sativa! :)
Gary


Gary 15-12-2004 11:07 PM

Good one, BV! Yet another of the myriad of wonderful medicinal
properties of cannabis sativa! :)
Gary


Henry Pagel 16-12-2004 03:29 AM

I always wondered why BV spent so much time by the veggie filter.
Over feed those fish. The "veggies" need more nitrates!!!!!


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A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when
a lizard walks past, looks up, and says, "Hey! What are you doing?"

The monkey says, "Smoking a joint, come up and have some."

So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey.
They have a few joints. After a while, the lizard says
his mouth is "dry" and decided to go get a drink from the river.

The lizard is so stoned he leans too far over and falls into
the river. A crocodile swims over to the lizard and helps him
to the side, then asks, "What's the matter with you?"

The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking
a joint with the monkey in the tree, got stoned, and fell into
the river while taking a drink.

The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into
the jungle, finds the tree where the monkey is finishing a
joint, looks up and says, "Hey, you!"

The Monkey looks down and says, "SSSShhhhiiiiiiiiitttttt dude.
How much water did you drink?"





REBEL JOE 16-12-2004 02:10 PM

LOL I can relate to that



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Crashj 16-12-2004 04:16 PM

On or about Wed, 15 Dec 2004 10:31:44 -0500, "Benign Vanilla"
wrote something like:

Submitted to ahbou.
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Crashj

Crashj 16-12-2004 04:16 PM

On or about Wed, 15 Dec 2004 10:31:44 -0500, "Benign Vanilla"
wrote something like:

Submitted to ahbou.
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Crashj


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