OT Joke About Monkees, Lizards and Marijuana
 

A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when
a lizard walks past, looks up, and says, "Hey! What are you doing?"

The monkey says, "Smoking a joint, come up and have some."

So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey.
They have a few joints. After a while, the lizard says
his mouth is "dry" and decided to go get a drink from the river.

The lizard is so stoned he leans too far over and falls into
the river. A crocodile swims over to the lizard and helps him
to the side, then asks, "What's the matter with you?"

The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking
a joint with the monkey in the tree, got stoned, and fell into
the river while taking a drink.

The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into
the jungle, finds the tree where the monkey is finishing a
joint, looks up and says, "Hey, you!"

The Monkey looks down and says, "SSSShhhhiiiiiiiiitttttt dude.
How much water did you drink?"