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Klara 28-07-2005 03:43 PM

Sad postscript to cherries for free
 

Came across an article about fruit trees in Hungary. Apparently in the
first half of the last century fruit trees were planted along many roads
in Hungary, on the principle that if there were to be trees anyway, they
might as well bring some refreshment to the (at the time) foot-weary
traveller.

Someone was asking: what happened to the trees? Seems that those that
survived were grubbed up, for three sad reasons: First, because even
though at the time they bore excellent fruit without much intervention,
they would now need heavy spraying to achieve the same. Second, because
of the exhaust, which would contaminate the fruit. And third, because
were a single caterpillar to fall on the top of a lorry, it would no
longer be allowed across national borders.

So, no more cherries for free (or plums, or peaches, or apples, or,
apparently, mulberries....)

--
Klara, Gatwick basin

Bob Hobden 28-07-2005 05:08 PM


"Klara" wrote ...

Came across an article about fruit trees in Hungary. Apparently in the
first half of the last century fruit trees were planted along many roads
in Hungary, on the principle that if there were to be trees anyway, they
might as well bring some refreshment to the (at the time) foot-weary
traveller.

Someone was asking: what happened to the trees? Seems that those that
survived were grubbed up, for three sad reasons: First, because even
though at the time they bore excellent fruit without much intervention,
they would now need heavy spraying to achieve the same. Second, because of
the exhaust, which would contaminate the fruit. And third, because were a
single caterpillar to fall on the top of a lorry, it would no longer be
allowed across national borders.

So, no more cherries for free (or plums, or peaches, or apples, or,
apparently, mulberries....)


Well I've seen both Apricot trees and Grape vines planted on roundabouts in
SW France. Their roundabouts and roads, even country ones, do make ours look
so unkempt and shabby.

--
Regards
Bob
In Runnymede, 17 miles West of London

--
Regards
Bob
In Runnymede, 17 miles West of London



Stephen Howard 28-07-2005 05:23 PM

On Thu, 28 Jul 2005 17:08:42 +0100, "Bob Hobden"
wrote:


"Klara" wrote ...

Came across an article about fruit trees in Hungary. Apparently in the
first half of the last century fruit trees were planted along many roads
in Hungary, on the principle that if there were to be trees anyway, they
might as well bring some refreshment to the (at the time) foot-weary
traveller.

Someone was asking: what happened to the trees? Seems that those that
survived were grubbed up, for three sad reasons: First, because even
though at the time they bore excellent fruit without much intervention,
they would now need heavy spraying to achieve the same. Second, because of
the exhaust, which would contaminate the fruit. And third, because were a
single caterpillar to fall on the top of a lorry, it would no longer be
allowed across national borders.

So, no more cherries for free (or plums, or peaches, or apples, or,
apparently, mulberries....)


Well I've seen both Apricot trees and Grape vines planted on roundabouts in
SW France. Their roundabouts and roads, even country ones, do make ours look
so unkempt and shabby.

I think it's worth mentioning that, round here at least, around our
unkempt and shabby roads can be found apples, crab apples, hazelnuts,
redcurrants, sloes, damsons, rose hips, elderberries, blackberries,
raspberries and wild strawberries.

Regards,



--
Stephen Howard - Woodwind repairs & period restorations
www.shwoodwind.co.uk
Emails to: showard{whoisat}shwoodwind{dot}co{dot}uk

shazzbat 28-07-2005 07:56 PM


"Klara" wrote in message
...

Came across an article about fruit trees in Hungary. Apparently in the
first half of the last century fruit trees were planted along many roads
in Hungary, on the principle that if there were to be trees anyway, they
might as well bring some refreshment to the (at the time) foot-weary
traveller.

Someone was asking: what happened to the trees? Seems that those that
survived were grubbed up, for three sad reasons: First, because even
though at the time they bore excellent fruit without much intervention,
they would now need heavy spraying to achieve the same. Second, because
of the exhaust, which would contaminate the fruit. And third, because
were a single caterpillar to fall on the top of a lorry, it would no
longer be allowed across national borders.

So, no more cherries for free (or plums, or peaches, or apples, or,
apparently, mulberries....)


When I was stationed near Osnabruck in northern Germany in the 70s, there
were a couple of roads near us where the cherries were there and everyone
helped themselves to them. We first discovered them when we came round a
bend in the road, and several cars were parked under the trees with people
standing on the car roofs picking the cherries. We joined them, natch. I
almost felt sorry for the people with the newish car who didn't want to
spoil it by standing on the roof.


Almost :-))

Steve



Mike Lyle 28-07-2005 08:26 PM

shazzbat wrote:
[...]
When I was stationed near Osnabruck in northern Germany in the 70s,
there were a couple of roads near us where the cherries were there
and everyone helped themselves to them. We first discovered them

when
we came round a bend in the road, and several cars were parked

under
the trees with people standing on the car roofs picking the
cherries. We joined them, natch. I almost felt sorry for the people
with the newish car who didn't want to spoil it by standing on the
roof.


Almost :-))

Steve


So what's wrong with German blackbirds, then?

--
Mike.



shazzbat 29-07-2005 11:24 PM


"Mike Lyle" wrote in message
...
shazzbat wrote:
[...]
When I was stationed near Osnabruck in northern Germany in the 70s,
there were a couple of roads near us where the cherries were there
and everyone helped themselves to them. We first discovered them

when
we came round a bend in the road, and several cars were parked

under
the trees with people standing on the car roofs picking the
cherries. We joined them, natch. I almost felt sorry for the people
with the newish car who didn't want to spoil it by standing on the
roof.


Almost :-))

Steve


So what's wrong with German blackbirds, then?

--

Errr, nothing as far as I know.

(shrugs)



Mike Lyle 30-07-2005 12:06 AM

shazzbat wrote:
"Mike Lyle" wrote in message
...
shazzbat wrote:
[...]
When I was stationed near Osnabruck in northern Germany in the

70s,
there were a couple of roads near us where the cherries were

there
and everyone helped themselves to them. We first discovered them
when we came round a bend in the road, and several cars were

parked
under the trees with people standing on the car roofs picking

the
cherries. We joined them, natch. I almost felt sorry for the

people
with the newish car who didn't want to spoil it by standing on

the
roof.


Almost :-))

Steve


So what's wrong with German blackbirds, then?

--

Errr, nothing as far as I know.

(shrugs)


So why don't they eat all the cherries before people can get their
hands on them? That's what upstanding British birds (cue patriotic
music) do.

--
Mike.




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