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Just Another Scientology Fan 07-07-2006 09:16 PM

Hi - I'm new here
 
Frank Zappa said I could get 10 Dollars off
joining this group if I mentioned his name.


Zinj 07-07-2006 09:20 PM

Hi - I'm new here
 
In article .com,
says...
Frank Zappa said I could get 10 Dollars off
joining this group if I mentioned his name.


Actually, joining is free, but, if you mention Frank or C.S. Lewis or George
Orwell or me, you can get a free 10-year supply of Prozac straight from the
Psych Conspiracy.

Just mention it to Xenu next time you run into him.

(accept no substitutes/imposters/infiltrators)

Zinj
--
You Can Lead a Clam to Reason; but You Can't Make Him Think

Quaoar 08-07-2006 04:01 AM

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Just Another Scientology Fan wrote:
Frank Zappa said I could get 10 Dollars off
joining this group if I mentioned his name.


Don't listen to the above posters, they are all nigerian spammers.

The fee is only $350,000US (cash, or cashier's check on a registered
account) with 30% rebate if you submit the coupon and include two copies
of your original receipt, the original volcano, one copy of the original
bar code, and a handwritten acknowledgment from Hubbard's successor.
Please expect your rebate check within two eternities or 8000 weeks.

Q

Ball of Fluff 09-07-2006 03:43 AM

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"Just Another Scientology Fan" wrote in message
oups.com...
Frank Zappa said I could get 10 Dollars off
joining this group if I mentioned his name.


He's dead and so's Hubbard.

C



Ball of Fluff 09-07-2006 03:44 AM

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"Quaoar" wrote in message
. ..
Just Another Scientology Fan wrote:
Frank Zappa said I could get 10 Dollars off
joining this group if I mentioned his name.


Don't listen to the above posters, they are all nigerian spammers.

The fee is only $350,000US (cash, or cashier's check on a registered
account) with 30% rebate if you submit the coupon and include two copies
of your original receipt, the original volcano, one copy of the original
bar code, and a handwritten acknowledgment from Hubbard's successor.
Please expect your rebate check within two eternities or 8000 weeks.


Quaoar is lying again.

It's 450k USD and checks should be made payable to Ball of Fluff.

C



Alert 09-07-2006 04:31 AM

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Ball of Fluff wrote:
"Just Another Scientology Fan" wrote in message
oups.com...
Frank Zappa said I could get 10 Dollars off
joining this group if I mentioned his name.


He's dead and so's Hubbard.


Hubbards dead all righty, but it doesnt stop you from telling people
how good he was

http://www.beliefnet.com/boards/mess...es_per_page=16
fluffygirl
7/6/2006 1:05 PM 25 out of 44

LRH did a lot of great things but he definitely wasn't free from
hypocrisy. He did all kinds of drugs yet told the members not to.
That's one right there.

http://www.beliefnet.com/boards/mess...es_per_page=16
fluffygirl
7/22/2005 8:45 PM 189 out of 246

Never met either, least not in this life.

I'm sure Hubbard had many OT abilities, at least that's what people who
met him have told me.


Barbara Schwarz 09-07-2006 04:33 AM

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Ball of Fluff schrieb:

"Just Another Scientology Fan" wrote in message
oups.com...
Frank Zappa said I could get 10 Dollars off
joining this group if I mentioned his name.


He's dead and so's Hubbard.

C


Never heard that the thetan doesn't die and takes a new body and comes
back, Claire. you are such a wog.

Barbara Schwarz (Looking for the original Mark [Marty] Rathbun. No
impostor, please!)

http://www.thunderstar.net/~schwarz/lrh/fbidocs.html
--
Dave Touretzky has bomb instructions on the net.
http://www.religiousfreedomwatch.org/extremists/

Barbzzzzz "Babbles" Graham, is the selfproclaimed "chaplain" of an
allegedly non-existing organization named ARSCC that doesn't pay taxes.

But if they don't exist, how come they have a Chief Financial Officer
(jail bird, drug loving and habitual offender Korey Jerome Kruse aka
"Simkatu" and "Lord Xenu") who works and travels on behalf of ARSCC?

Barbara Graham in her own words: "Anything's legal if you don't get
caught." And: "You asshole. I was *never* a good person, you sad piece
of crap. --
Spidergraham, Chaplain, ARSCC"
Mo http://www.religiousfreedomwatch.org...s/graham1.html



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