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"geoff" wrote in message ... I cannot vouch for its efficacy but have been told that squirting an offending cat with a strong solution of washing-up liquid causes the cat to foul its own home. The cat licks itself when if gets in its bed and that causes it to be incontinent! That's horrific! --- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.467 / Virus Database: 266 - Release Date: 01/04/03 |
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an infinite number of geoffs, in an attempt to produce the entire works of Shakespeare, typed: I cannot vouch for its efficacy but have been told that squirting an offending cat with a strong solution of washing-up liquid causes the cat to foul its own home. The cat licks itself when if gets in its bed and that causes it to be incontinent! ROFL -- Please remove both of your frontal lobe(s) to reply |
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In article , Charlie
writes "geoff" wrote in message ... I cannot vouch for its efficacy but have been told that squirting an offending cat with a strong solution of washing-up liquid causes the cat to foul its own home. The cat licks itself when if gets in its bed and that causes it to be incontinent! That's horrific! but a damn good idea to try. Mike -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Forthcoming reunions. Royal Navy Social Weekend Sussex May 2nd - 5th. H.M.S.Collingwood Association Chatham May 30th - June 2nd British Pacific Fleet Hayling Island Sept 5th - 8th Castle Class Corvettes Assn. Isle of Wight. Oct 3rd - 6th. Plus many more |
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On Fri, 18 Apr 2003 01:53:58 +0000 (UTC), "Essjay001"
wrote: Pussy Galore scribbled: I've been lurking in this NG for some time now, and I have to say that I am amazed by the tolerance that some people show towards CATS! Welcome to the anti cat league. If you find it such a problem it can be dealt with easily. 410 bird gun. While a .410 would likely be effective as a feline solution, it would generate the sort of audible report, that could alert the neighbors and get a bit nasty. A much more discreet alternative might be found he http://www.ejmailorder.co.uk/airguns/air-rifles.htm Bart |
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On Fri, 18 Apr 2003 08:44:18 +0100, "geoff"
wrote: I cannot vouch for its efficacy but have been told that squirting an offending cat with a strong solution of washing-up liquid causes the cat to foul its own home. The cat licks itself when if gets in its bed and that causes it to be incontinent! Who said the Brits had no sense of humor? ;-) Bart |
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So that would make BJ's point useless, yes?
The Devil's Advocate scribbled: Obviously not lol Essjay001 wrote: Bigjon scribbled: A person who wants to prevent a neighbour's cat or dog from entering her/his property could make her/his own fencing arrangements." My god you even talk cat crap! So perhaps you'd better get a bigger fence ?? 50 6x6 fence panels is that big enough? |
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The Devil's Advocate scribbled:
You miserable little shit, bet your fun to be with Miserable I am not, little I am not. We are talking cats here get a life! |
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Bart Bailey scribbled:
While a .410 would likely be effective as a feline solution, it would generate the sort of audible report, that could alert the neighbors and get a bit nasty. A much more discreet alternative might be found he http://www.ejmailorder.co.uk/airguns/air-rifles.htm Thanks Bart, can't think what I was thinking of making noise pollution like that. |
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geoff scribbled:
I cannot vouch for its efficacy but have been told that squirting an offending cat with a strong solution of washing-up liquid causes the cat to foul its own home. The cat licks itself when if gets in its bed and that causes it to be incontinent! The only trouble with that is getting the owners to take photos so you can gloat! LOL |
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Charlie scribbled:
I cannot vouch for its efficacy but have been told that squirting an offending cat with a strong solution of washing-up liquid causes the cat to foul its own home. The cat licks itself when if gets in its bed and that causes it to be incontinent! That's horrific! No! It's revenge. |
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Bart Bailey scribbled:
On Fri, 18 Apr 2003 08:44:18 +0100, "geoff" wrote: I cannot vouch for its efficacy but have been told that squirting an offending cat with a strong solution of washing-up liquid causes the cat to foul its own home. The cat licks itself when if gets in its bed and that causes it to be incontinent! Who said the Brits had no sense of humor? ;-) Usually Americans! |
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As I said in an earlier thread - you better check if the cat is microchipped
first - if so it is the owner's property so it would be like shooting their dog.. "Bart Bailey" wrote in message ... On Fri, 18 Apr 2003 01:53:58 +0000 (UTC), "Essjay001" wrote: Pussy Galore scribbled: I've been lurking in this NG for some time now, and I have to say that I am amazed by the tolerance that some people show towards CATS! Welcome to the anti cat league. If you find it such a problem it can be dealt with easily. 410 bird gun. While a .410 would likely be effective as a feline solution, it would generate the sort of audible report, that could alert the neighbors and get a bit nasty. A much more discreet alternative might be found he http://www.ejmailorder.co.uk/airguns/air-rifles.htm Bart |
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I don't need some jumped up idiot like you to tell me to get a life thank
you. I shall pass your comments on to the RSPCA Essjay001 wrote: : The Devil's Advocate scribbled: : :: You miserable little shit, bet your fun to be with :: : Miserable I am not, little I am not. : : We are talking cats here get a life! |
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In article , Peter James
writes Don't feed the troll! Now if everybody were to obey 'don't feed the cats' then our problem with the nasty things would be over :-)) But then you always get some selfish b*****d who insists on have the messy things don't you? Mike -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Forthcoming reunions. Royal Navy Social Weekend Sussex May 2nd - 5th. H.M.S.Collingwood Association Chatham May 30th - June 2nd British Pacific Fleet Hayling Island Sept 5th - 8th Castle Class Corvettes Assn. Isle of Wight. Oct 3rd - 6th. Plus many more |
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