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Draven 23-02-2007 03:44 PM

What a grey day...
 

"Janet Tweedy" wrote in message
...
In article , Draven
writes

I've fixed the hole in my Shed and I have attached fence spikes to most of
the fence.

It seems the Chavs resent me stopping them from getting to my shed and
have
taken to shooting my glass greenhouse with an air rifle.



Must remember never to buy a house in your neck of the woods, sounds
horrendous!
--
Janet Tweedy
Dalmatian Telegraph
http://www.lancedal.demon.co.uk


Where I live is actually quite nice.
All my immediate neighbours are lovely.
But Bristol has it's fair share of dole scum Chavs and they are breeding at
an accelerated rate.
I'm sure it won't be long before they enter your neck of the woods. ;O)



Draven 23-02-2007 03:46 PM

What a grey day...
 

"Janet Tweedy" wrote in message
...
In article , Sacha
writes

CCTV camera out of their reach and range!

You can understand why people finally crack and decide to do something
drastic to the little darlings.
No doubt they will plead ignorance, poverty, bad parenting, drug abuse and
other mitigating circumstances for their behaviour.
Why are people so surprised that this sort of behaviour often precipitates
aggression ?
--
Janet Tweedy
Dalmatian Telegraph
http://www.lancedal.demon.co.uk


Sad thing is the Police are just waiting for us peeved house owners to do
something to them.
Why?
So they can then arrest us.



Sacha 23-02-2007 03:53 PM

What a grey day...
 
On 23/2/07 15:46, in article ,
"Martin" wrote:

On Fri, 23 Feb 2007 15:15:33 +0000, Sacha
wrote:


It takes too long for the 'hug a hoodie' brigade to realise that the victims
of crime resent very much the idea that the criminal is the one to be
pitied!


"Hug a hoodie" instead of a tree? Do you think it will catch on?


Depends how warmly they want to be hugged around the neck, I'd say. ;-)

--
Sacha
http://www.hillhousenursery.co.uk
South Devon
http://www.discoverdartmoor.co.uk/
(remove weeds from address)


Rupert \(W.Yorkshire\) 23-02-2007 06:22 PM

What a grey day...
 

"Draven" wrote in message
o.uk...

"Janet Tweedy" wrote in message
...
In article , Draven
writes

I've fixed the hole in my Shed and I have attached fence spikes to most
of
the fence.

It seems the Chavs resent me stopping them from getting to my shed and
have
taken to shooting my glass greenhouse with an air rifle.



Must remember never to buy a house in your neck of the woods, sounds
horrendous!
--
Janet Tweedy
Dalmatian Telegraph
http://www.lancedal.demon.co.uk


Where I live is actually quite nice.
All my immediate neighbours are lovely.
But Bristol has it's fair share of dole scum Chavs and they are breeding
at an accelerated rate.
I'm sure it won't be long before they enter your neck of the woods. ;O)

You do have my sympathies but not all people who are on the dole and are
chavs and who you may assess as scum are necessarily thieves



Draven 23-02-2007 06:45 PM

What a grey day...
 

"Rupert (W.Yorkshire)" wrote in message
...

"Draven" wrote in message
o.uk...

"Janet Tweedy" wrote in message
...
In article , Draven
writes

I've fixed the hole in my Shed and I have attached fence spikes to most
of
the fence.

It seems the Chavs resent me stopping them from getting to my shed and
have
taken to shooting my glass greenhouse with an air rifle.



Must remember never to buy a house in your neck of the woods, sounds
horrendous!
--
Janet Tweedy
Dalmatian Telegraph
http://www.lancedal.demon.co.uk


Where I live is actually quite nice.
All my immediate neighbours are lovely.
But Bristol has it's fair share of dole scum Chavs and they are breeding
at an accelerated rate.
I'm sure it won't be long before they enter your neck of the woods. ;O)

You do have my sympathies but not all people who are on the dole and are
chavs and who you may assess as scum are necessarily thieves


I never said that ALL people on the dole are Chavs.
You'd make a great labour MP!!!!



Janet Tweedy 23-02-2007 11:32 PM

What a grey day...
 
In article , "Rupert (W.Yorkshire)"
writes

Where I live is actually quite nice.
All my immediate neighbours are lovely.
But Bristol has it's fair share of dole scum Chavs and they are breeding
at an accelerated rate.
I'm sure it won't be long before they enter your neck of the woods. ;O)

You do have my sympathies but not all people who are on the dole and are
chavs and who you may assess as scum are necessarily thieves




Isn't that a bit like the saying:

All brown dogs bark but not all dogs that bark are brown?

(er well I think I see what I mean.)

Vandals are usually unemployed or criminal riff-raff but not all
unemployed riff raff are vandals?

:)
--
Janet Tweedy
Dalmatian Telegraph
http://www.lancedal.demon.co.uk

Janet Tweedy 24-02-2007 11:43 AM

What a grey day...
 
In article , Martin
writes


Depends how warmly they want to be hugged around the neck, I'd say. ;-)


Form an orderly queue.



Perhaps a printer's error on the posters and

"Mug a hoodie"? instead
--
Janet Tweedy
Dalmatian Telegraph
http://www.lancedal.demon.co.uk

Sacha 24-02-2007 12:43 PM

What a grey day...
 
On 24/2/07 11:43, in article , "Janet Tweedy"
wrote:

In article , Martin
writes


Depends how warmly they want to be hugged around the neck, I'd say. ;-)


Form an orderly queue.



Perhaps a printer's error on the posters and

"Mug a hoodie"? instead


I hate to say it but that would almost cheer me up!

--
Sacha
http://www.hillhousenursery.co.uk
South Devon
http://www.discoverdartmoor.co.uk/
(remove weeds from address)


[email protected] 24-02-2007 03:41 PM

What a grey day...
 
On 21 Feb, 15:13, Martin wrote:
On 21 Feb 2007 07:04:53 -0800, "
It's 21C (Lidl scale) inside and 12 C (Lidl scale) outside.


I saw the poster in Lidl's window clearly yesterday and it says
gardening week commences 1st March. Did they have anything useful in
there the week they had it in Holland?

Judith at home


Rupert \(W.Yorkshire\) 24-02-2007 09:56 PM

What a grey day...
 

"Draven" wrote in message
...

"Rupert (W.Yorkshire)" wrote in message
...

"Draven" wrote in message
o.uk...

"Janet Tweedy" wrote in message
...
In article , Draven
writes

I've fixed the hole in my Shed and I have attached fence spikes to most
of
the fence.

It seems the Chavs resent me stopping them from getting to my shed and
have
taken to shooting my glass greenhouse with an air rifle.



Must remember never to buy a house in your neck of the woods, sounds
horrendous!
--
Janet Tweedy
Dalmatian Telegraph
http://www.lancedal.demon.co.uk

Where I live is actually quite nice.
All my immediate neighbours are lovely.
But Bristol has it's fair share of dole scum Chavs and they are breeding
at an accelerated rate.
I'm sure it won't be long before they enter your neck of the woods. ;O)

You do have my sympathies but not all people who are on the dole and are
chavs and who you may assess as scum are necessarily thieves


I never said that ALL people on the dole are Chavs.
You'd make a great labour MP!!!!

No you did not and there is no such thing as a great labour anything:-)



[email protected] 24-02-2007 10:03 PM

What a grey day...
 
On 24 Feb, 21:56, "Rupert \(W.Yorkshire\)"
wrote:
No you did not and there is no such thing as a great labour anything:-)- Hide quoted text -



RUPERT!!!!! How could you, you know I love Tony Blair - he and I have
kissed.

Judth at home





Sally Thompson 24-02-2007 10:14 PM

What a grey day...
 
On Sat, 24 Feb 2007 22:03:18 +0000, wrote
(in article .com):

On 24 Feb, 21:56, "Rupert \(W.Yorkshire\)"
wrote:
No you did not and there is no such thing as a great labour anything:-)-



RUPERT!!!!! How could you, you know I love Tony Blair - he and I have
kissed.


Puts down glass of wine slowly and feels rather sick.





--
Sally in Shropshire, UK
bed and breakfast near Ludlow:
http://www.stonybrook-ludlow.co.uk
Burne-Jones/William Morris window in Shropshire church:
http://www.whitton-stmarys.org.uk


[email protected] 24-02-2007 10:25 PM

What a grey day...
 
On 24 Feb, 22:14, Sally Thompson
wrote:
Puts down glass of wine slowly and feels rather sick.

--
Sally in Shropshire, UK
bed and breakfast near Ludlow:http://www.stonybrook-ludlow.co.uk
Burne-Jones/William Morris window in Shropshire church:http://www.whitton-stmarys.org.uk


SALLY!!!!! He is absolutely gorgeous, I was utterly smitten, he's a
good kisser too!

Judith at home reflecting on lovely memories


Rupert \(W.Yorkshire\) 24-02-2007 10:39 PM

What a grey day...
 

wrote in message
oups.com...
On 24 Feb, 21:56, "Rupert \(W.Yorkshire\)"
wrote:
No you did not and there is no such thing as a great labour anything:-)-
Hide quoted text -



RUPERT!!!!! How could you, you know I love Tony Blair - he and I have
kissed.

Judth at home




Judith I was not trying to imply that any Labour person is of no sexual use.
Some of the best censored has been with .............
I must admit Tony was quite cute in his younger days:-)



Sally Thompson 24-02-2007 11:16 PM

What a grey day...
 
On Sat, 24 Feb 2007 22:25:04 +0000, wrote
(in article . com):

On 24 Feb, 22:14, Sally Thompson
wrote:
Puts down glass of wine slowly and feels rather sick.



SALLY!!!!! He is absolutely gorgeous, I was utterly smitten, he's a
good kisser too!

Judith at home reflecting on lovely memories


But, but, shock, horror - you kissed a shudder politician!!!



--
Sally in Shropshire, UK
bed and breakfast near Ludlow:
http://www.stonybrook-ludlow.co.uk
Burne-Jones/William Morris window in Shropshire church:
http://www.whitton-stmarys.org.uk



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