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Big Bertha Thing astronomy
Cosmic Ray Series
Possible Real World System Constructs
http://web.onetel.com/~tonylance/astro.html
Access page to 600K ZIP file
Astrophysics net ring access site
Newsgroup Reviews including sci.astro.amateur

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OUSA Research moderator gone missing
OUSA Astrology moderator gone missing
NOUS VOUS downgraded to OUSA VOUS
C-in-C winning side 1st and 2nd battles of cyberspace,
not yet reinstated.
Vice-chancellors heads should roll.


Big Bertha Thing ME

There is no test for ME, no diagnosis.
It is just a process of elimination.
So a doctor, who does not believe
Is just as right as one who does.
Where does this leave the hot and tired,
Pole-axed, without a leg to stand on victim?
The incidental pain of disbelief
Is compounded by the length of the chain.
Each link forged by an unshakeable lack.
Cigarettes were once not linked to cancer.
CJD was not linked to mad cows.
Crack nicotine cigarettes not branded by makers.
Pity the child taken into care for being ill.
A taxi used less and less cannot be justified.
Cancel a taxi because there are no medical grounds.
Attendance at school is purely subjective,
It depends on how the child feels getting up.
A medical note can improve exam marks.
DHSS guidelines believe in ME, at last!

Complex numbers can solve all the roots of polynomials to N powers.
Collapse numbers can count all the polka dots on any polygon exactly.

Tony Lance



Newsgroups: swnet.sci.astro, sci.chem
From: Tony Lance
Date: Sat, 17 Feb 2007 17:08:08 +0000
Local: Sat, Feb 17 2007 5:08 pm
Subject: Big Bertha Thing unified

Friday, November 14, 1997 01:46:13 PM
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From: Tony Lance
Subject: Big Bertha Thing 6
To: OUSA Classical Particle
Big Bertha Thing 6

6. My beautiful laundrette only had two machines, so I asked
my customers, if they would bring there own in.
Now we have seven machines and it is very nice.
Once we get the water pipes and electricity laid, it will
be magnificent. For water read data and electricity read
documentation.
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