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JIM 17-11-2007 08:37 PM

TO ALL OF YOU
 
SHUT THE **** UP, YOU ****ING ****S!!


OR I'LL SHUT YOU THE **** UP FOR GOOD


NOW DO ONE ARSEHOLES!!

Frankie Carbone 17-11-2007 08:39 PM

TO ALL OF YOU
 

"JIM" wrote in message
...
SHUT THE **** UP, YOU ****ING ****S!!


OR I'LL SHUT YOU THE **** UP FOR GOOD


NOW DO ONE ARSEHOLES!!


You're really a girl; the tell tale signs are soooo obvious to me.



JIM 17-11-2007 08:44 PM

TO ALL OF YOU
 
On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 20:39:33 GMT, "Frankie Carbone"
wrote:


"JIM" wrote in message
.. .
SHUT THE **** UP, YOU ****ING ****S!!


OR I'LL SHUT YOU THE **** UP FOR GOOD


NOW DO ONE ARSEHOLES!!


You're really a girl; the tell tale signs are soooo obvious to me.


I'LL CUT YOUR ****ING FAMILY UP AND MAKE YOU WATCH, ****!!

Rob_The_Latch 17-11-2007 08:58 PM

TO ALL OF YOU
 
On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 20:39:33 GMT, "Frankie Carbone"


You're really a girl; the tell tale signs are soooo obvious to me.



I'LL CUT YOUR ****ING FAMILY UP AND MAKE YOU WATCH, ****!!


Woooowwweeee !!!!!

Fookin hardman, you've got me an the rest of us shaking in our boots. I'm really
scared along with the rest of us ......... Tosspot

;-)

Rob



Fads 17-11-2007 09:03 PM

TO ALL OF YOU
 

"JIM" wrote in message
...
On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 20:39:33 GMT, "Frankie Carbone"
wrote:


"JIM" wrote in message
. ..
SHUT THE **** UP, YOU ****ING ****S!!


OR I'LL SHUT YOU THE **** UP FOR GOOD


NOW DO ONE ARSEHOLES!!


You're really a girl; the tell tale signs are soooo obvious to me.


I'LL CUT YOUR ****ING FAMILY UP AND MAKE YOU WATCH, ****!!


Wow! Well 'ard

Your drivel is an inspiration to botched lobotomy patients everywhere. Your
post is an orgy of stultifying cacophonous verbal depravity; an exercise in
literary impotence, and an offense to all of good taste and decency.

If brains were dynamite, you wouldn't have enough to blow the kneecap off a
flea. You're just another Internet-addicted idiot suffering from diarrhea of
the mouth and constipation of the mind. Have you ever noticed that whenever
you sit behind a keyboard, some idiot starts typing? Oh well, as the late
Douglas Adams said: "You live and learn. At any rate, you live."

What possessed you to think that you were capable of being entertaining or
interesting to read? There's nothing wrong with you that couldn't be cured
with a little Prozac and a polo mallet, or, better yet, suicide. Maybe you
wouldn't read like such a pathetic loser if your brain cells weren't on the
Endangered Species list; if your weren't so fat that you make sumo wrestlers
look anorexic, or if you didn't have a face so ugly that even your mother
didn't know which end to put the diaper on. No, come to think of it, you
would.

In conclusion, thank you. We are all refreshed and challenged by your unique
point of view. Now **** off!

(credit to http://www.insultmonger.com/generators/auto-flamer.htm)






JIM 17-11-2007 09:47 PM

TO ALL OF YOU
 
On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 21:03:55 GMT, "Fads" wrote:


"JIM" wrote in message
.. .
On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 20:39:33 GMT, "Frankie Carbone"
wrote:


"JIM" wrote in message
...
SHUT THE **** UP, YOU ****ING ****S!!


OR I'LL SHUT YOU THE **** UP FOR GOOD


NOW DO ONE ARSEHOLES!!

You're really a girl; the tell tale signs are soooo obvious to me.


I'LL CUT YOUR ****ING FAMILY UP AND MAKE YOU WATCH, ****!!


Wow! Well 'ard

Your drivel is an inspiration to botched lobotomy patients everywhere. Your
post is an orgy of stultifying cacophonous verbal depravity; an exercise in
literary impotence, and an offense to all of good taste and decency.

If brains were dynamite, you wouldn't have enough to blow the kneecap off a
flea. You're just another Internet-addicted idiot suffering from diarrhea of
the mouth and constipation of the mind. Have you ever noticed that whenever
you sit behind a keyboard, some idiot starts typing? Oh well, as the late
Douglas Adams said: "You live and learn. At any rate, you live."

What possessed you to think that you were capable of being entertaining or
interesting to read? There's nothing wrong with you that couldn't be cured
with a little Prozac and a polo mallet, or, better yet, suicide. Maybe you
wouldn't read like such a pathetic loser if your brain cells weren't on the
Endangered Species list; if your weren't so fat that you make sumo wrestlers
look anorexic, or if you didn't have a face so ugly that even your mother
didn't know which end to put the diaper on. No, come to think of it, you
would.

In conclusion, thank you. We are all refreshed and challenged by your unique
point of view. Now **** off!

(credit to http://www.insultmonger.com/generators/auto-flamer.htm)


DON'T **** WITH ME COZ I *WILL* SLIT YOUR THROAT!!

JIM 17-11-2007 10:09 PM

TO ALL OF YOU
 
On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 20:58:15 -0000, "Rob_The_Latch"
wrote:

On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 20:39:33 GMT, "Frankie Carbone"


You're really a girl; the tell tale signs are soooo obvious to me.



I'LL CUT YOUR ****ING FAMILY UP AND MAKE YOU WATCH, ****!!


Woooowwweeee !!!!!

Fookin hardman, you've got me an the rest of us shaking in our boots. I'm really
scared along with the rest of us ......... Tosspot

;-)

Rob


AFTER I'VE CUT THE ****ERS UP, I'LL TORCH 'EM!!

Frankie Carbone 17-11-2007 10:49 PM

TO ALL OF YOU
 
Jim, be honest with yourself; you are the recipient of bum love.



CWatters[_2_] 18-11-2007 02:45 PM

TO ALL OF YOU
 

"Frankie Carbone" wrote in message
. uk...
Jim, be honest with yourself; you are the recipient of bum love.


Please don't feed the trolls...




Roo 18-11-2007 04:20 PM

TO ALL OF YOU
 
JIM wrote:
SHUT THE **** UP, YOU ****ING ****S!!


OR I'LL SHUT YOU THE **** UP FOR GOOD


NOW DO ONE ARSEHOLES!!


Come on then mouth, give it your best shot.

BlueRoo

Roo 18-11-2007 04:20 PM

TO ALL OF YOU
 
Fads wrote:

Wow! Well 'ard

Your drivel is an inspiration to botched lobotomy patients everywhere. Your
post is an orgy of stultifying cacophonous verbal depravity; an exercise in
literary impotence, and an offense to all of good taste and decency.

If brains were dynamite, you wouldn't have enough to blow the kneecap off a
flea. You're just another Internet-addicted idiot suffering from diarrhea of
the mouth and constipation of the mind. Have you ever noticed that whenever
you sit behind a keyboard, some idiot starts typing? Oh well, as the late
Douglas Adams said: "You live and learn. At any rate, you live."

What possessed you to think that you were capable of being entertaining or
interesting to read? There's nothing wrong with you that couldn't be cured
with a little Prozac and a polo mallet, or, better yet, suicide. Maybe you
wouldn't read like such a pathetic loser if your brain cells weren't on the
Endangered Species list; if your weren't so fat that you make sumo wrestlers
look anorexic, or if you didn't have a face so ugly that even your mother
didn't know which end to put the diaper on. No, come to think of it, you
would.

In conclusion, thank you. We are all refreshed and challenged by your unique
point of view. Now **** off!


Heh heh heh...

BlueRoo

JIM 18-11-2007 05:07 PM

TO ALL OF YOU
 
On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 14:45:38 -0000, "CWatters"
wrote:


"Frankie Carbone" wrote in message
.uk...
Jim, be honest with yourself; you are the recipient of bum love.


Please don't feed the trolls...


SHUT THE **** UP, ****!!

JIM 18-11-2007 05:08 PM

TO ALL OF YOU
 
On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 16:20:12 +0000, Roo
wrote:

JIM wrote:
SHUT THE **** UP, YOU ****ING ****S!!


OR I'LL SHUT YOU THE **** UP FOR GOOD


NOW DO ONE ARSEHOLES!!


Come on then mouth, give it your best shot.

BlueRoo


I'LL CUT YOUR ****ING LIVER OUT AND FEED IT TO MY DOG

NOW **** OFF!!

STEPHEN 18-11-2007 05:24 PM

TO ALL OF YOU
 

what of SMACK?



JIM 18-11-2007 05:35 PM

TO ALL OF YOU
 
On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 17:24:54 -0000, "STEPHEN"
wrote:


what of SMACK?


I'LL SMACK HIS ****ING BITCH UP GOOD STYLE!!

STEPHEN 18-11-2007 05:47 PM

TO ALL OF YOU
 
Be careful, he is a SMACKHEAD
"JIM" wrote in message
...
On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 17:24:54 -0000, "STEPHEN"
wrote:


what of SMACK?


I'LL SMACK HIS ****ING BITCH UP GOOD STYLE!!




Roo 18-11-2007 05:57 PM

TO ALL OF YOU
 
STEPHEN wrote:
Be careful, he is a SMACKHEAD


And you are a Cabbage Patch Doll faced stalker.

BlueRoo

Roo 18-11-2007 06:01 PM

TO ALL OF YOU
 
JIM wrote:

I'LL CUT YOUR ****ING LIVER OUT AND FEED IT TO MY DOG

NOW **** OFF!!


Make me. Come on big man.

BlueRoo

Roo 18-11-2007 06:03 PM

TO ALL OF YOU
 
JIM wrote:
On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 17:24:54 -0000, "STEPHEN"
wrote:

what of SMACK?


I'LL SMACK HIS ****ING BITCH UP GOOD STYLE!!


STEPHEN's mother is my bitch, I suggest you pop around to his house in
Woolton to get her.

BlueRoo

JIM 18-11-2007 06:32 PM

TO ALL OF YOU
 
On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 17:47:54 -0000, "STEPHEN"
wrote:

Be careful, he is a SMACKHEAD


I ****ING HATE SMACKHEADS

CUT HIS THROAT!!

JIM 18-11-2007 06:33 PM

TO ALL OF YOU
 
On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 18:01:48 +0000, Roo
wrote:

JIM wrote:

I'LL CUT YOUR ****ING LIVER OUT AND FEED IT TO MY DOG

NOW **** OFF!!


Make me. Come on big man.

BlueRoo


I'LL CUT YOUR ****ING FACE OFF!!

xxy 18-11-2007 06:36 PM

TO ALL OF YOU
 
JIM wrote:
On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 18:01:48 +0000, Roo
wrote:

JIM wrote:
I'LL CUT YOUR ****ING LIVER OUT AND FEED IT TO MY DOG

NOW **** OFF!!

Make me. Come on big man.

BlueRoo


I'LL CUT YOUR ****ING FACE OFF!!


The only thing you'll cut is your knob on your mum's brillo pad bush!

JIM 18-11-2007 06:37 PM

TO ALL OF YOU
 
On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 18:36:10 +0000, xxy wrote:

JIM wrote:
On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 18:01:48 +0000, Roo
wrote:

JIM wrote:
I'LL CUT YOUR ****ING LIVER OUT AND FEED IT TO MY DOG

NOW **** OFF!!
Make me. Come on big man.

BlueRoo


I'LL CUT YOUR ****ING FACE OFF!!


The only thing you'll cut is your knob on your mum's brillo pad bush!


BETTER THAN SHAGGING KIDDIES LIKE YOU DO!!

Bikini Whacks 18-11-2007 06:47 PM

TO ALL OF YOU
 
In article ,
says...
On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 18:01:48 +0000, Roo
wrote:

JIM wrote:

I'LL CUT YOUR ****ING LIVER OUT AND FEED IT TO MY DOG

NOW **** OFF!!


Make me. Come on big man.

BlueRoo


I'LL CUT YOUR ****ING FACE OFF!!

Why not cut his arse-cheeks off instead, much more painful plus he'll
have to stand up all day.

Alan Holmes[_4_] 18-11-2007 06:47 PM

TO ALL OF YOU
 
On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 13:32:05 GMT, "Alan Holmes"
wrote:


"JIM" wrote in message
.. .
On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 20:58:15 -0000, "Rob_The_Latch"
wrote:

On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 20:39:33 GMT, "Frankie Carbone"


You're really a girl; the tell tale signs are soooo obvious to me.



I'LL CUT YOUR ****ING FAMILY UP AND MAKE YOU WATCH, ****!!


Woooowwweeee !!!!!

Fookin hardman, you've got me an the rest of us shaking in our boots. I'm
really
scared along with the rest of us ......... Tosspot

;-)

Rob


AFTER I'VE CUT THE ****ERS UP, I'LL TORCH 'EM!!


the only way!



Alan Holmes[_4_] 18-11-2007 06:47 PM

TO ALL OF YOU
 
On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 13:32:05 GMT, "Alan Holmes"
wrote:


"JIM" wrote in message
.. .
On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 20:58:15 -0000, "Rob_The_Latch"
wrote:

On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 20:39:33 GMT, "Frankie Carbone"


You're really a girl; the tell tale signs are soooo obvious to me.



I'LL CUT YOUR ****ING FAMILY UP AND MAKE YOU WATCH, ****!!


Woooowwweeee !!!!!

Fookin hardman, you've got me an the rest of us shaking in our boots. I'm
really
scared along with the rest of us ......... Tosspot

;-)

Rob


AFTER I'VE CUT THE ****ERS UP, I'LL TORCH 'EM!!


the only way!



Bikini Whacks 18-11-2007 06:49 PM

TO ALL OF YOU
 
In article , Alan Holmes
says...
On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 13:32:05 GMT, "Alan Holmes"
wrote:


"JIM" wrote in message
.. .
On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 20:58:15 -0000, "Rob_The_Latch"
wrote:

On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 20:39:33 GMT, "Frankie Carbone"


You're really a girl; the tell tale signs are soooo obvious to me.



I'LL CUT YOUR ****ING FAMILY UP AND MAKE YOU WATCH, ****!!


Woooowwweeee !!!!!

Fookin hardman, you've got me an the rest of us shaking in our boots. I'm
really
scared along with the rest of us ......... Tosspot

;-)

Rob

AFTER I'VE CUT THE ****ERS UP, I'LL TORCH 'EM!!


the only way!



Nah, still nowt.

Alan Holmes[_4_] 18-11-2007 06:50 PM

TO ALL OF YOU
 
On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 13:33:35 GMT, "Alan Holmes"
wrote:


"JIM" wrote in message
.. .
On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 21:03:55 GMT, "Fads" wrote:


"JIM" wrote in message
...
On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 20:39:33 GMT, "Frankie Carbone"
wrote:


"JIM" wrote in message
om...
SHUT THE **** UP, YOU ****ING ****S!!


OR I'LL SHUT YOU THE **** UP FOR GOOD


NOW DO ONE ARSEHOLES!!

You're really a girl; the tell tale signs are soooo obvious to me.

I'LL CUT YOUR ****ING FAMILY UP AND MAKE YOU WATCH, ****!!

Wow! Well 'ard

Your drivel is an inspiration to botched lobotomy patients everywhere.
Your
post is an orgy of stultifying cacophonous verbal depravity; an exercise
in
literary impotence, and an offense to all of good taste and decency.

If brains were dynamite, you wouldn't have enough to blow the kneecap off
a
flea. You're just another Internet-addicted idiot suffering from diarrhea
of
the mouth and constipation of the mind. Have you ever noticed that
whenever
you sit behind a keyboard, some idiot starts typing? Oh well, as the late
Douglas Adams said: "You live and learn. At any rate, you live."

What possessed you to think that you were capable of being entertaining or
interesting to read? There's nothing wrong with you that couldn't be cured
with a little Prozac and a polo mallet, or, better yet, suicide. Maybe you
wouldn't read like such a pathetic loser if your brain cells weren't on
the
Endangered Species list; if your weren't so fat that you make sumo
wrestlers
look anorexic, or if you didn't have a face so ugly that even your mother
didn't know which end to put the diaper on. No, come to think of it, you
would.

In conclusion, thank you. We are all refreshed and challenged by your
unique
point of view. Now **** off!

(credit to http://www.insultmonger.com/generators/auto-flamer.htm)


DON'T **** WITH ME COZ I *WILL* SLIT YOUR THROAT!!


Of course you will, and with sensibility!



Alan Holmes[_4_] 18-11-2007 06:50 PM

TO ALL OF YOU
 
On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 13:31:32 GMT, "Alan Holmes"
wrote:


"JIM" wrote in message
.. .
On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 20:39:33 GMT, "Frankie Carbone"
wrote:


"JIM" wrote in message
...
SHUT THE **** UP, YOU ****ING ****S!!


OR I'LL SHUT YOU THE **** UP FOR GOOD


NOW DO ONE ARSEHOLES!!

You're really a girl; the tell tale signs are soooo obvious to me.


I'LL CUT YOUR ****ING FAMILY UP AND MAKE YOU WATCH, ****!!


Of course you will!



Alan Holmes[_4_] 18-11-2007 06:50 PM

TO ALL OF YOU
 
On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 13:30:56 GMT, "Alan Holmes"
wrote:


"JIM" wrote in message
.. .
SHUT THE **** UP, YOU ****ING ****S!!


OR I'LL SHUT YOU THE **** UP FOR GOOD


NOW DO ONE ARSEHOLES!!


A brilliant, well thought out and well written article, which will, no
doubt, get a lot of very reasonable responses!



STEPHEN 18-11-2007 06:55 PM

TO ALL OF YOU
 
hehehhehehe, be my guest
"JIM" wrote in message
...
On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 17:47:54 -0000, "STEPHEN"
wrote:

Be careful, he is a SMACKHEAD


I ****ING HATE SMACKHEADS

CUT HIS THROAT!!




STEPHEN 18-11-2007 06:56 PM

TO ALL OF YOU
 
and your mother sucks my cock
"Roo" wrote in message
...
JIM wrote:
On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 17:24:54 -0000, "STEPHEN"
wrote:

what of SMACK?


I'LL SMACK HIS ****ING BITCH UP GOOD STYLE!!


STEPHEN's mother is my bitch, I suggest you pop around to his house in
Woolton to get her.

BlueRoo




Alan Holmes[_4_] 18-11-2007 07:00 PM

TO ALL OF YOU
 
On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 18:49:46 -0000, Bikini Whacks
wrote:

In article , Alan Holmes
says...
On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 13:32:05 GMT, "Alan Holmes"
wrote:


"JIM" wrote in message
.. .
On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 20:58:15 -0000, "Rob_The_Latch"
wrote:

On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 20:39:33 GMT, "Frankie Carbone"


You're really a girl; the tell tale signs are soooo obvious to me.



I'LL CUT YOUR ****ING FAMILY UP AND MAKE YOU WATCH, ****!!


Woooowwweeee !!!!!

Fookin hardman, you've got me an the rest of us shaking in our boots. I'm
really
scared along with the rest of us ......... Tosspot

;-)

Rob

AFTER I'VE CUT THE ****ERS UP, I'LL TORCH 'EM!!

the only way!



Nah, still nowt.


Sorry, I'm senile.

kisses

Pope Pompous XVIII 19-11-2007 09:01 AM

TO ALL OF YOU
 
STEPHEN formulated the question :
Be careful, he is a SMACKHEAD


There are times when a woman
Has to say what's on her mind
Even though she knows how much it's gonna hurt

Before I say another word
Let me tell you, I love you
Let me hold you close and say these words
As gently as I can

There's been another man
That I've needed and I've loved
But that doesn't mean I love you less
And he knows he can't posses me
And he knows he never will
There's just this empty place inside of me
That only he can fill

(Backing singers)
Torn between two lovers
Feeling like a fool
Loving both of you
Is breaking all the rules
Torn between two lovers
Feeling like a fool
Loving you both is breaking all the rules

You musn't think you've failed me
Just because there's someone else
You were the first real love I ever had
And all the things I ever said
I swear they still are true
For no one else can have the part of me I gave to you

Torn between two lovers
Feeling like a fool
Loving both of you
Is breaking all the rules
Torn between two lovers
Feeling like a fool
Loving you both is breaking all the rules

I couldn't really blame you
If you turned and walked away
But with everything I feel inside
I'm asking you to stay

Torn between two lovers
Feeling like a fool
Loving both of you
Is breaking all the rules
Torn between two lovers
Feeling like a fool
Loving you both is breaking all the rules
(repeat)

"JIM" wrote in message
...
On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 17:24:54 -0000, "STEPHEN"
wrote:


what of SMACK?


I'LL SMACK HIS ****ING BITCH UP GOOD STYLE!!





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