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On Apr 10, 10:01*am, Marty wrote:
Jonathan Ross has been arrested for shop lifting kitchen utensils from ASDA.

So far his only comment has been, "It was a whisk I was willing to take".


Finally...a clean joke that's actually funny!
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Chemo the Clown wrote:
On Apr 10, 10:01 am, Marty wrote:
Jonathan Ross has been arrested for shop lifting kitchen utensils from ASDA.

So far his only comment has been, "It was a whisk I was willing to take".


Finally...a clean joke that's actually funny!


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