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/\\BratMan/\\ 19-04-2009 07:58 PM

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Neighbours cat, how can it be repulsed from using my garden as toilet?





Al[_4_] 19-04-2009 08:08 PM

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Neighbours cat, how can it be repulsed from using my garden as toilet?

Dog?

Air rifle?

Water pistol?

Orange peel?

Al.

Derek Turner 19-04-2009 08:23 PM

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On Sun, 19 Apr 2009 19:58:21 +0100, /\\BratMan/\\ wrote:

Neighbours cat, how can it be repulsed from using my garden as toilet?


See FAQ

beccabunga 19-04-2009 10:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Derek Turner (Post 839771)
On Sun, 19 Apr 2009 19:58:21 +0100, /\\BratMan/\\ wrote:

Neighbours cat, how can it be repulsed from using my garden as toilet?


See FAQ

Or make sure there is no bare earth - close planting will be a starting point.

/\\BratMan/\\ 20-04-2009 07:17 PM

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"Derek Turner" wrote in message
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On Sun, 19 Apr 2009 19:58:21 +0100, /\\BratMan/\\ wrote:

Neighbours cat, how can it be repulsed from using my garden as toilet?


See FAQ

What a silly billy I am... I scanned the threads looking for "f.a.q." when I
should have looked for "a.b.c." anyhow/way thank you...



/\\BratMan/\\ 20-04-2009 07:24 PM

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"Al" wrote in message
. 4...
Neighbours cat, how can it be repulsed from using my garden as toilet?


Dog?

swop dog poo for cat poo?

Air rifle?

terraced house with strip of soil 3 foot by 9 foot under front bay window,
no vantage point.


Water pistol? if i could get close enough to squirt the water pistol I'd be
close enough to strangle it.

Orange peel?

no, peel it yourself.



Al[_4_] 20-04-2009 08:27 PM

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Dog?
swop dog poo for cat poo?


You can train a dog to shit on demand. Or on anyone of your choice.

Air rifle?

terraced house with strip of soil 3 foot by 9 foot under front bay
window, no vantage point.


Build a grassy knoll. Tsk.

Orange peel?

no, peel it yourself.


Have done. And I put the peel next to my pond to keep the cats away.

Sorted.

:)

Al.

[email protected] 20-04-2009 08:34 PM

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"/\\BratMan/\\" wrote:
Neighbours cat, how can it be repulsed from using my garden as toilet?

Ob, bloody hell, forget it!

--
Chris Green


Baal 20-04-2009 08:47 PM

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Try some delicacies such as chicken and wallpaper stripper and my personal
favourite beef and warfarin.

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Baal

I smile and go off waving
(Amiably) - for that's my way

http://www.helden.org.uk
"/\BratMan/\" wrote in message
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Neighbours cat, how can it be repulsed from using my garden as toilet?







Malcolm 20-04-2009 11:32 PM

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Baal wrote:
Try some delicacies such as chicken and wallpaper stripper and my personal
favourite beef and warfarin.

Land mines?

Malcolm

Rusty_Hinge[_2_] 21-04-2009 05:49 PM

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The message
from "/\\BratMan/\\" contains these words:

Neighbours cat, how can it be repulsed from using my garden as toilet?


Lightly sprinkle aluminium ammonium sulphate crystals in bogspot.

Harmless, and will break down to useful plant food.

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Rusty
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
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DAVEJ 21-04-2009 08:51 PM

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Well, apart from rusty hinge, you will probably get a buzz out of this -
http://www.thisishullandeastriding.c...l/article.html
This is our 8 year old family pet. I do not like to see cat-poo on our
garden or other cats in our garden -50yds x 7 yds - so I understand some
people don't like cats at all.
But why don't you try your own warfarin recipes or stop messing and get a
knock-off shotgun for £50 and shove it where the sun don't shine.
On a street garden do you have plants/lawn or would you go gravel?
"Rusty_Hinge" wrote in message
. uk...
The message
from "/\\BratMan/\\" contains these words:

Neighbours cat, how can it be repulsed from using my garden as toilet?


Lightly sprinkle aluminium ammonium sulphate crystals in bogspot.

Harmless, and will break down to useful plant food.

--
Rusty
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
Direct reply to: horrid dot squeak snailything zetnet point co period uk




Dymphna[_5_] 22-04-2009 06:18 PM

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Mix in chilli powder into the soil.


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Rusty_Hinge[_2_] 23-04-2009 03:36 PM

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The message
from Anne Welsh Jackson contains these words:

According to an ancient bye-law, I am not only _allowed_ I am
_obliged_ as an inhabitant of this fair city, to practise archery - and
my garden is the perfect place to do just exactly that!


I could have sworn I saw a cat with two tails...

BTW, I'm doing some watering with phoar!nettle soup, and the hop vines
are looking rather muscular...

--
Rusty
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
Direct reply to: horrid dot squeak snailything zetnet point co period uk

Rusty_Hinge[_2_] 23-04-2009 06:17 PM

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The message
from Anne Welsh Jackson contains these words:
Rusty_Hinge wrote:
The message
from Anne Welsh Jackson contains these words:


According to an ancient bye-law, I am not only _allowed_ I am
_obliged_ as an inhabitant of this fair city, to practise archery - and
my garden is the perfect place to do just exactly that!


I could have sworn I saw a cat with two tails...


BTW, I'm doing some watering with phoar!nettle soup, and the
hop vines are looking rather muscular...


Oh good! They were certainly rampant enough, up here!
The "little sister" of the one you got is wending her way through
the woodpile, as we speak.


I'll be popping down for a pint, when you give the word. If you
were a bit closer I could give yer harf a duzzen or so demijohns...
I've also got a couple of five-gallon vats that're needing rehoming...
Don't think there's any chance of me ever making wine in
five gallons lots, ever again.


Wait till I have the slidecar attached...

--
Rusty
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
Direct reply to: horrid dot squeak snailything zetnet point co period uk


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