I was arrested at B&Q! :-(
 

'Mike' wrote:
"Billy Nomates" wrote in message
...
I was arrested in B&Q earlier today for punching this coon woman to the
floor at the till.

But it wasn't my fault! My dad told me to go in and get a Black and
Decker!



Having brought that to light, the 'Political Correctness Brigade' will
now insist that Black and Decker change their name.

There's no such thing as the 'Political Correctness Brigade', except in the
fevered imagination of Daily Mail readers.

I was arrested at B&Q! :-(
 

"Billy Nomates" wrote in message
...
I was arrested in B&Q earlier today for punching this coon woman to the
floor at the till.

But it wasn't my fault! My dad told me to go in and get a Black and
Decker!

The word coon I find offensive.

I was arrested at B&Q! :-(
 

"Billy Nomates" wrote in message
...
I was arrested in B&Q earlier today for punching this coon woman to the
floor at the till.

But it wasn't my fault! My dad told me to go in and get a Black and
Decker!

The word coon I find offensive.

I was arrested at B&Q! :-(
 

"Billy Nomates" wrote in message
...
I was arrested in B&Q earlier today for punching this coon woman to the
floor at the till.

But it wasn't my fault! My dad told me to go in and get a Black and
Decker!

The word coon I find offensive.

I was arrested at B&Q! :-(
 

On Aug 4, 10:08*pm, "Doctor Drivel" wrote:
"Billy Nomates" wrote in message

The word coon I find offensive.

Yes, on this group we usually call a spade a spade.

I was arrested at B&Q! :-(
 

"Doctor Drivel" wrote in message
...

"Billy Nomates" wrote in message
...
I was arrested in B&Q earlier today for punching this coon woman to the
floor at the till.

But it wasn't my fault! My dad told me to go in and get a Black and
Decker!

The word coon I find offensive.
I agree, it's ok that she was punched to the floor as that is not racist, it
could have happened to a white person lol

I was arrested at B&Q! :-(
 

On Tue, 4 Aug 2009 21:08:46 UTC, "Doctor Drivel"
wrote:


"Billy Nomates" wrote in message
...
I was arrested in B&Q earlier today for punching this coon woman to the
floor at the till.

But it wasn't my fault! My dad told me to go in and get a Black and
Decker!

The word coon I find offensive.

I find the word 'plantpot' offensive, unless applied to you.

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"Bob Eager" wrote in message
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On Tue, 4 Aug 2009 21:08:46 UTC, "Doctor Drivel"
wrote:


"Billy Nomates" wrote in message
...
I was arrested in B&Q earlier today for punching this coon woman to the
floor at the till.

But it wasn't my fault! My dad told me to go in and get a Black and
Decker!

The word coon I find offensive.

I find the word 'plantpot' offensive, unless applied to you.

I shall refer to you as a plantpot then.

I was arrested at B&Q! :-(
 

"Richard Bird" wrote in message
...

"Doctor Drivel" wrote in message
...

"Billy Nomates" wrote in message
...
I was arrested in B&Q earlier today for punching this coon woman to the
floor at the till.

But it wasn't my fault! My dad told me to go in and get a Black and
Decker!

The word coon I find offensive.
I agree, it's ok that she was punched to the floor as that is not racist,
it could have happened to a white person lol

No one was knocked to the ground.

I was arrested at B&Q! :-(
 

"moghouse" wrote in message
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On Aug 4, 10:08 pm, "Doctor Drivel" wrote:
"Billy Nomates" wrote in message

The word coon I find offensive.

Yes, on this group we usually call a spade a spade.


Or a plantpot and plantpot.

I was arrested at B&Q! :-(
 

On Wed, 5 Aug 2009 01:34:08 +0100, Doctor Drivel wrote:

"moghouse" wrote in message
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On Aug 4, 10:08 pm, "Doctor Drivel" wrote:
"Billy Nomates" wrote in message

The word coon I find offensive.

Yes, on this group we usually call a spade a spade.


Or a plantpot and plantpot.

He's the missing one of the Bill and Ben threesome.
--
Peter.
The head of a pin will hold more angels if
it's been flattened with an angel-grinder.

I was arrested at B&Q! :-(
 

On Tue, 4 Aug 2009 22:08:46 +0100, Doctor Drivel wrote:

"Billy Nomates" wrote in message
...
I was arrested in B&Q earlier today for punching this coon woman to the
floor at the till.

But it wasn't my fault! My dad told me to go in and get a Black and
Decker!

The word coon I find offensive.

In almost all cases I'd agree, but used in context here, it probably is
alright as it is part of sending up the supposed perpetrator as racist and
unintelligent.

SteveW

I was arrested at B&Q! :-(
 

On 5 Aug, 12:31, Steve Walker wrote:
On Tue, 4 Aug 2009 22:08:46 +0100, Doctor Drivel wrote:
"Billy Nomates" wrote in message
...
I was arrested in B&Q earlier today for punching this coon woman to the
floor at the till.

But it wasn't my fault! My dad told me to go in and get a Black and
Decker!

The word coon I find offensive.

In almost all cases I'd agree, but used in context here, it probably is
alright as it is part of sending up the supposed perpetrator as racist and
unintelligent.

SteveW

The author would have probably enjoyed Till Death Us Do Part for all
the wrong reasons.
Why was this posted on a DIY forum?

I was arrested at B&Q! :-(
 

On 5 Aug, 17:39, Michael wrote:
On 5 Aug, 12:31, Steve Walker wrote:



On Tue, 4 Aug 2009 22:08:46 +0100, Doctor Drivel wrote:
"Billy Nomates" wrote in message
...
I was arrested in B&Q earlier today for punching this coon woman to the
floor at the till.

But it wasn't my fault! My dad told me to go in and get a Black and
Decker!

The word coon I find offensive.

In almost all cases I'd agree, but used in context here, it probably is
alright as it is part of sending up the supposed perpetrator as racist and
unintelligent.

SteveW

The author would have probably enjoyed Till Death Us Do Part for all
the wrong reasons.
Why was this posted on a DIY forum?

Yes I know it should be Till Death Do Us Part!

I was arrested at B&Q! :-(
 

In an earlier contribution to this discussion,
Michael wrote:


The author would have probably enjoyed Till Death Us Do Part for all
the wrong reasons.
Why was this posted on a DIY forum?


Presumably because B&D tools are used by *some* DIY-ers - albeit only the
less discerning ones.
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Cheers,
Roger
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