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It makes your **** stink.

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Sugar puffs warning...

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On Mon, 17 Aug 2009 17:01:13 +0100, "felangey" wrote:

Sugar puffs warning...


Why do Sugar Puffs make your **** stink? All the chemicals in them?

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Pete wrote:

It makes your **** stink.

Asparagus is a powerful detoxifier, which gradually
sends the toxins out through the urine. Artificial
coloring, artificial flavorin, food preservatives,
insecticides, diesel exhaust fumes, etc. all
contribute toward your body burden of toxins.

The toxins give the urine a strong smell, which
goes away once all of the toxins have been passed
out. The California Asparagus Growers Union
recommends eating half a pound to a pound of raw
asparagus every day until your urine is odorless.

Hope this helps! :-)

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On Mon, 17 Aug 2009 17:00:30 +0100, Pete wrote:

It makes your **** stink.








!PLONK!

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On Aug 17, 5:00*pm, Pete wrote:
It makes your **** stink.

What is wrong with that?

Beetroot makes it very dark, but wont stop me eating it.

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On Aug 17, 4:46*pm, Mark Thorson wrote:
Pete wrote:

It makes your **** stink.

Asparagus is a powerful detoxifier, which gradually
sends the toxins out through the urine. *Artificial
coloring, artificial flavorin, food preservatives,
insecticides, diesel exhaust fumes, etc. all
contribute toward your body burden of toxins.

The toxins give the urine a strong smell, which
goes away once all of the toxins have been passed
out. *The California Asparagus Growers Union
recommends eating half a pound to a pound of raw
asparagus every day until your urine is odorless.

Hope this helps! *:-)

Oh please! All this worry about "toxins" is silly. We live in a world
full of toxins. Just try not to injest to many if at all possible! And
drink plenty of toxin-free water.

John Kuthe...

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On 2009-08-19, John Kuthe wrote:

Oh please! All this worry about "toxins" is silly. We live in a world
full of toxins. Just try not to injest to many if at all possible! And
drink plenty of toxin-free water.


ITYM pure grain alcohol and rain-water.


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