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17-08-2009, 05:00 PM
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Asparagus warning
It makes your **** stink.
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17-08-2009, 05:01 PM
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Asparagus warning
Sugar puffs warning...
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17-08-2009, 05:04 PM
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Asparagus warning
On Mon, 17 Aug 2009 17:01:13 +0100, "felangey" wrote:
Sugar puffs warning... Why do Sugar Puffs make your **** stink? All the chemicals in them? |
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17-08-2009, 10:46 PM
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Asparagus warning
Pete wrote:
It makes your **** stink. Asparagus is a powerful detoxifier, which gradually sends the toxins out through the urine. Artificial coloring, artificial flavorin, food preservatives, insecticides, diesel exhaust fumes, etc. all contribute toward your body burden of toxins. The toxins give the urine a strong smell, which goes away once all of the toxins have been passed out. The California Asparagus Growers Union recommends eating half a pound to a pound of raw asparagus every day until your urine is odorless. Hope this helps! :-) |
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18-08-2009, 09:34 PM
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Asparagus warning
On Mon, 17 Aug 2009 17:00:30 +0100, Pete wrote:
It makes your **** stink. !PLONK! |
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19-08-2009, 12:47 PM
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Asparagus warning
On Aug 17, 5:00*pm, Pete wrote:
It makes your **** stink. What is wrong with that? Beetroot makes it very dark, but wont stop me eating it. |
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19-08-2009, 01:15 PM
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Asparagus warning
On Aug 17, 4:46*pm, Mark Thorson wrote:
Pete wrote: It makes your **** stink. Asparagus is a powerful detoxifier, which gradually sends the toxins out through the urine. *Artificial coloring, artificial flavorin, food preservatives, insecticides, diesel exhaust fumes, etc. all contribute toward your body burden of toxins. The toxins give the urine a strong smell, which goes away once all of the toxins have been passed out. *The California Asparagus Growers Union recommends eating half a pound to a pound of raw asparagus every day until your urine is odorless. Hope this helps! *:-) Oh please! All this worry about "toxins" is silly. We live in a world full of toxins. Just try not to injest to many if at all possible! And drink plenty of toxin-free water. John Kuthe... |
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19-08-2009, 03:38 PM
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Asparagus warning
On 2009-08-19, John Kuthe wrote:
Oh please! All this worry about "toxins" is silly. We live in a world full of toxins. Just try not to injest to many if at all possible! And drink plenty of toxin-free water. ITYM pure grain alcohol and rain-water. -- Some say the world will end in fire; some say in segfaults. [XKCD 312] |
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