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Bob Hobden 30-09-2009 11:28 AM

Onion Goggles!
 
Don't laugh! My wife's eyes always suffer badly whenever she uses onions etc
in the kitchen which is why I usually get the job. Her sister, probably for
a laugh, bought her a pair of Onion Goggles made by RSVP International inc
and yesterday we made three large kilner jars of pickled shallots. Sue used
the goggles and had no reaction at all, no tears, nothing. They actually
work.

http://www.strawberryfool.co.uk/Page...FZeY2Aodxm0_0w


--
Regards
Bob Hobden
just W. of London







moghouse 30-09-2009 12:16 PM

Onion Goggles!
 
On Sep 30, 11:28*am, "Bob Hobden" wrote:
Don't laugh! My wife's eyes always suffer badly whenever she uses onions etc
in the kitchen which is why I usually get the job. Her sister, probably for
a laugh, bought her a pair of Onion Goggles made by RSVP International inc
and yesterday we made three large kilner jars of pickled shallots. Sue used
the goggles and had no reaction at all, no tears, nothing. They actually
work.


Whatever you do don't let her grate horseradish!

~Brian~ 30-09-2009 12:35 PM

Onion Goggles!
 
Bob Hobden wrote:
Don't laugh! My wife's eyes always suffer badly whenever she uses
onions etc in the kitchen which is why I usually get the job. Her
sister, probably for a laugh, bought her a pair of Onion Goggles made
by RSVP International inc and yesterday we made three large kilner
jars of pickled shallots. Sue used the goggles and had no reaction at
all, no tears, nothing. They actually work.

http://www.strawberryfool.co.uk/Page...FZeY2Aodxm0_0w



Sounds like a great idea, might get a pair for my wife who suffers also.



mark 30-09-2009 02:38 PM

Onion Goggles!
 

"Martin" wrote in message
...
On Wed, 30 Sep 2009 11:35:58 GMT, "~Brian~" wrote:

Bob Hobden wrote:
Don't laugh! My wife's eyes always suffer badly whenever she uses
onions etc in the kitchen which is why I usually get the job. Her
sister, probably for a laugh, bought her a pair of Onion Goggles made
by RSVP International inc and yesterday we made three large kilner
jars of pickled shallots. Sue used the goggles and had no reaction at
all, no tears, nothing. They actually work.

http://www.strawberryfool.co.uk/Page...FZeY2Aodxm0_0w



Sounds like a great idea, might get a pair for my wife who suffers also.


Do the decent thing and give her a divorce :o)
--

Might be more expensive than the £14.99 for the goggles.

mark



Pete C[_2_] 30-09-2009 05:20 PM

Onion Goggles!
 


Bob Hobden wrote:
Don't laugh! My wife's eyes always suffer badly whenever she uses
onions etc in the kitchen which is why I usually get the job. Her
sister, probably for a laugh, bought her a pair of Onion Goggles made
by RSVP International inc and yesterday we made three large kilner
jars of pickled shallots. Sue used the goggles and had no reaction at
all, no tears, nothing. They actually work.

http://www.strawberryfool.co.uk/Page...FZeY2Aodxm0_0w


Don't cut the bottom off the onion......no tears.
That's shallot ;)
--
Pete C
London UK



'Mike'[_4_] 30-09-2009 05:51 PM

Onion Goggles!
 



"Pete C" wrote in message
...


Bob Hobden wrote:
Don't laugh! My wife's eyes always suffer badly whenever she uses
onions etc in the kitchen which is why I usually get the job. Her
sister, probably for a laugh, bought her a pair of Onion Goggles made
by RSVP International inc and yesterday we made three large kilner
jars of pickled shallots. Sue used the goggles and had no reaction at
all, no tears, nothing. They actually work.

http://www.strawberryfool.co.uk/Page...FZeY2Aodxm0_0w


Don't cut the bottom off the onion......no tears.
That's shallot ;)
--
Pete C
London UK



Pete .......

Ei Ei That's shallot ;)


--
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Pete C[_2_] 30-09-2009 06:30 PM

Onion Goggles!
 


'Mike' wrote:
"Pete C" wrote in message
...


Bob Hobden wrote:
Don't laugh! My wife's eyes always suffer badly whenever she uses
onions etc in the kitchen which is why I usually get the job. Her
sister, probably for a laugh, bought her a pair of Onion Goggles
made by RSVP International inc and yesterday we made three large
kilner jars of pickled shallots. Sue used the goggles and had no
reaction at all, no tears, nothing. They actually work.

http://www.strawberryfool.co.uk/Page...FZeY2Aodxm0_0w


Don't cut the bottom off the onion......no tears.
That's shallot ;)
--
Pete C
London UK



Pete .......

Ei Ei That's shallot ;)

I stand corrected :)
--
Pete C
London UK



wafflycat 30-09-2009 07:15 PM

Onion Goggles!
 

"Pete C" wrote in message
...


Bob Hobden wrote:
Don't laugh! My wife's eyes always suffer badly whenever she uses
onions etc in the kitchen which is why I usually get the job. Her
sister, probably for a laugh, bought her a pair of Onion Goggles made
by RSVP International inc and yesterday we made three large kilner
jars of pickled shallots. Sue used the goggles and had no reaction at
all, no tears, nothing. They actually work.

http://www.strawberryfool.co.uk/Page...FZeY2Aodxm0_0w


Don't cut the bottom off the onion......no tears.
That's shallot ;)


What a little gem of a joke. :)



Phil Cook 30-09-2009 07:56 PM

Onion Goggles!
 
wafflycat wrote:


"Pete C" wrote in message
...


Don't cut the bottom off the onion......no tears.
That's shallot ;)


What a little gem of a joke. :)


Just cos you say it is doesn't made it funny. :-(
--
Phil Cook http://www.therewaslight.co.uk

Pete C[_2_] 30-09-2009 10:01 PM

Onion Goggles!
 


Martin wrote:
On Wed, 30 Sep 2009 17:20:35 +0100, "Pete C"
wrote:



Bob Hobden wrote:
Don't laugh! My wife's eyes always suffer badly whenever she uses
onions etc in the kitchen which is why I usually get the job. Her
sister, probably for a laugh, bought her a pair of Onion Goggles
made by RSVP International inc and yesterday we made three large
kilner jars of pickled shallots. Sue used the goggles and had no
reaction at all, no tears, nothing. They actually work.

http://www.strawberryfool.co.uk/Page...FZeY2Aodxm0_0w


Don't cut the bottom off the onion......no tears.
That's shallot ;)


Fetch your goat?

Yes peas :)
--
Pete C
London UK



®óñ© © ²°¹°-°¹ 01-10-2009 10:27 AM

Onion Goggles!
 
On Wed, 30 Sep 2009 22:01:46 +0100, "Pete C"
wrote:



Bob Hobden wrote:
Don't laugh! My wife's eyes always suffer badly whenever she uses
onions etc in the kitchen which is why I usually get the job. Her
sister, probably for a laugh, bought her a pair of Onion Goggles
made by RSVP International inc and yesterday we made three large
kilner jars of pickled shallots. Sue used the goggles and had no
reaction at all, no tears, nothing. They actually work.

http://www.strawberryfool.co.uk/Page...FZeY2Aodxm0_0w

Don't cut the bottom off the onion......no tears.
That's shallot ;)


Fetch your goat?

Yes peas :)

But you don't know where he's bean.

--
®óñ© © ²°¹°-°¹

David in Normandy[_8_] 01-10-2009 01:28 PM

Onion Goggles!
 
®óñ© © ²°¹°-°¹ wrote:


http://www.strawberryfool.co.uk/Page...FZeY2Aodxm0_0w
Don't cut the bottom off the onion......no tears.
That's shallot ;)
Fetch your goat?

Yes peas :)

But you don't know where he's bean.

Are you pulling his legume?

--
David in Normandy.
To e-mail you must include the password FROG on the
subject line, or it will be automatically deleted
by a filter and not reach my inbox.

®óñ© © ²°¹°-°¹ 01-10-2009 01:33 PM

Onion Goggles!
 
On Thu, 01 Oct 2009 14:28:49 +0200, David in Normandy
wrote:

®óñ© © ²°¹°-°¹ wrote:


http://www.strawberryfool.co.uk/Page...FZeY2Aodxm0_0w
Don't cut the bottom off the onion......no tears.
That's shallot ;)
Fetch your goat?
Yes peas :)

But you don't know where he's bean.

Are you pulling his legume?


Lettuce hope not. That would be un-savory.

--
®óñ© © ²°¹°-°¹

Pete C[_2_] 01-10-2009 08:13 PM

Onion Goggles!
 


Martin wrote:
On Thu, 01 Oct 2009 14:28:49 +0200, David in Normandy
wrote:

®óñ© © ²°¹°-°¹ wrote:


http://www.strawberryfool.co.uk/Page...FZeY2Aodxm0_0w
Don't cut the bottom off the onion......no tears.
That's shallot ;)
Fetch your goat?
Yes peas :)
But you don't know where he's bean.

Are you pulling his legume?


or just bolting the door after his horse radish has gone.

Tempted by a carrot on a string no doubt.
--
Pete C
London UK



David in Normandy[_8_] 01-10-2009 09:06 PM

Onion Goggles!
 
Pete C wrote:


http://www.strawberryfool.co.uk/Page...FZeY2Aodxm0_0w
Don't cut the bottom off the onion......no tears.
That's shallot ;)
Fetch your goat?
Yes peas :)
But you don't know where he's bean.

Are you pulling his legume?

or just bolting the door after his horse radish has gone.

Tempted by a carrot on a string no doubt.


or a string bean?

--
David in Normandy.
To e-mail you must include the password FROG on the
subject line, or it will be automatically deleted
by a filter and not reach my inbox.


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