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OT : The Bird Feeder
Thought this might tickle some
The Bird Feeder I bought a bird feeder.. I hung it on my patio and filled it lovingly with seed... It was indeed a beautiful bird feeder. Within a week we had hundreds of birds taking advantage of the Continuous flow of free and easily accessible food. But then the birds started building nests in the boards of the patio, above the table, and next to the barbecue.. Then came the bird sh * t. It was everywhere; on the patio tiles, the chairs, the table ... everywhere! Then some of the birds turned mean. They would dive bomb me and try to peck me even though I had fed them out of my own pocket. And other birds were boisterous and loud. They sat on the feeder and squawked and screamed at all hours of the day and night and demanded that I fill it when it got low on food. After a while, I couldn't even sit on my own back porch anymore. So I took down the bird feeder and in three days the birds were gone. I cleaned up their mess and took down the many nests they had built all over the patio. Soon, the back yard was like it used to be .... quiet, serene and no one demanding their rights to a free meal... Now let's see ...... Brown & our government give out free food, subsidised housing, free medical care, and free education and allows anyone born here to be an automatic citizen. Then the illegals came by the millions. Suddenly our taxes went up to pay for the free services; small flats are housing 5 or more families; you have to wait 6 hours to be seen by a doctor in an emergency surgery because it is filled with illegal non tax payers; your child's year 12 class is behind other schools because over half the class doesn't speak English. Corn Flakes now come in a bilingual box; I have to 'press one' to hear my bank talk to me in English, and people waving flags other than 'The Union Jack' are squawking and screaming in the streets, demanding more rights and free liberties. Its just my opinion but: maybe, just maybe, it's time for the government to take down the damn bird feeder.. If you agree, pass it on; if not, continue cleaning up the sh*t! |
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OT : The Bird Feeder
On Thu, 29 Oct 2009 16:09:45 +0100, Martin wrote:
On Thu, 29 Oct 2009 14:34:15 +0000, lloyd wrote: Thought this might tickle some The Bird Feeder I bought a bird feeder.. I hung it on my patio and filled it lovingly with seed... It was indeed a beautiful bird feeder. Within a week we had hundreds of birds taking advantage of the Continuous flow of free and easily accessible food. blank verse or just more political crap? Just more rubbish from the increasingly desperate BNP. I have never seen a bilingual cornflakes box and I have never had a bank ask what language I speak. |
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OT : The Bird Feeder
In message , Fuschia
writes On Thu, 29 Oct 2009 16:09:45 +0100, Martin wrote: On Thu, 29 Oct 2009 14:34:15 +0000, lloyd wrote: Thought this might tickle some The Bird Feeder I bought a bird feeder.. I hung it on my patio and filled it lovingly with seed... It was indeed a beautiful bird feeder. Within a week we had hundreds of birds taking advantage of the Continuous flow of free and easily accessible food. blank verse or just more political crap? Just more rubbish from the increasingly desperate BNP. I have never seen a bilingual cornflakes box and I have never had a bank ask what language I speak. Holland & Barrett card readers ask if you want English, Spanish or Polish I now know "enter our Pin" and "Remove your Card" in all three -- hugh It may be more complicated but is it better? |
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OT : The Bird Feeder
On Thu, 29 Oct 2009 18:53:16 +0000, Fuschia
wrote: On Thu, 29 Oct 2009 16:09:45 +0100, Martin wrote: On Thu, 29 Oct 2009 14:34:15 +0000, lloyd wrote: Thought this might tickle some The Bird Feeder I bought a bird feeder.. I hung it on my patio and filled it lovingly with seed... It was indeed a beautiful bird feeder. Within a week we had hundreds of birds taking advantage of the Continuous flow of free and easily accessible food. blank verse or just more political crap? Just more rubbish from the increasingly desperate BNP. Has nothing to do with the BNP AFAIK. It was A: Funny B: Quite true I have never seen a bilingual cornflakes box and I have never had a bank ask what language I speak. I think you're sort of missing the point and if you're not affected by the issues raised clearly live in an Ivory tower just like the politicians. Any room for us? |
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OT : The Bird Feeder
"Martin" wrote in message ... On Fri, 30 Oct 2009 07:07:40 +0000, lloyd wrote: On Thu, 29 Oct 2009 18:53:16 +0000, Fuschia wrote: On Thu, 29 Oct 2009 16:09:45 +0100, Martin wrote: On Thu, 29 Oct 2009 14:34:15 +0000, lloyd wrote: Thought this might tickle some The Bird Feeder I bought a bird feeder.. I hung it on my patio and filled it lovingly with seed... It was indeed a beautiful bird feeder. Within a week we had hundreds of birds taking advantage of the Continuous flow of free and easily accessible food. blank verse or just more political crap? Just more rubbish from the increasingly desperate BNP. Has nothing to do with the BNP AFAIK. It was A: Funny B: Quite true It has nothing to do with gardening. -- Hence the OT? Steve |
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OT : The Bird Feeder
On Fri, 30 Oct 2009 15:41:04 +0100, Martin wrote:
On Fri, 30 Oct 2009 14:14:09 -0000, "shazzbat" wrote: "Martin" wrote in message . .. On Fri, 30 Oct 2009 07:07:40 +0000, lloyd wrote: On Thu, 29 Oct 2009 18:53:16 +0000, Fuschia wrote: On Thu, 29 Oct 2009 16:09:45 +0100, Martin wrote: On Thu, 29 Oct 2009 14:34:15 +0000, lloyd wrote: Thought this might tickle some The Bird Feeder I bought a bird feeder.. I hung it on my patio and filled it lovingly with seed... It was indeed a beautiful bird feeder. Within a week we had hundreds of birds taking advantage of the Continuous flow of free and easily accessible food. blank verse or just more political crap? Just more rubbish from the increasingly desperate BNP. Has nothing to do with the BNP AFAIK. It was A: Funny B: Quite true It has nothing to do with gardening. -- Hence the OT? Maybe so, but why pick on this group for his right wing views. IMO it was neither funny nor true. Try not throw your OT toys out of the pram with your strange extremist views. Not my fault you don't have a sense of humour. I neither care for politics nor extremism. I do care for my country, that's no crime. If you really feel you must throw radishes around then I don't think this is the group for it. |
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OT : The Bird Feeder
On Fri, 30 Oct 2009 11:20:05 +0100, Martin wrote:
On Fri, 30 Oct 2009 07:07:40 +0000, lloyd wrote: On Thu, 29 Oct 2009 18:53:16 +0000, Fuschia wrote: On Thu, 29 Oct 2009 16:09:45 +0100, Martin wrote: On Thu, 29 Oct 2009 14:34:15 +0000, lloyd wrote: Thought this might tickle some The Bird Feeder I bought a bird feeder.. I hung it on my patio and filled it lovingly with seed... It was indeed a beautiful bird feeder. Within a week we had hundreds of birds taking advantage of the Continuous flow of free and easily accessible food. blank verse or just more political crap? Just more rubbish from the increasingly desperate BNP. Has nothing to do with the BNP AFAIK. It was A: Funny B: Quite true It has nothing to do with gardening. The original post or your silly reply? |
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OT : The Bird Feeder
I believe It's the duty of all civilized nations to take in these
primitive blood sucking savages. Winston Churchill When they first sneaked into the country people said there's not that many of them leave them alone. Years later people said be careful what you say about them because they out number us!. |
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