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Another top tip from Baz
Gentlemen, you have seen it on tv and in slapstick movies.
NEVER leave your rake on the ground! Baz |
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You can leave it on the ground, just not prongs upward. How badly are you hurt?
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Another top tip from Baz
On Fri, 25 Mar 2011 13:04:39 GMT, Baz wrote:
Gentlemen, you have seen it on tv and in slapstick movies. NEVER leave your rake on the ground! Baz Hope you're not seriously injured. Jake |
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Another top tip from Baz
Jake Nospam@invalid wrote in news:bunpo65umaa7meaplvok76l551r2d8rp9m@
4ax.com: On Fri, 25 Mar 2011 13:04:39 GMT, Baz wrote: Gentlemen, you have seen it on tv and in slapstick movies. NEVER leave your rake on the ground! Baz Hope you're not seriously injured. Jake Not seriously injured, just a little cut on my eyebrow and my specs needed to be strightened, no glass broken. It's a laugh really because Cas(OH) was helping to get a bit more order in the garden and was raking after I was taking a few stubborn weeds out. She got ahead of me and went indoors to make us a coffee. When she shouted me I turned round to get the coffee and BAM, I stepped onto the rake that she had left propped up on the bucket she was using. The handle immediatly smacked me in the kisser and all she could do was laugh, and I mean laugh, she fell to the ground, her legs looked like she was cycling and all I could hear was her squeaking until she got her breath back, then more squeaking and more getting breath back untill she finally laughed properly with her breath back. She said afterwards that she wasn't laughing at my mishap, but when the rake hit me I looked around me like a mongoose or merecat, hoping no-one saw it. That tickled her ribs. Seriously, I have not seen her laugh like that for a long long time. All's well that ends well as they say. Bit of a shiner and a bit of glue, but I never was that handsome anyway. Baz |
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Another top tip from Baz
On Sat, 26 Mar 2011 13:42:26 GMT, Baz wrote:
Jake Nospam@invalid wrote in news:bunpo65umaa7meaplvok76l551r2d8rp9m@ 4ax.com: On Fri, 25 Mar 2011 13:04:39 GMT, Baz wrote: Gentlemen, you have seen it on tv and in slapstick movies. NEVER leave your rake on the ground! Baz Hope you're not seriously injured. Jake Not seriously injured, just a little cut on my eyebrow and my specs needed to be strightened, no glass broken. It's a laugh really because Cas(OH) was helping to get a bit more order in the garden and was raking after I was taking a few stubborn weeds out. She got ahead of me and went indoors to make us a coffee. When she shouted me I turned round to get the coffee and BAM, I stepped onto the rake that she had left propped up on the bucket she was using. The handle immediatly smacked me in the kisser and all she could do was laugh, and I mean laugh, she fell to the ground, her legs looked like she was cycling and all I could hear was her squeaking until she got her breath back, then more squeaking and more getting breath back untill she finally laughed properly with her breath back. She said afterwards that she wasn't laughing at my mishap, but when the rake hit me I looked around me like a mongoose or merecat, hoping no-one saw it. That tickled her ribs. Seriously, I have not seen her laugh like that for a long long time. All's well that ends well as they say. Bit of a shiner and a bit of glue, but I never was that handsome anyway. Baz Glad it's not too bad though I'm trying to work out where the coffee went in all this fun and cycling. I hope it tasted nice! It's good that the two of you can share a laugh (hopefully you'll understand what I mean by that). Take care. Jake |
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Another top tip from Baz
Jake Nospam@invalid wrote in
news On Sat, 26 Mar 2011 13:42:26 GMT, Baz wrote: Jake Nospam@invalid wrote in news:bunpo65umaa7meaplvok76l551r2d8rp9m@ 4ax.com: On Fri, 25 Mar 2011 13:04:39 GMT, Baz wrote: Gentlemen, you have seen it on tv and in slapstick movies. NEVER leave your rake on the ground! Baz Hope you're not seriously injured. Jake Not seriously injured, just a little cut on my eyebrow and my specs needed to be strightened, no glass broken. It's a laugh really because Cas(OH) was helping to get a bit more order in the garden and was raking after I was taking a few stubborn weeds out. She got ahead of me and went indoors to make us a coffee. When she shouted me I turned round to get the coffee and BAM, I stepped onto the rake that she had left propped up on the bucket she was using. The handle immediatly smacked me in the kisser and all she could do was laugh, and I mean laugh, she fell to the ground, her legs looked like she was cycling and all I could hear was her squeaking until she got her breath back, then more squeaking and more getting breath back untill she finally laughed properly with her breath back. She said afterwards that she wasn't laughing at my mishap, but when the rake hit me I looked around me like a mongoose or merecat, hoping no-one saw it. That tickled her ribs. Seriously, I have not seen her laugh like that for a long long time. All's well that ends well as they say. Bit of a shiner and a bit of glue, but I never was that handsome anyway. Baz Glad it's not too bad though I'm trying to work out where the coffee went in all this fun and cycling. I hope it tasted nice! It's good that the two of you can share a laugh (hopefully you'll understand what I mean by that). Take care. Jake She spilled a bit of coffee in recoil (I didn't get mine) and she managed to put both mugs on the lawn. BTW she wasn't laughing with me, she was laughing at me! I wasn't laughing. The next opportunity I get we will see how much laughter a person can take when I hand her a stinging nettle. Justice will be seen. At least she won't have to wait hours at A&E and then have a tetanus jab. Revenge is sweet so they say. Baz |
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Another top tip from Baz
On 25/03/2011 18:44, Sacha wrote:
On 2011-03-25 13:04:39 +0000, said: Gentlemen, you have seen it on tv and in slapstick movies. NEVER leave your rake on the ground! If you must, put it prongs down!!! Uh-oh! I won't ask where the bruises are but I hope you're unscathed! That's a funny way to spell unscythed. :-) -- Phil Cook |
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Another top tip from Baz
"Phil Cook" wrote in message ... On 25/03/2011 18:44, Sacha wrote: On 2011-03-25 13:04:39 +0000, said: Gentlemen, you have seen it on tv and in slapstick movies. NEVER leave your rake on the ground! If you must, put it prongs down!!! Uh-oh! I won't ask where the bruises are but I hope you're unscathed! That's a funny way to spell unscythed. :-) -- Phil Cook Tom and Jerry comes to mind ;-)) Mike -- .................................... Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out alive .................................... |
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Another top tip from Baz
Sacha wrote in :
On 2011-03-25 13:04:39 +0000, Baz said: Gentlemen, you have seen it on tv and in slapstick movies. NEVER leave your rake on the ground! Baz Uh-oh! I won't ask where the bruises are but I hope you're unscathed! My bruising is only my pride, Sacha, but thanks for not asking anyway. Baz |
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