GardenBanter.co.uk

GardenBanter.co.uk (https://www.gardenbanter.co.uk/)
-   United Kingdom (https://www.gardenbanter.co.uk/united-kingdom/)
-   -   For Sacha - Veddw Incident (https://www.gardenbanter.co.uk/united-kingdom/207496-sacha-veddw-incident.html)

Jake 20-06-2013 07:33 PM

For Sacha - Veddw Incident
 
Thought you might be interested .....

Visited Veddw again last Monday. There were a couple of coach parties
due.

The coach drive of one party ignored all the warnings and drove up
the lane to drop his passengers at the car park entrance.

He then drove on up the lane.

Realising he was in difficulty, he decided to attempt the 90 degree
bend by the blue front gate and got well and truly stuck. The other
coach driver stepped in to help while we watched. Having got the bus
unstuck after about 15 minutes, rather than reverse they decided to
drive on.

The next bend is over 90 degrees "back".

Half an hour later, the bus was back at the blue gate.

Two hand saws and a petrol pole pruner .......

Nearly another hour later the bus made it back to the main road. With
some lovely gouges in its paintwork and a buckled wheel arch.

Charles and I then spent half an hour clearing up.

The other coach party having been somewhat delayed, Charles made tea!

So some Veddw firsts!

--
Cheers, Jake
=======================================
URGling from the other end of Swansea Bay where it's
unusually just like Dave's end, only better :)

Roger Tonkin[_2_] 20-06-2013 08:15 PM

For Sacha - Veddw Incident
 
In article 03i6s85pj8v79vqd96eukdu0fr63fqosi8@
4ax.com, lid says...

Thought you might be interested .....


The coach drive of one party ignored all the warnings and drove up
the lane to drop his passengers at the car park entrance.

He then drove on up the lane.

Realising he was in difficulty, he decided to attempt the 90 degree
bend by the blue front gate and got well and truly stuck. The other
coach driver stepped in to help while we watched. Having got the bus
unstuck after about 15 minutes, rather than reverse they decided to
drive on.

The next bend is over 90 degrees "back".



Bet the driver was from England!

:)

--
Roger T

700 ft up in Mid-Wales

Jake 20-06-2013 08:43 PM

For Sacha - Veddw Incident
 
On Thu, 20 Jun 2013 20:15:23 +0100, Roger Tonkin
wrote:


Bet the driver was from England!

:)


You win the bet - Bourton-on-the-Water.

Apart from the warnings Anne always emails/sends and prominent on the
web site, there's also a large blue "unsuitable for ..." sign.

Add to that the racket of separating shrubbery (which we could hear
inside the house!) as he drove up the lane, leaving a trail of
destruction in his wake ...... (which he seemed to ignore)

Obviously English!

--
Cheers, Jake
=======================================
URGling from the other end of Swansea Bay where it's
unusually just like Dave's end, only better :)

David Hill 20-06-2013 09:17 PM

For Sacha - Veddw Incident
 
On 20/06/2013 20:43, Jake wrote:
On Thu, 20 Jun 2013 20:15:23 +0100, Roger Tonkin
wrote:


Bet the driver was from England!

:)


You win the bet - Bourton-on-the-Water.

Apart from the warnings Anne always emails/sends and prominent on the
web site, there's also a large blue "unsuitable for ..." sign.

Add to that the racket of separating shrubbery (which we could hear
inside the house!) as he drove up the lane, leaving a trail of
destruction in his wake ...... (which he seemed to ignore)

Obviously English!

That just proves the coach was from England, the driver could be from
Poland or anywhere.

kay 20-06-2013 10:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jake (Post 985497)
Thought you might be interested .....

Visited Veddw again last Monday. There were a couple of coach parties
due.

Several years ago, I was in a coach party visiting Oxford Scientific Films. The coach driver was a little unsure of his destination, and seemed rather taken aback when someone said "wasn't that it, that we passed 100 yards back?"

He decided to do a U-turn in a petrol station further up the road. Unfortunately, it had a canopy. The canopy itself wasn't a problem, it was the lights protruding from the under surface. And it wouldn't have been such a problem had the coach driver stopped when he heard the first "crunch" instead of pressing on.

The look of incredulity on the garage owner's face was a marvel to behold!

Bob Hobden 20-06-2013 11:17 PM

For Sacha - Veddw Incident
 
"Jake" wrote

Roger Tonkin wrote:


Bet the driver was from England!

:)


You win the bet - Bourton-on-the-Water.

Apart from the warnings Anne always emails/sends and prominent on the
web site, there's also a large blue "unsuitable for ..." sign.

Add to that the racket of separating shrubbery (which we could hear
inside the house!) as he drove up the lane, leaving a trail of
destruction in his wake ...... (which he seemed to ignore)

Obviously English!


I've had similar and in that case it was the Company not telling the driver
despite me sending maps with routes marked etc and warning of potential
problems.
--
Regards. Bob Hobden.
Posted to this Newsgroup from the W of London, UK


Jake 21-06-2013 09:32 AM

For Sacha - Veddw Incident
 
On Thu, 20 Jun 2013 21:17:56 +0100, David Hill
wrote:

On 20/06/2013 20:43, Jake wrote:
On Thu, 20 Jun 2013 20:15:23 +0100, Roger Tonkin
wrote:


Bet the driver was from England!

:)


You win the bet - Bourton-on-the-Water.

Apart from the warnings Anne always emails/sends and prominent on the
web site, there's also a large blue "unsuitable for ..." sign.

Add to that the racket of separating shrubbery (which we could hear
inside the house!) as he drove up the lane, leaving a trail of
destruction in his wake ...... (which he seemed to ignore)

Obviously English!

That just proves the coach was from England, the driver could be from
Poland or anywhere.


Oh he was English all right!

--
Cheers, Jake
=======================================
URGling from the other end of Swansea Bay where it's
unusually just like Dave's end, only better :)

Sacha[_10_] 21-06-2013 09:58 AM

For Sacha - Veddw Incident
 
On 2013-06-20 19:33:51 +0100, Jake said:

Thought you might be interested .....

Visited Veddw again last Monday. There were a couple of coach parties
due.

The coach drive of one party ignored all the warnings and drove up
the lane to drop his passengers at the car park entrance.

He then drove on up the lane.

Realising he was in difficulty, he decided to attempt the 90 degree
bend by the blue front gate and got well and truly stuck. The other
coach driver stepped in to help while we watched. Having got the bus
unstuck after about 15 minutes, rather than reverse they decided to
drive on.

The next bend is over 90 degrees "back".

Half an hour later, the bus was back at the blue gate.

Two hand saws and a petrol pole pruner .......

Nearly another hour later the bus made it back to the main road. With
some lovely gouges in its paintwork and a buckled wheel arch.

Charles and I then spent half an hour clearing up.

The other coach party having been somewhat delayed, Charles made tea!

So some Veddw firsts!


TEA! I can't believe it! We've had one experience of a coach getting
stuck in a lane and never getting here at all. It turned out that the
leader of the party hadn't given the coach driver our very explicit
instructions which warned against using that lane! I'm imagining
Charles's 'enjoyment' of the episode now. I do hope he remembered his
camera...!
--

Sacha
www.hillhousenursery.com
South Devon
www.helpforheroes.org.uk


Jake 21-06-2013 12:00 PM

For Sacha - Veddw Incident
 
On Fri, 21 Jun 2013 09:58:22 +0100, Sacha wrote:

On 2013-06-20 19:33:51 +0100, Jake said:

Thought you might be interested .....

Visited Veddw again last Monday. There were a couple of coach parties
due.

The coach drive of one party ignored all the warnings and drove up
the lane to drop his passengers at the car park entrance.

He then drove on up the lane.

Realising he was in difficulty, he decided to attempt the 90 degree
bend by the blue front gate and got well and truly stuck. The other
coach driver stepped in to help while we watched. Having got the bus
unstuck after about 15 minutes, rather than reverse they decided to
drive on.

The next bend is over 90 degrees "back".

Half an hour later, the bus was back at the blue gate.

Two hand saws and a petrol pole pruner .......

Nearly another hour later the bus made it back to the main road. With
some lovely gouges in its paintwork and a buckled wheel arch.

Charles and I then spent half an hour clearing up.

The other coach party having been somewhat delayed, Charles made tea!

So some Veddw firsts!


TEA! I can't believe it! We've had one experience of a coach getting
stuck in a lane and never getting here at all. It turned out that the
leader of the party hadn't given the coach driver our very explicit
instructions which warned against using that lane! I'm imagining
Charles's 'enjoyment' of the episode now. I do hope he remembered his
camera...!


He didn't - too busy with the pruner! But I managed a couple of pics.
I'm not sure about enjoyment as he and Anne were due to whip off to
West Wales as soon as the visitors had left and were running an hour
late by the time we finished.

I did notice that the tea got weaker as additional mugs were brought
out. Anne probably gave herself a muscle injury wringing the last bit
of flavour out of the second tea bag!

--
Cheers, Jake
=======================================
URGling from the other end of Swansea Bay where it's
unusually just like Dave's end, only better :)

Sacha[_10_] 21-06-2013 03:39 PM

For Sacha - Veddw Incident
 
On 2013-06-21 12:00:49 +0100, Jake said:

On Fri, 21 Jun 2013 09:58:22 +0100, Sacha wrote:

On 2013-06-20 19:33:51 +0100, Jake said:

Thought you might be interested .....

Visited Veddw again last Monday. There were a couple of coach parties
due.

The coach drive of one party ignored all the warnings and drove up
the lane to drop his passengers at the car park entrance.

He then drove on up the lane.

Realising he was in difficulty, he decided to attempt the 90 degree
bend by the blue front gate and got well and truly stuck. The other
coach driver stepped in to help while we watched. Having got the bus
unstuck after about 15 minutes, rather than reverse they decided to
drive on.

The next bend is over 90 degrees "back".

Half an hour later, the bus was back at the blue gate.

Two hand saws and a petrol pole pruner .......

Nearly another hour later the bus made it back to the main road. With
some lovely gouges in its paintwork and a buckled wheel arch.

Charles and I then spent half an hour clearing up.

The other coach party having been somewhat delayed, Charles made tea!

So some Veddw firsts!


TEA! I can't believe it! We've had one experience of a coach getting
stuck in a lane and never getting here at all. It turned out that the
leader of the party hadn't given the coach driver our very explicit
instructions which warned against using that lane! I'm imagining
Charles's 'enjoyment' of the episode now. I do hope he remembered his
camera...!


He didn't - too busy with the pruner! But I managed a couple of pics.
I'm not sure about enjoyment as he and Anne were due to whip off to
West Wales as soon as the visitors had left and were running an hour
late by the time we finished.

I did notice that the tea got weaker as additional mugs were brought
out. Anne probably gave herself a muscle injury wringing the last bit
of flavour out of the second tea bag!


Lol! Oh dear, her reputation will never recover - fancy having to
provide tea! Poor Anne!
--

Sacha
www.hillhousenursery.com
South Devon
www.helpforheroes.org.uk


David Hill 22-06-2013 10:05 AM

For Sacha - Veddw Incident
 
On 21/06/2013 15:39, Sacha wrote:
On 2013-06-21 12:00:49 +0100, Jake said:

On Fri, 21 Jun 2013 09:58:22 +0100, Sacha wrote:

On 2013-06-20 19:33:51 +0100, Jake said:

Thought you might be interested .....

Visited Veddw again last Monday. There were a couple of coach parties
due.

The coach drive of one party ignored all the warnings and drove up
the lane to drop his passengers at the car park entrance.

He then drove on up the lane.

Realising he was in difficulty, he decided to attempt the 90 degree
bend by the blue front gate and got well and truly stuck. The other
coach driver stepped in to help while we watched. Having got the bus
unstuck after about 15 minutes, rather than reverse they decided to
drive on.

The next bend is over 90 degrees "back".

Half an hour later, the bus was back at the blue gate.

Two hand saws and a petrol pole pruner .......

Nearly another hour later the bus made it back to the main road. With
some lovely gouges in its paintwork and a buckled wheel arch.

Charles and I then spent half an hour clearing up.

The other coach party having been somewhat delayed, Charles made tea!

So some Veddw firsts!

TEA! I can't believe it! We've had one experience of a coach getting
stuck in a lane and never getting here at all. It turned out that the
leader of the party hadn't given the coach driver our very explicit
instructions which warned against using that lane! I'm imagining
Charles's 'enjoyment' of the episode now. I do hope he remembered his
camera...!


He didn't - too busy with the pruner! But I managed a couple of pics.
I'm not sure about enjoyment as he and Anne were due to whip off to
West Wales as soon as the visitors had left and were running an hour
late by the time we finished.

I did notice that the tea got weaker as additional mugs were brought
out. Anne probably gave herself a muscle injury wringing the last bit
of flavour out of the second tea bag!


Lol! Oh dear, her reputation will never recover - fancy having to
provide tea! Poor Anne!


Now if only the welsh had built wider lanes then this sort of thing
wouldn't happen.
I get worried when I see grass growing in the centre of the lane.

Sacha[_10_] 22-06-2013 11:51 AM

For Sacha - Veddw Incident
 
On 2013-06-22 10:05:34 +0100, David Hill said:

On 21/06/2013 15:39, Sacha wrote:
On 2013-06-21 12:00:49 +0100, Jake said:

On Fri, 21 Jun 2013 09:58:22 +0100, Sacha wrote:
snip


We've had one experience of a coach getting
stuck in a lane and never getting here at all. It turned out that the
leader of the party hadn't given the coach driver our very explicit
instructions which warned against using that lane! I'm imagining
Charles's 'enjoyment' of the episode now. I do hope he remembered his
camera...!

He didn't - too busy with the pruner! But I managed a couple of pics.
I'm not sure about enjoyment as he and Anne were due to whip off to
West Wales as soon as the visitors had left and were running an hour
late by the time we finished.

I did notice that the tea got weaker as additional mugs were brought
out. Anne probably gave herself a muscle injury wringing the last bit
of flavour out of the second tea bag!


Lol! Oh dear, her reputation will never recover - fancy having to
provide tea! Poor Anne!


Now if only the welsh had built wider lanes then this sort of thing
wouldn't happen.
I get worried when I see grass growing in the centre of the lane.


We see a lot of that here in some lanes round us. One is actually known
as the Green Lane locally! The problem in Devon is the very high
hedges which disconcert a lot of people. I love the area round Chepstow
and Tintern and the lush green of it all and the river. Beautiful!
--

Sacha
www.hillhousenursery.com
South Devon
www.helpforheroes.org.uk


RustyHinge 22-06-2013 12:35 PM

For Sacha - Veddw Incident
 
On 20/06/13 23:17, Bob Hobden wrote:
"Jake" wrote

Roger Tonkin wrote:


Bet the driver was from England!

:)


You win the bet - Bourton-on-the-Water.

Apart from the warnings Anne always emails/sends and prominent on the
web site, there's also a large blue "unsuitable for ..." sign.

Add to that the racket of separating shrubbery (which we could hear
inside the house!) as he drove up the lane, leaving a trail of
destruction in his wake ...... (which he seemed to ignore)

Obviously English!


I've had similar and in that case it was the Company not telling the
driver despite me sending maps with routes marked etc and warning of
potential problems.


Of course, the driver might have been influenced by his GP machine...


--
Rusty Hinge

RustyHinge 22-06-2013 12:40 PM

For Sacha - Veddw Incident
 
On 22/06/13 10:05, David Hill wrote:
Now if only the welsh had built wider lanes then this sort of thing
wouldn't happen.
I get worried when I see grass growing in the centre of the lane.


Why? How many vehicles these days have a single wheel in the back or front?

Plastic Pigs excepted.

--
Rusty Hinge

[email protected] 22-06-2013 12:43 PM

For Sacha - Veddw Incident
 
In article ,
RustyHinge wrote:
On 22/06/13 10:05, David Hill wrote:
Now if only the welsh had built wider lanes then this sort of thing
wouldn't happen.
I get worried when I see grass growing in the centre of the lane.


Why? How many vehicles these days have a single wheel in the back or front?

Plastic Pigs excepted.


A great many, mostly with two wheels in total :-)

I don't get worried, because I learnt to drive in southern Wiltshire,
and often visited Cornwall, but the idiots around here don't know
how to drive in rural areas.


Regards,
Nick Maclaren.


All times are GMT +1. The time now is 07:53 PM.

Powered by vBulletin® Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
GardenBanter