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Old 24-12-2003, 10:04 PM
David Hill
 
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Default Happy Xmas

Just a quick post to wish all here a very happy Xmas and a great 2004 with
loads of pest free gardening.
For a quick Xmas chuckle I have pinched these from another group

Furrow: Horizontal line on forehead of gardener.
Garden: One of a vast number of free outdoor restaurants
operated by charity-minded amateurs in an effort to provide
healthful, balanced meals for insects, birds, and animals.
Hose: Crude, but effective and totally safe, type of scythe
towed through gardens to flatten flower beds and level
vegetable plantings.
Nursery: The only known place where money grows on trees. (I wish.)
Perennial: Any plant which had it lived would have bloomed
year after year.

Henry Beard and Roy McKie
from Gardening: A Gardener's Dictionary


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David Hill
Abacus nurseries
www.abacus-nurseries.co.uk
***2004 catalogue now available***




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