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My wife ("Spider" in this group) went to the local garden centre today to
spend the gift vouchers she received for Chistmas. After browsing the outside rows of shrubs, she carried her choices to the shop only to find that they had closed up, locked the gates and gone home at 2.30pm. The premises are surrounded with high fences, spikes and barbed wire. Fortunately she had her mobile phone and was able to call for help. The local police couldn't contact the keyholder so they called out the fire brigade with their ladders to get her over the back wall. And she had to leave the plants behind ... - Arthur |
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"Arthur" wrote in message ... My wife ("Spider" in this group) went to the local garden centre today to spend the gift vouchers she received for Chistmas. After browsing the outside rows of shrubs, she carried her choices to the shop only to find that they had closed up, locked the gates and gone home at 2.30pm. The premises are surrounded with high fences, spikes and barbed wire. Fortunately she had her mobile phone and was able to call for help. The local police couldn't contact the keyholder so they called out the fire brigade with their ladders to get her over the back wall. And she had to leave the plants behind ... - Arthur Garden centres will do anything to keep you attracted to the "bargains"! Be interested to hear the Managers response to your wifes charge of imprisonment against her will. Trust she's OK after her ordeal and that she finally gets the plants she wanted. Steve |
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"Arthur" wrote in message My wife ("Spider" in this group) went to the local garden centre today to spend the gift vouchers she received for Chistmas. After browsing the outside rows of shrubs, she carried her choices to the shop only to find that they had closed up, locked the gates and gone home at 2.30pm. The premises are surrounded with high fences, spikes and barbed wire. Fortunately she had her mobile phone and was able to call for help. The local police couldn't contact the keyholder so they called out the fire brigade with their ladders to get her over the back wall. And she had to leave the plants behind ... Sounds like she is due some more "Gift" vouchers, quite a lot I should think. -- Regards Bob Use a useful Screen Saver... http://setiathome.ssl.berkeley.edu/ and find intelligent life amongst the stars 354 data units completed. |
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The message
from "Arthur" contains these words: My wife ("Spider" in this group) went to the local garden centre today to spend the gift vouchers she received for Chistmas. After browsing the outside rows of shrubs, she carried her choices to the shop only to find that they had closed up, locked the gates and gone home at 2.30pm. The premises are surrounded with high fences, spikes and barbed wire. Fortunately she had her mobile phone and was able to call for help. The local police couldn't contact the keyholder so they called out the fire brigade with their ladders to get her over the back wall. And she had to leave the plants behind ... If the GC stocked leather gloves, secateurs and pruning saws, she could have liberated herself and all the plants:~}. Janet. |
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The message
from "Arthur" contains these words: My wife ("Spider" in this group) went to the local garden centre today to spend the gift vouchers she received for Chistmas. After browsing the outside rows of shrubs, she carried her choices to the shop only to find that they had closed up, locked the gates and gone home at 2.30pm. The premises are surrounded with high fences, spikes and barbed wire. Fortunately she had her mobile phone and was able to call for help. The local police couldn't contact the keyholder so they called out the fire brigade with their ladders to get her over the back wall. And she had to leave the plants behind ... If the GC stocked leather gloves, secateurs and pruning saws, she could have liberated herself and all the plants:~}. Janet. |
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"Arthur" wrote in message ... My wife ("Spider" in this group) went to the local garden centre today to spend the gift vouchers she received for Chistmas. After browsing the outside rows of shrubs, she carried her choices to the shop only to find that they had closed up, locked the gates and gone home at 2.30pm. The premises are surrounded with high fences, spikes and barbed wire. Fortunately she had her mobile phone and was able to call for help. The local police couldn't contact the keyholder so they called out the fire brigade with their ladders to get her over the back wall. And she had to leave the plants behind ... - Arthur She could have got out by spinning a web, no? Anyway, I would have thrown the plants I wanted over the fence and picked them up once outside. Steve |
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"Janet Baraclough" wrote in message ... If the GC stocked leather gloves, secateurs and pruning saws, she could have liberated herself and all the plants:~}. Unfortunately the tools were all locked in the building, and Spider was in the yard outside. Plenty of plants all around, but nothing for her to break out with. I think she will be going back there tomorrow to get the plants, so I will ask her to post here what happened. -Arthur |
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"Janet Baraclough" wrote in message ... If the GC stocked leather gloves, secateurs and pruning saws, she could have liberated herself and all the plants:~}. Unfortunately the tools were all locked in the building, and Spider was in the yard outside. Plenty of plants all around, but nothing for her to break out with. I think she will be going back there tomorrow to get the plants, so I will ask her to post here what happened. -Arthur |
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The message
from "Arthur" contains these words: My wife ("Spider" in this group) went to the local garden centre today to spend the gift vouchers she received for Chistmas. After browsing the outside rows of shrubs, she carried her choices to the shop only to find that they had closed up, locked the gates and gone home at 2.30pm. The premises are surrounded with high fences, spikes and barbed wire. Fortunately she had her mobile phone and was able to call for help. The local police couldn't contact the keyholder so they called out the fire brigade with their ladders to get her over the back wall. And she had to leave the plants behind ... If the GC stocked leather gloves, secateurs and pruning saws, she could have liberated herself and all the plants:~}. Janet. |
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"Arthur" wrote in message ... My wife ("Spider" in this group) went to the local garden centre today to spend the gift vouchers she received for Chistmas. After browsing the outside rows of shrubs, she carried her choices to the shop only to find that they had closed up, locked the gates and gone home at 2.30pm. The premises are surrounded with high fences, spikes and barbed wire. Fortunately she had her mobile phone and was able to call for help. The local police couldn't contact the keyholder so they called out the fire brigade with their ladders to get her over the back wall. And she had to leave the plants behind ... - Arthur She could have got out by spinning a web, no? Anyway, I would have thrown the plants I wanted over the fence and picked them up once outside. Steve |
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"Janet Baraclough" wrote in message ... If the GC stocked leather gloves, secateurs and pruning saws, she could have liberated herself and all the plants:~}. Unfortunately the tools were all locked in the building, and Spider was in the yard outside. Plenty of plants all around, but nothing for her to break out with. I think she will be going back there tomorrow to get the plants, so I will ask her to post here what happened. -Arthur |
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"Arthur" wrote in message ... My wife ("Spider" in this group) went to the local garden centre today to spend the gift vouchers she received for Chistmas. After browsing the outside rows of shrubs, she carried her choices to the shop only to find that they had closed up, locked the gates and gone home at 2.30pm. The premises are surrounded with high fences, spikes and barbed wire. Fortunately she had her mobile phone and was able to call for help. The local police couldn't contact the keyholder so they called out the fire brigade with their ladders to get her over the back wall. And she had to leave the plants behind ... - Arthur When she has recovered she may enjoy...........: http://arago4.tn.utwente.nl/stonedea...il/ra/19-01.ra Jenny :~) |
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"Arthur" wrote in message ... My wife ("Spider" in this group) went to the local garden centre today to spend the gift vouchers she received for Chistmas. After browsing the outside rows of shrubs, she carried her choices to the shop only to find that they had closed up, locked the gates and gone home at 2.30pm. The premises are surrounded with high fences, spikes and barbed wire. Fortunately she had her mobile phone and was able to call for help. The local police couldn't contact the keyholder so they called out the fire brigade with their ladders to get her over the back wall. And she had to leave the plants behind ... - Arthur When she has recovered she may enjoy...........: http://arago4.tn.utwente.nl/stonedea...il/ra/19-01.ra Jenny :~) |
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The message
from "Arthur" contains these words: Unfortunately the tools were all locked in the building, and Spider was in the yard outside. Plenty of plants all around, but nothing for her to break out with. I think she will be going back there tomorrow to get the plants, so I will ask her to post here what happened. We wait with bated breath. -- Rusty Hinge http://www.users.zetnet.co.uk/hi-fi/tqt.htm Dark thoughts about the Wumpus concerto played with piano, iron bar and two sledge hammers. (Wumpus, 15/11/03) |
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On Mon, 29 Dec 2003 22:30:23 GMT, Jaques d'Alltrades
wrote: The message from "Arthur" contains these words: Unfortunately the tools were all locked in the building, and Spider was in the yard outside. Plenty of plants all around, but nothing for her to break out with. I think she will be going back there tomorrow to get the plants, so I will ask her to post here what happened. We wait with bated breath. whilst they wait with baited traps. -- Martin |
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