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Janet Baraclough .. 08-02-2004 10:49 PM

Mystree in Tunbridge Wells, Kent (true story)
 
The message
from "David Hill" contains these
words:

Oh no!


I just get sycamore of this type of story.


Asherly I haven't heard it.

Janet


Janet Baraclough .. 08-02-2004 10:49 PM

Mystree in Tunbridge Wells, Kent (true story)
 
The message
from "David Hill" contains these
words:

Oh no!


I just get sycamore of this type of story.


Asherly I haven't heard it.

Janet


black-dog 09-02-2004 12:14 AM

Mystree in Tunbridge Wells, Kent (true story)
 
I noticed that Message-ID:
from Jaques d'Alltrades contained the following:

Oak A, these puns are plane out of alder, so willow stoppit before you
become rather unpoplar?


Yeah, leave it out.

--
black-dog

A dog does not care about the previous dogs in your life.

Jaques d'Alltrades 09-02-2004 07:10 AM

Mystree in Tunbridge Wells, Kent (true story)
 
The message
from contains these words:
I noticed that Message-ID:
from Jaques d'Alltrades contained the following:


Oak A, these puns are plane out of alder, so willow stoppit before you
become rather unpoplar?


Yeah, leave it out.


Look, bud, if you continue like this we may all be rowan as it's getting
no osier to find horrid puns, so I'm aspen you to stop laburnum the
subject. Even a dogwood cock a leg at some of these innit.

--
Rusty
Open the creaking gate to make a horrid.squeak, then lower the foobar.
http://www.users.zetnet.co.uk/hi-fi/

Jaques d'Alltrades 09-02-2004 07:13 AM

Mystree in Tunbridge Wells, Kent (true story)
 
The message
from contains these words:
I noticed that Message-ID:
from Jaques d'Alltrades contained the following:


Oak A, these puns are plane out of alder, so willow stoppit before you
become rather unpoplar?


Yeah, leave it out.


Look, bud, if you continue like this we may all be rowan as it's getting
no osier to find horrid puns, so I'm aspen you to stop laburnum the
subject. Even a dogwood cock a leg at some of these innit.

--
Rusty
Open the creaking gate to make a horrid.squeak, then lower the foobar.
http://www.users.zetnet.co.uk/hi-fi/

black-dog 09-02-2004 09:34 AM

Mystree in Tunbridge Wells, Kent (true story)
 
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I noticed that Message-ID:
from Jaques d'Alltrades contained the following:

Yeah, leave it out.


Look, bud, if you continue like this we may all be rowan as it's getting
no osier to find horrid puns, so I'm aspen you to stop laburnum the
subject. Even a dogwood cock a leg at some of these innit.


You think I'm some kind of sap? Trust you to come out with that old
chestnut. I'm no beech bum even if I am an old hip-py.

--
black-dog

A dog does not care about the previous dogs in your life.

martin 09-02-2004 09:35 AM

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On Mon, 9 Feb 2004 04:21:40 GMT, Jaques d'Alltrades
wrote:

The message
from contains these words:
I noticed that Message-ID:
from Jaques d'Alltrades contained the following:


Oak A, these puns are plane out of alder, so willow stoppit before you
become rather unpoplar?


Yeah, leave it out.


Look, bud, if you continue like this we may all be rowan as it's getting
no osier to find horrid puns, so I'm aspen you to stop laburnum the
subject. Even a dogwood cock a leg at some of these innit.


Plane speaking is worth two in the bush.
--

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit;
Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad


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