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David Hill 13-02-2004 11:27 PM

I wish!!
 
If only,
Just had 3 separate email telling me I've won 2'000'000 euros

".........You are therefore been approve for the lump sum pay out of ?uros
2,000,000.00 (Two Million Euros.) in cash credit to the file REF:
LP/26510460037/03"........."

I just wonder ..........as this message came to me on 3 different email
addresses have I won 6 million or are they just very keen to let me
know??????//

Now if only I had actually bought a ticket.............

I know it's a con.....see this link.........
http://www.crimes-of-persuasion.com/...tery_terms.htm

--
David Hill
Abacus nurseries
www.abacus-nurseries.co.uk





Jaques d'Alltrades 13-02-2004 11:27 PM

I wish!!
 
The message
from "David Hill" contains these
words:

I know it's a con.....see this link.........
http://www.crimes-of-persuasion.com/...tery_terms.htm


And sadly, idiots will fall for it.

--
Rusty
Open the creaking gate to make a horrid.squeak, then lower the foobar.
http://www.users.zetnet.co.uk/hi-fi/

Jaques d'Alltrades 13-02-2004 11:27 PM

I wish!!
 
The message
from "David Hill" contains these
words:

I know it's a con.....see this link.........
http://www.crimes-of-persuasion.com/...tery_terms.htm


And sadly, idiots will fall for it.

--
Rusty
Open the creaking gate to make a horrid.squeak, then lower the foobar.
http://www.users.zetnet.co.uk/hi-fi/

John Towill 14-02-2004 12:36 PM

I wish!!
 

The message
from "David Hill" contains these
words:

I know it's a con.....see this link.........
http://www.crimes-of-persuasion.com/...tery_terms.htm


And sadly, idiots will fall for it.


But they work, you should see the size of my Ahem!

cheers
John T
--
If emailing direct please remove
wet from towill.

Jaques d'Alltrades 14-02-2004 06:08 PM

I wish!!
 
The message
from John Towill contains these words:
The message
from "David Hill" contains these
words:

I know it's a con.....see this link.........
http://www.crimes-of-persuasion.com/...tery_terms.htm


And sadly, idiots will fall for it.


But they work, you should see the size of my Ahem!


There was a young fellow from Harrow....

--
Rusty
Open the creaking gate to make a horrid.squeak, then lower the foobar.
http://www.users.zetnet.co.uk/hi-fi/

Jaques d'Alltrades 14-02-2004 06:18 PM

I wish!!
 
The message
from John Towill contains these words:
The message
from "David Hill" contains these
words:

I know it's a con.....see this link.........
http://www.crimes-of-persuasion.com/...tery_terms.htm


And sadly, idiots will fall for it.


But they work, you should see the size of my Ahem!


There was a young fellow from Harrow....

--
Rusty
Open the creaking gate to make a horrid.squeak, then lower the foobar.
http://www.users.zetnet.co.uk/hi-fi/

Rhiannon S 14-02-2004 06:34 PM

I wish!!
 
Subject: I wish!!
From: Jaques d'Alltrades
Date: 14/02/2004 17:47 GMT Standard Time
Message-id:

The message
from John Towill contains these words:
The message
from "David Hill" contains these
words:

I know it's a con.....see this link.........
http://www.crimes-of-persuasion.com/...tery_terms.htm

And sadly, idiots will fall for it.


But they work, you should see the size of my Ahem!


There was a young fellow from Harrow....


Who needed to use a wheelbarrow
--
Rhiannon
http://www.livejournal.com/users/rhiannon_s/
"The trick is to commit crimes so confusing that police feel too stupid to even
write a crime report about them."
Aubrey on remaining at liberty
www.somethingpositive.net

[email protected] 14-02-2004 10:18 PM

I wish!!
 
On 14 Feb 2004 18:22:39 GMT, emon (Rhiannon S)
wrote:

Subject: I wish!!
From: Jaques d'Alltrades

Date: 14/02/2004 17:47 GMT Standard Time
Message-id:

The message
from John Towill contains these words:
The message
from "David Hill" contains these
words:

I know it's a con.....see this link.........
http://www.crimes-of-persuasion.com/...tery_terms.htm

And sadly, idiots will fall for it.


But they work, you should see the size of my Ahem!


There was a young fellow from Harrow....


Who needed to use a wheelbarrow
--


To pass through plant rows
That he'd weeded with hoes,
So he learned how to steer straight and narrow?

Geoff

Jaques d'Alltrades 15-02-2004 12:37 AM

I wish!!
 
The message
from contains these words:

But they work, you should see the size of my Ahem!

There was a young fellow from Harrow....


Who needed to use a wheelbarrow
--


To pass through plant rows
That he'd weeded with hoes,
So he learned how to steer straight and narrow?


Not exactly what I had in mind.......

I'll get my raincoat.

--
Rusty
Open the creaking gate to make a horrid.squeak, then lower the foobar.
http://www.users.zetnet.co.uk/hi-fi/

Jaques d'Alltrades 15-02-2004 12:42 AM

I wish!!
 
The message
from contains these words:

But they work, you should see the size of my Ahem!

There was a young fellow from Harrow....


Who needed to use a wheelbarrow
--


To pass through plant rows
That he'd weeded with hoes,
So he learned how to steer straight and narrow?


Not exactly what I had in mind.......

I'll get my raincoat.

--
Rusty
Open the creaking gate to make a horrid.squeak, then lower the foobar.
http://www.users.zetnet.co.uk/hi-fi/

Jaques d'Alltrades 15-02-2004 12:47 AM

I wish!!
 
The message
from contains these words:

But they work, you should see the size of my Ahem!

There was a young fellow from Harrow....


Who needed to use a wheelbarrow
--


To pass through plant rows
That he'd weeded with hoes,
So he learned how to steer straight and narrow?


Not exactly what I had in mind.......

I'll get my raincoat.

--
Rusty
Open the creaking gate to make a horrid.squeak, then lower the foobar.
http://www.users.zetnet.co.uk/hi-fi/

John Towill 15-02-2004 01:32 PM

I wish!!
 


But they work, you should see the size of my Ahem!

There was a young fellow from Harrow....

Who needed to use a wheelbarrow
--


To pass through plant rows
That he'd weeded with hoes,
So he learned how to steer straight and narrow?


Not exactly what I had in mind.......

I'll get my raincoat.

As I seem to have driven this off topic thought while we were on this
subject you might find this amusing.

Patient: D.d.ddocor, I've got a terrible st.st.stutter, and my w.w.wife is
fed up, w.w.what can you d.d.do?
Doctor: Drop your trousers, lets have a look, ah yes I'm afraid it is too
long, that's the trouble, go and see this specialist.
------
Patient: The d.d.doctor sent me for my s.s.s.stutter.
Specialist: Lets see his letter, ah yes. Drop your trousers, ah yes it
needs four inches off.
Patient: A.a.anything to f.f.fix this s.s.stutter, my wife is f.f.fed up.
-----
Three months later.
Patient's wife: I'm fed up, since you went into hospital you have been no
use in bed at all, though your stutter has gone. I'd rather you had the
stutter back, go and see that specialist again.
-----
Patient: Since I saw you my stutter is fine, but my wife says I'm useless
in the matrimony stakes, can you please put it back, we prefer the stutter.
Specialist: S.s.sorry I c.c.can't d.d.do th.th.that.

I never said it was new sis I?

Cheers
John T
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