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I wish!!
If only,
Just had 3 separate email telling me I've won 2'000'000 euros ".........You are therefore been approve for the lump sum pay out of ?uros 2,000,000.00 (Two Million Euros.) in cash credit to the file REF: LP/26510460037/03"........." I just wonder ..........as this message came to me on 3 different email addresses have I won 6 million or are they just very keen to let me know??????// Now if only I had actually bought a ticket............. I know it's a con.....see this link......... http://www.crimes-of-persuasion.com/...tery_terms.htm -- David Hill Abacus nurseries www.abacus-nurseries.co.uk |
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I wish!!
The message
from "David Hill" contains these words: I know it's a con.....see this link......... http://www.crimes-of-persuasion.com/...tery_terms.htm And sadly, idiots will fall for it. -- Rusty Open the creaking gate to make a horrid.squeak, then lower the foobar. http://www.users.zetnet.co.uk/hi-fi/ |
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I wish!!
The message
from "David Hill" contains these words: I know it's a con.....see this link......... http://www.crimes-of-persuasion.com/...tery_terms.htm And sadly, idiots will fall for it. -- Rusty Open the creaking gate to make a horrid.squeak, then lower the foobar. http://www.users.zetnet.co.uk/hi-fi/ |
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The message from "David Hill" contains these words: I know it's a con.....see this link......... http://www.crimes-of-persuasion.com/...tery_terms.htm And sadly, idiots will fall for it. But they work, you should see the size of my Ahem! cheers John T -- If emailing direct please remove wet from towill. |
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I wish!!
The message
from John Towill contains these words: The message from "David Hill" contains these words: I know it's a con.....see this link......... http://www.crimes-of-persuasion.com/...tery_terms.htm And sadly, idiots will fall for it. But they work, you should see the size of my Ahem! There was a young fellow from Harrow.... -- Rusty Open the creaking gate to make a horrid.squeak, then lower the foobar. http://www.users.zetnet.co.uk/hi-fi/ |
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I wish!!
The message
from John Towill contains these words: The message from "David Hill" contains these words: I know it's a con.....see this link......... http://www.crimes-of-persuasion.com/...tery_terms.htm And sadly, idiots will fall for it. But they work, you should see the size of my Ahem! There was a young fellow from Harrow.... -- Rusty Open the creaking gate to make a horrid.squeak, then lower the foobar. http://www.users.zetnet.co.uk/hi-fi/ |
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I wish!!
Subject: I wish!!
From: Jaques d'Alltrades Date: 14/02/2004 17:47 GMT Standard Time Message-id: The message from John Towill contains these words: The message from "David Hill" contains these words: I know it's a con.....see this link......... http://www.crimes-of-persuasion.com/...tery_terms.htm And sadly, idiots will fall for it. But they work, you should see the size of my Ahem! There was a young fellow from Harrow.... Who needed to use a wheelbarrow -- Rhiannon http://www.livejournal.com/users/rhiannon_s/ "The trick is to commit crimes so confusing that police feel too stupid to even write a crime report about them." Aubrey on remaining at liberty www.somethingpositive.net |
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The message
from contains these words: But they work, you should see the size of my Ahem! There was a young fellow from Harrow.... Who needed to use a wheelbarrow -- To pass through plant rows That he'd weeded with hoes, So he learned how to steer straight and narrow? Not exactly what I had in mind....... I'll get my raincoat. -- Rusty Open the creaking gate to make a horrid.squeak, then lower the foobar. http://www.users.zetnet.co.uk/hi-fi/ |
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I wish!!
The message
from contains these words: But they work, you should see the size of my Ahem! There was a young fellow from Harrow.... Who needed to use a wheelbarrow -- To pass through plant rows That he'd weeded with hoes, So he learned how to steer straight and narrow? Not exactly what I had in mind....... I'll get my raincoat. -- Rusty Open the creaking gate to make a horrid.squeak, then lower the foobar. http://www.users.zetnet.co.uk/hi-fi/ |
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I wish!!
The message
from contains these words: But they work, you should see the size of my Ahem! There was a young fellow from Harrow.... Who needed to use a wheelbarrow -- To pass through plant rows That he'd weeded with hoes, So he learned how to steer straight and narrow? Not exactly what I had in mind....... I'll get my raincoat. -- Rusty Open the creaking gate to make a horrid.squeak, then lower the foobar. http://www.users.zetnet.co.uk/hi-fi/ |
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But they work, you should see the size of my Ahem! There was a young fellow from Harrow.... Who needed to use a wheelbarrow -- To pass through plant rows That he'd weeded with hoes, So he learned how to steer straight and narrow? Not exactly what I had in mind....... I'll get my raincoat. As I seem to have driven this off topic thought while we were on this subject you might find this amusing. Patient: D.d.ddocor, I've got a terrible st.st.stutter, and my w.w.wife is fed up, w.w.what can you d.d.do? Doctor: Drop your trousers, lets have a look, ah yes I'm afraid it is too long, that's the trouble, go and see this specialist. ------ Patient: The d.d.doctor sent me for my s.s.s.stutter. Specialist: Lets see his letter, ah yes. Drop your trousers, ah yes it needs four inches off. Patient: A.a.anything to f.f.fix this s.s.stutter, my wife is f.f.fed up. ----- Three months later. Patient's wife: I'm fed up, since you went into hospital you have been no use in bed at all, though your stutter has gone. I'd rather you had the stutter back, go and see that specialist again. ----- Patient: Since I saw you my stutter is fine, but my wife says I'm useless in the matrimony stakes, can you please put it back, we prefer the stutter. Specialist: S.s.sorry I c.c.can't d.d.do th.th.that. I never said it was new sis I? Cheers John T -- All emails and attachments are virus checked with Norton before transmission. |
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