a truly baffling question about strawberries
i was eating a strawberry and was suddenly bowled over by a profoundly
puzzling fact. ever notice the seeds on the strawberry are on the outside? but why? all fruits have the seeds on the inside. take a blueberry, grape, cherry, apple, tomato, etc. etc. why do strawberries have the seeds on the outside? it's like a guy with sperm on the outside of his ballsack. that shit is weird. |
a truly baffling question about strawberries
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In article , meat n potatoes writes i was eating a strawberry and was suddenly bowled over by a profoundly puzzling fact. ever notice the seeds on the strawberry are on the outside? but why? It's because the bit that develops into the fruit is underneath the seeds all fruits have the seeds on the inside. take a blueberry, grape, cherry, apple, tomato, etc. etc. A lot of plants have their seeds on the outside, it's just that we're only interested in eating them if what's under the seed is fleshy and juicy. why do strawberries have the seeds on the outside? it's like a guy with sperm on the outside of his ballsack. that shit is weird. No - the seed isn't like the sperm, it's the already fertilised egg, so the strawberry is more equivalent to the koala carrying its baby on its back as opposed to the kangaroo with its joey in its pouch. The plant equivalent of sperm is pollen - and that of course *is* on the outside ;-) Plants are a lot less fussy than the human male about where they deposit their sperm. -- Kay Easton Edward's earthworm page: http://www.scarboro.demon.co.uk/edward/index.htm |
a truly baffling question about strawberries
"Kay Easton" wrote A lot of plants have their seeds on the outside name another? |
a truly baffling question about strawberries
"Kay Easton" wrote A lot of plants have their seeds on the outside name another? |
a truly baffling question about strawberries
Ricky said:
"Kay Easton" wrote A lot of plants have their seeds on the outside name another? The common dandelion -- the individual seeds are on the outside of a fleshy pad. The botanical term for this type of seed is 'achene' and they are very common in the Aster family. Strawberries are exceptional only in that the fleshy stem that the achenes are attached to is so deliciouly succulent. Some other achenes are shown he http://www.tiscali.co.uk/reference/e.../m0006894.html -- Pat in Plymouth MI ('someplace.net' is comcast) Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced. (attributed to Don Marti) |
a truly baffling question about strawberries
"Kay Easton" wrote A lot of plants have their seeds on the outside name another? |
a truly baffling question about strawberries
Ricky said:
"Kay Easton" wrote A lot of plants have their seeds on the outside name another? The common dandelion -- the individual seeds are on the outside of a fleshy pad. The botanical term for this type of seed is 'achene' and they are very common in the Aster family. Strawberries are exceptional only in that the fleshy stem that the achenes are attached to is so deliciouly succulent. Some other achenes are shown he http://www.tiscali.co.uk/reference/e.../m0006894.html -- Pat in Plymouth MI ('someplace.net' is comcast) Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced. (attributed to Don Marti) |
a truly baffling question about strawberries
"Pat Kiewicz" wrote in message ... Ricky said: "Kay Easton" wrote A lot of plants have their seeds on the outside name another? The common dandelion -- the individual seeds are on the outside of a fleshy pad. and the dandelion is a fruit? |
a truly baffling question about strawberries
Ricky16/3/04 11:54
"Pat Kiewicz" wrote in message ... Ricky said: "Kay Easton" wrote A lot of plants have their seeds on the outside name another? The common dandelion -- the individual seeds are on the outside of a fleshy pad. and the dandelion is a fruit? You did not specify fruit in your request for the name of another plant. -- Sacha (remove the weeds to email me) |
a truly baffling question about strawberries
"Kay Easton" wrote in message
... Plants are a lot less fussy than the human male about where they deposit their sperm. -- Really?? Show me a fussy human male.... |
a truly baffling question about strawberries
Ricky16/3/04 11:54
"Pat Kiewicz" wrote in message ... Ricky said: "Kay Easton" wrote A lot of plants have their seeds on the outside name another? The common dandelion -- the individual seeds are on the outside of a fleshy pad. and the dandelion is a fruit? You did not specify fruit in your request for the name of another plant. -- Sacha (remove the weeds to email me) |
a truly baffling question about strawberries
Ricky16/3/04 11:54
"Pat Kiewicz" wrote in message ... Ricky said: "Kay Easton" wrote A lot of plants have their seeds on the outside name another? The common dandelion -- the individual seeds are on the outside of a fleshy pad. and the dandelion is a fruit? You did not specify fruit in your request for the name of another plant. -- Sacha (remove the weeds to email me) |
a truly baffling question about strawberries
"Kay Easton" wrote in message
... Plants are a lot less fussy than the human male about where they deposit their sperm. -- Really?? Show me a fussy human male.... |
a truly baffling question about strawberries
"Kay Easton" wrote in message
... Plants are a lot less fussy than the human male about where they deposit their sperm. -- Really?? Show me a fussy human male.... |
a truly baffling question about strawberries
On Tue, 16 Mar 2004 06:54:59 -0500, "Ricky"
wrote: "Pat Kiewicz" wrote in message ... Ricky said: "Kay Easton" wrote A lot of plants have their seeds on the outside name another? The common dandelion -- the individual seeds are on the outside of a fleshy pad. and the dandelion is a fruit? You aren't paying attention :~) You asked about seeds on the outside and Pat answered the question you asked. Rod Weed my email address to reply http://website.lineone.net/~rodcraddock/index.html |
a truly baffling question about strawberries
There does seem to be some confusion~~ though perhaps understandably. The so
called seeds of the strawberry are actually fruits in their own right {achenes]. The strawberry is not a berry any more than the blackberry [a collection of fruits each of which is a drupe similar to a plum] Take into account with the dandelion that being of the compositeae each 'flower' is actually a bunch of dozens of flowers and hence again each of the 'seeds' are genuine fruits. A fruit, botanically, does not have to be succulent~~~ most are dry and winged or hooked. The only common aspect of fruits is that they all contain one or more seeds. Best Wishes "Gregg Cattanach" wrote in message om... "Kay Easton" wrote in message ... Plants are a lot less fussy than the human male about where they deposit their sperm. -- Really?? Show me a fussy human male.... "Derek Janssen" wrote in message ... meat n potatoes wrote: i was eating a strawberry and was suddenly bowled over by a profoundly puzzling fact. ever notice the seeds on the strawberry are on the outside? but why? all fruits have the seeds on the inside. take a blueberry, grape, cherry, apple, tomato, etc. etc. why do strawberries have the seeds on the outside? it's like a guy with sperm on the outside of his ballsack. that shit is weird. (And so, after five years of jokes about Gaza being reduced to rec.gardening for cross-trolls...) Derek Janssen (ironic, isn't it?) :) |
a truly baffling question about strawberries
Ricky16/3/04 11:54
"Pat Kiewicz" wrote in message ... Ricky said: "Kay Easton" wrote A lot of plants have their seeds on the outside name another? The common dandelion -- the individual seeds are on the outside of a fleshy pad. and the dandelion is a fruit? You did not specify fruit in your request for the name of another plant. -- Sacha (remove the weeds to email me) |
a truly baffling question about strawberries
On Tue, 16 Mar 2004 06:54:59 -0500, "Ricky"
wrote: "Pat Kiewicz" wrote in message ... Ricky said: "Kay Easton" wrote A lot of plants have their seeds on the outside name another? The common dandelion -- the individual seeds are on the outside of a fleshy pad. and the dandelion is a fruit? You aren't paying attention :~) You asked about seeds on the outside and Pat answered the question you asked. Rod Weed my email address to reply http://website.lineone.net/~rodcraddock/index.html |
a truly baffling question about strawberries
On Tue, 16 Mar 2004 06:54:59 -0500, "Ricky"
wrote: "Pat Kiewicz" wrote in message ... Ricky said: "Kay Easton" wrote A lot of plants have their seeds on the outside name another? The common dandelion -- the individual seeds are on the outside of a fleshy pad. and the dandelion is a fruit? You aren't paying attention :~) You asked about seeds on the outside and Pat answered the question you asked. Rod Weed my email address to reply http://website.lineone.net/~rodcraddock/index.html |
a truly baffling question about strawberries
There does seem to be some confusion~~ though perhaps understandably. The so
called seeds of the strawberry are actually fruits in their own right {achenes]. The strawberry is not a berry any more than the blackberry [a collection of fruits each of which is a drupe similar to a plum] Take into account with the dandelion that being of the compositeae each 'flower' is actually a bunch of dozens of flowers and hence again each of the 'seeds' are genuine fruits. A fruit, botanically, does not have to be succulent~~~ most are dry and winged or hooked. The only common aspect of fruits is that they all contain one or more seeds. Best Wishes "Gregg Cattanach" wrote in message om... "Kay Easton" wrote in message ... Plants are a lot less fussy than the human male about where they deposit their sperm. -- Really?? Show me a fussy human male.... "Derek Janssen" wrote in message ... meat n potatoes wrote: i was eating a strawberry and was suddenly bowled over by a profoundly puzzling fact. ever notice the seeds on the strawberry are on the outside? but why? all fruits have the seeds on the inside. take a blueberry, grape, cherry, apple, tomato, etc. etc. why do strawberries have the seeds on the outside? it's like a guy with sperm on the outside of his ballsack. that shit is weird. (And so, after five years of jokes about Gaza being reduced to rec.gardening for cross-trolls...) Derek Janssen (ironic, isn't it?) :) |
a truly baffling question about strawberries
"Kay Easton" wrote in message
... Plants are a lot less fussy than the human male about where they deposit their sperm. -- Really?? Show me a fussy human male.... |
a truly baffling question about strawberries
There does seem to be some confusion~~ though perhaps understandably. The so
called seeds of the strawberry are actually fruits in their own right {achenes]. The strawberry is not a berry any more than the blackberry [a collection of fruits each of which is a drupe similar to a plum] Take into account with the dandelion that being of the compositeae each 'flower' is actually a bunch of dozens of flowers and hence again each of the 'seeds' are genuine fruits. A fruit, botanically, does not have to be succulent~~~ most are dry and winged or hooked. The only common aspect of fruits is that they all contain one or more seeds. Best Wishes "Gregg Cattanach" wrote in message om... "Kay Easton" wrote in message ... Plants are a lot less fussy than the human male about where they deposit their sperm. -- Really?? Show me a fussy human male.... "Derek Janssen" wrote in message ... meat n potatoes wrote: i was eating a strawberry and was suddenly bowled over by a profoundly puzzling fact. ever notice the seeds on the strawberry are on the outside? but why? all fruits have the seeds on the inside. take a blueberry, grape, cherry, apple, tomato, etc. etc. why do strawberries have the seeds on the outside? it's like a guy with sperm on the outside of his ballsack. that shit is weird. (And so, after five years of jokes about Gaza being reduced to rec.gardening for cross-trolls...) Derek Janssen (ironic, isn't it?) :) |
a truly baffling question about strawberries
In the Year of the Monkey, the Great and Powerful Derek Janssen
declared: (And so, after five years of jokes about Gaza being reduced to rec.gardening for cross-trolls...) I'm just surprised he didn't go for the more obvious, "Why are they called strawberries if they don't look like straw?" -- Sean O'Hara Gibberish in Neutral: http://diogenes-sinope.blogspot.com Jeff: Well, it's kind of hard to tell isn't it 'cos you tend to fast forward if anyone's dressed. Sometimes I forget and do that with proper films. I can get through a lot of movies in an evening. --Coupling |
a truly baffling question about strawberries
In the Year of the Monkey, the Great and Powerful Derek Janssen
declared: (And so, after five years of jokes about Gaza being reduced to rec.gardening for cross-trolls...) I'm just surprised he didn't go for the more obvious, "Why are they called strawberries if they don't look like straw?" -- Sean O'Hara Gibberish in Neutral: http://diogenes-sinope.blogspot.com Jeff: Well, it's kind of hard to tell isn't it 'cos you tend to fast forward if anyone's dressed. Sometimes I forget and do that with proper films. I can get through a lot of movies in an evening. --Coupling |
a truly baffling question about strawberries
The message
from Rod contains these words: On Tue, 16 Mar 2004 06:54:59 -0500, "Ricky" wrote: "Pat Kiewicz" wrote in message ... Ricky said: "Kay Easton" wrote A lot of plants have their seeds on the outside name another? The common dandelion -- the individual seeds are on the outside of a fleshy pad. and the dandelion is a fruit? You aren't paying attention :~) You asked about seeds on the outside and Pat answered the question you asked. Dunno where the rest of these have gone, but Rod's post is the only one in the thread here. The dandelion is a fruit? Yes, technically the seed-head is. -- Rusty Open the creaking gate to make a horrid.squeak, then lower the foobar. http://www.users.zetnet.co.uk/hi-fi/ |
a truly baffling question about strawberries
On Tue, 16 Mar 2004 06:54:59 -0500, "Ricky"
wrote: "Pat Kiewicz" wrote in message ... Ricky said: "Kay Easton" wrote A lot of plants have their seeds on the outside name another? The common dandelion -- the individual seeds are on the outside of a fleshy pad. and the dandelion is a fruit? You aren't paying attention :~) You asked about seeds on the outside and Pat answered the question you asked. Rod Weed my email address to reply http://website.lineone.net/~rodcraddock/index.html |
a truly baffling question about strawberries
There does seem to be some confusion~~ though perhaps understandably. The so
called seeds of the strawberry are actually fruits in their own right {achenes]. The strawberry is not a berry any more than the blackberry [a collection of fruits each of which is a drupe similar to a plum] Take into account with the dandelion that being of the compositeae each 'flower' is actually a bunch of dozens of flowers and hence again each of the 'seeds' are genuine fruits. A fruit, botanically, does not have to be succulent~~~ most are dry and winged or hooked. The only common aspect of fruits is that they all contain one or more seeds. Best Wishes "Gregg Cattanach" wrote in message om... "Kay Easton" wrote in message ... Plants are a lot less fussy than the human male about where they deposit their sperm. -- Really?? Show me a fussy human male.... "Derek Janssen" wrote in message ... meat n potatoes wrote: i was eating a strawberry and was suddenly bowled over by a profoundly puzzling fact. ever notice the seeds on the strawberry are on the outside? but why? all fruits have the seeds on the inside. take a blueberry, grape, cherry, apple, tomato, etc. etc. why do strawberries have the seeds on the outside? it's like a guy with sperm on the outside of his ballsack. that shit is weird. (And so, after five years of jokes about Gaza being reduced to rec.gardening for cross-trolls...) Derek Janssen (ironic, isn't it?) :) |
a truly baffling question about strawberries
In the Year of the Monkey, the Great and Powerful Derek Janssen
declared: (And so, after five years of jokes about Gaza being reduced to rec.gardening for cross-trolls...) I'm just surprised he didn't go for the more obvious, "Why are they called strawberries if they don't look like straw?" -- Sean O'Hara Gibberish in Neutral: http://diogenes-sinope.blogspot.com Jeff: Well, it's kind of hard to tell isn't it 'cos you tend to fast forward if anyone's dressed. Sometimes I forget and do that with proper films. I can get through a lot of movies in an evening. --Coupling |
a truly baffling question about strawberries
The message
from Rod contains these words: On Tue, 16 Mar 2004 06:54:59 -0500, "Ricky" wrote: "Pat Kiewicz" wrote in message ... Ricky said: "Kay Easton" wrote A lot of plants have their seeds on the outside name another? The common dandelion -- the individual seeds are on the outside of a fleshy pad. and the dandelion is a fruit? You aren't paying attention :~) You asked about seeds on the outside and Pat answered the question you asked. Dunno where the rest of these have gone, but Rod's post is the only one in the thread here. The dandelion is a fruit? Yes, technically the seed-head is. -- Rusty Open the creaking gate to make a horrid.squeak, then lower the foobar. http://www.users.zetnet.co.uk/hi-fi/ |
a truly baffling question about strawberries
The message
from Rod contains these words: On Tue, 16 Mar 2004 06:54:59 -0500, "Ricky" wrote: "Pat Kiewicz" wrote in message ... Ricky said: "Kay Easton" wrote A lot of plants have their seeds on the outside name another? The common dandelion -- the individual seeds are on the outside of a fleshy pad. and the dandelion is a fruit? You aren't paying attention :~) You asked about seeds on the outside and Pat answered the question you asked. Dunno where the rest of these have gone, but Rod's post is the only one in the thread here. The dandelion is a fruit? Yes, technically the seed-head is. -- Rusty Open the creaking gate to make a horrid.squeak, then lower the foobar. http://www.users.zetnet.co.uk/hi-fi/ |
a truly baffling question about strawberries
In the Year of the Monkey, the Great and Powerful Derek Janssen
declared: (And so, after five years of jokes about Gaza being reduced to rec.gardening for cross-trolls...) I'm just surprised he didn't go for the more obvious, "Why are they called strawberries if they don't look like straw?" -- Sean O'Hara Gibberish in Neutral: http://diogenes-sinope.blogspot.com Jeff: Well, it's kind of hard to tell isn't it 'cos you tend to fast forward if anyone's dressed. Sometimes I forget and do that with proper films. I can get through a lot of movies in an evening. --Coupling |
a truly baffling question about strawberries
The message
from Rod contains these words: On Tue, 16 Mar 2004 06:54:59 -0500, "Ricky" wrote: "Pat Kiewicz" wrote in message ... Ricky said: "Kay Easton" wrote A lot of plants have their seeds on the outside name another? The common dandelion -- the individual seeds are on the outside of a fleshy pad. and the dandelion is a fruit? You aren't paying attention :~) You asked about seeds on the outside and Pat answered the question you asked. Dunno where the rest of these have gone, but Rod's post is the only one in the thread here. The dandelion is a fruit? Yes, technically the seed-head is. -- Rusty Open the creaking gate to make a horrid.squeak, then lower the foobar. http://www.users.zetnet.co.uk/hi-fi/ |
a truly baffling question about strawberries
human males are fussy about it?
lucy :) "Kay Easton" wrote in message ... In article , meat n potatoes writes i was eating a strawberry and was suddenly bowled over by a profoundly puzzling fact. ever notice the seeds on the strawberry are on the outside? but why? It's because the bit that develops into the fruit is underneath the seeds all fruits have the seeds on the inside. take a blueberry, grape, cherry, apple, tomato, etc. etc. A lot of plants have their seeds on the outside, it's just that we're only interested in eating them if what's under the seed is fleshy and juicy. why do strawberries have the seeds on the outside? it's like a guy with sperm on the outside of his ballsack. that shit is weird. No - the seed isn't like the sperm, it's the already fertilised egg, so the strawberry is more equivalent to the koala carrying its baby on its back as opposed to the kangaroo with its joey in its pouch. The plant equivalent of sperm is pollen - and that of course *is* on the outside ;-) Plants are a lot less fussy than the human male about where they deposit their sperm. -- Kay Easton Edward's earthworm page: http://www.scarboro.demon.co.uk/edward/index.htm |
a truly baffling question about strawberries
human males are fussy about it?
lucy :) "Kay Easton" wrote in message ... In article , meat n potatoes writes i was eating a strawberry and was suddenly bowled over by a profoundly puzzling fact. ever notice the seeds on the strawberry are on the outside? but why? It's because the bit that develops into the fruit is underneath the seeds all fruits have the seeds on the inside. take a blueberry, grape, cherry, apple, tomato, etc. etc. A lot of plants have their seeds on the outside, it's just that we're only interested in eating them if what's under the seed is fleshy and juicy. why do strawberries have the seeds on the outside? it's like a guy with sperm on the outside of his ballsack. that shit is weird. No - the seed isn't like the sperm, it's the already fertilised egg, so the strawberry is more equivalent to the koala carrying its baby on its back as opposed to the kangaroo with its joey in its pouch. The plant equivalent of sperm is pollen - and that of course *is* on the outside ;-) Plants are a lot less fussy than the human male about where they deposit their sperm. -- Kay Easton Edward's earthworm page: http://www.scarboro.demon.co.uk/edward/index.htm |
a truly baffling question about strawberries
human males are fussy about it?
lucy :) "Kay Easton" wrote in message ... In article , meat n potatoes writes i was eating a strawberry and was suddenly bowled over by a profoundly puzzling fact. ever notice the seeds on the strawberry are on the outside? but why? It's because the bit that develops into the fruit is underneath the seeds all fruits have the seeds on the inside. take a blueberry, grape, cherry, apple, tomato, etc. etc. A lot of plants have their seeds on the outside, it's just that we're only interested in eating them if what's under the seed is fleshy and juicy. why do strawberries have the seeds on the outside? it's like a guy with sperm on the outside of his ballsack. that shit is weird. No - the seed isn't like the sperm, it's the already fertilised egg, so the strawberry is more equivalent to the koala carrying its baby on its back as opposed to the kangaroo with its joey in its pouch. The plant equivalent of sperm is pollen - and that of course *is* on the outside ;-) Plants are a lot less fussy than the human male about where they deposit their sperm. -- Kay Easton Edward's earthworm page: http://www.scarboro.demon.co.uk/edward/index.htm |
a truly baffling question about strawberries
The message
from "Ricky" contains these words: "Pat Kiewicz" wrote in message ... Ricky said: "Kay Easton" wrote A lot of plants have their seeds on the outside name another? The common dandelion -- the individual seeds are on the outside of a fleshy pad. and the dandelion is a fruit? You did`nt specify fruit Ricky. G /me whispers..."you have to be careful with gardeners, they can be VERY precise with their answears" |
a truly baffling question about strawberries
Too much for you ape brain to handle?
A strawberry isn't a berry at all in the botanical sense. Its actually a fleshy receptacle with the seeds embedded in it. "meat n potatoes" wrote in message om... i was eating a strawberry and was suddenly bowled over by a profoundly puzzling fact. ever notice the seeds on the strawberry are on the outside? but why? all fruits have the seeds on the inside. take a blueberry, grape, cherry, apple, tomato, etc. etc. why do strawberries have the seeds on the outside? it's like a guy with sperm on the outside of his ballsack. that shit is weird. |
a truly baffling question about strawberries
Frankly Scarlet, nobody gives a flying fig!!
You do a very poor Seinfeld impression. They are called strawberries because native Americans put straw around the plants so that the fruit would stay above the ground and not rot prematurely. Many still do the practice for the same reason. Not a mystery at all. You can spend the rest of your days pondering the mystery of "Grape Nuts". They're not nuts and there's no grapes in them. So what's the big deal? "Sean O'Hara" wrote in message ... In the Year of the Monkey, the Great and Powerful Derek Janssen declared: (And so, after five years of jokes about Gaza being reduced to rec.gardening for cross-trolls...) I'm just surprised he didn't go for the more obvious, "Why are they called strawberries if they don't look like straw?" -- Sean O'Hara Gibberish in Neutral: http://diogenes-sinope.blogspot.com Jeff: Well, it's kind of hard to tell isn't it 'cos you tend to fast forward if anyone's dressed. Sometimes I forget and do that with proper films. I can get through a lot of movies in an evening. --Coupling |
a truly baffling question about strawberries
Only those prissy fey fusspots that prance around in tutus!
Who put the sperm in angiosperm? Beware of the gymnosperms at the Y! "lucy" wrote in message m... human males are fussy about it? lucy :) "Kay Easton" wrote in message ... In article , meat n potatoes writes i was eating a strawberry and was suddenly bowled over by a profoundly puzzling fact. ever notice the seeds on the strawberry are on the outside? but why? It's because the bit that develops into the fruit is underneath the seeds all fruits have the seeds on the inside. take a blueberry, grape, cherry, apple, tomato, etc. etc. A lot of plants have their seeds on the outside, it's just that we're only interested in eating them if what's under the seed is fleshy and juicy. why do strawberries have the seeds on the outside? it's like a guy with sperm on the outside of his ballsack. that shit is weird. No - the seed isn't like the sperm, it's the already fertilised egg, so the strawberry is more equivalent to the koala carrying its baby on its back as opposed to the kangaroo with its joey in its pouch. The plant equivalent of sperm is pollen - and that of course *is* on the outside ;-) Plants are a lot less fussy than the human male about where they deposit their sperm. -- Kay Easton Edward's earthworm page: http://www.scarboro.demon.co.uk/edward/index.htm |
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