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How to make a trout explode?
Hi, can anyone tell me how to go about preparing a trout so that
it explodes when a cat bites on it? I hate cats their always crapping in my flowerbeds. |
How to make a trout explode?
On Fri, 9 Apr 2004, Nomen Nescio wrote:
Hi, can anyone tell me how to go about preparing a trout so that it explodes when a cat bites on it? I hate cats their always crapping in my flowerbeds. Don't you *dare* go anywhere near my little pussy, or I shall do some very bad things to you. -- http://www.munted.org.uk I've been a whore for the I.T. industry. |
How to make a trout explode?
"Nomen Nescio" wrote in message ... : Hi, can anyone tell me how to go about preparing a trout so that : it explodes when a cat bites on it? I hate cats their always : crapping in my flowerbeds. You hate fish too... |
How to make a trout explode?
"Alex Buell" wrote in message . munted.org.uk... On Fri, 9 Apr 2004, Nomen Nescio wrote: Hi, can anyone tell me how to go about preparing a trout so that it explodes when a cat bites on it? I hate cats their always crapping in my flowerbeds. Don't you *dare* go anywhere near my little pussy, or I shall do some very bad things to you. Wrong NG. Try alt.engr.explosives Steve |
How to make a trout explode?
"Gøñzølã" T o p @ S e c r e t . c o m wrote in message ...
"Nomen Nescio" wrote in message ... : Hi, can anyone tell me how to go about preparing a trout so that : it explodes when a cat bites on it? I hate cats their always : crapping in my flowerbeds. You hate fish too... -How do you get trout to live in flowerbeds in the first place? |
How to make a trout explode?
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How to make a trout explode?
-How do you get trout to live in flowerbeds in the first place?
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How to make a trout explode?
Mike wrote:
-How do you get trout to live in flowerbeds in the first place? standard gardening practice - water well and feed regulary A 'Rainbow' of colours ;-}? In the garden? "Brown" surely. -- http://gymratz.co.uk - UK's best bodybuilding supplements,gym equipment. http://gymratz.co.uk/hot-seat.htm - Live web-cam! TRADE PRICED SUPPLEMENTS for Personal Trainers or individual purchase. http://trade-price-supplements.co.uk |
How to make a trout explode?
cramer wrote in message om... "Gøñzølã" T o p @ S e c r e t . c o m wrote in message ... "Nomen Nescio" wrote in message ... : Hi, can anyone tell me how to go about preparing a trout so that : it explodes when a cat bites on it? I hate cats their always : crapping in my flowerbeds. You hate fish too... -How do you get trout to live in flowerbeds in the first place? Rather than wiring a poor fish just spread moth crystals to deter the cats. Moth crystals can be safely obtained from a moth mine but depending on your locality you may need a mining permit. Other odors than run the cats away are menthol, wormwood and nutmeg. Any natural food store or drugstore( chemists to you) should have the natural oils. |
How to make a trout explode?
"redclay" wrote in message ... cramer wrote in message om... "Gøñzølã" T o p @ S e c r e t . c o m wrote in message ... "Nomen Nescio" wrote in message ... : Hi, can anyone tell me how to go about preparing a trout so that : it explodes when a cat bites on it? I hate cats their always : crapping in my flowerbeds. You hate fish too... -How do you get trout to live in flowerbeds in the first place? Rather than wiring a poor fish just spread moth crystals to deter the cats. Moth crystals can be safely obtained from a moth mine but depending on your locality you may need a mining permit. Other odors than run the cats away are menthol, wormwood and nutmeg. Any natural food store or drugstore( chemists to you) should have the natural oils. You would be better off using moth-balls. First, catch as many moths as you can........................... |
How to make a trout explode?
You would be better off using moth-balls. First, catch as many moths as you can........................... Difficult. On a par with 'Sparrow's Kneecaps' Now Brass Monkeys are a little easier Mike |
How to make a trout explode?
On Sun, 11 Apr 2004 21:34:53 +0100, "Zipadee Doodar"
wrote: "redclay" wrote in message ... cramer wrote in message om... "Gøñzølã" T o p @ S e c r e t . c o m wrote in message ... "Nomen Nescio" wrote in message ... : Hi, can anyone tell me how to go about preparing a trout so that : it explodes when a cat bites on it? I hate cats their always : crapping in my flowerbeds. You hate fish too... -How do you get trout to live in flowerbeds in the first place? Rather than wiring a poor fish just spread moth crystals to deter the cats. Moth crystals can be safely obtained from a moth mine but depending on your locality you may need a mining permit. Other odors than run the cats away are menthol, wormwood and nutmeg. Any natural food store or drugstore( chemists to you) should have the natural oils. You would be better off using moth-balls. First, catch as many moths as you can........................... better still, get yourself down to Bristol Zoo, and get hold of some Lion shit, spread this on your flowerbeds, good fertilizer, and no more cats. not sure whether this will attract lions though? Stephen Parry London W11 |
How to make a trout explode?
"Stephen Parry" wrote in message ... On Sun, 11 Apr 2004 21:34:53 +0100, "Zipadee Doodar" wrote: "redclay" wrote in message ... cramer wrote in message om... "Gøñzølã" T o p @ S e c r e t . c o m wrote in message ... "Nomen Nescio" wrote in message ... : Hi, can anyone tell me how to go about preparing a trout so that : it explodes when a cat bites on it? I hate cats their always : crapping in my flowerbeds. You hate fish too... -How do you get trout to live in flowerbeds in the first place? Rather than wiring a poor fish just spread moth crystals to deter the cats. Moth crystals can be safely obtained from a moth mine but depending on your locality you may need a mining permit. Other odors than run the cats away are menthol, wormwood and nutmeg. Any natural food store or drugstore( chemists to you) should have the natural oils. You would be better off using moth-balls. First, catch as many moths as you can........................... better still, get yourself down to Bristol Zoo, and get hold of some Lion shit, spread this on your flowerbeds, good fertilizer, and no more cats. not sure whether this will attract lions though? Stephen Parry London W11 Thus swapping small cat shit for big cat shit. Hmmm...... |
How to make a trout explode?
shazzbat wrote:
"Stephen Parry" wrote: [snip] better still, get yourself down to Bristol Zoo, and get hold of some Lion shit, spread this on your flowerbeds, good fertilizer, and no more cats. not sure whether this will attract lions though? Stephen Parry London W11 Thus swapping small cat shit for big cat shit. Hmmm...... Big cat shit you place carefully around your garden - which will turn itself into useful soil for yer plants eventually, rather than small cat shit buried in your garden by a furry vandal intent on digging up your herbs just so it can have a crap. It's worth it. Quite a lot of smelly things will keep cats away, but they mostly wash away in the first bit of rain you get. Lion shit works for longer, so I'm told. And it keeps the lions away - just try it. You won't have *any* of the buggers wrecking your flower beds. I like cats and gardening. But I've no illusions about the destructive nature of the wee beasties. Rowland. -- Remove the animal for email address: PGP pub key 0x62DCCA78 Sorry - the spam got to me http://www.mag-uk.org UK biker? Join MAG and help keep bureaucracy at bay |
How to make a trout explode?
Most of us love cats. They taste like chicken.
Dwayne "Rowland McDonnell" wrote in message ... shazzbat wrote: "Stephen Parry" wrote: [snip] better still, get yourself down to Bristol Zoo, and get hold of some Lion shit, spread this on your flowerbeds, good fertilizer, and no more cats. not sure whether this will attract lions though? Stephen Parry London W11 Thus swapping small cat shit for big cat shit. Hmmm...... Big cat shit you place carefully around your garden - which will turn itself into useful soil for yer plants eventually, rather than small cat shit buried in your garden by a furry vandal intent on digging up your herbs just so it can have a crap. It's worth it. Quite a lot of smelly things will keep cats away, but they mostly wash away in the first bit of rain you get. Lion shit works for longer, so I'm told. And it keeps the lions away - just try it. You won't have *any* of the buggers wrecking your flower beds. I like cats and gardening. But I've no illusions about the destructive nature of the wee beasties. Rowland. -- Remove the animal for email address: PGP pub key 0x62DCCA78 Sorry - the spam got to me http://www.mag-uk.org UK biker? Join MAG and help keep bureaucracy at bay |
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