Hi, can anyone tell me how to go about preparing a trout so that
it explodes when a cat bites on it? I hate cats their always
crapping in my flowerbeds.

On Fri, 9 Apr 2004, Nomen Nescio wrote:

Hi, can anyone tell me how to go about preparing a trout so that it
explodes when a cat bites on it? I hate cats their always crapping in my
flowerbeds.

Don't you *dare* go anywhere near my little pussy, or I shall do some very
bad things to you.

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"Nomen Nescio" wrote in message
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: Hi, can anyone tell me how to go about preparing a trout so that
: it explodes when a cat bites on it? I hate cats their always
: crapping in my flowerbeds.

You hate fish too...

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On Fri, 9 Apr 2004, Nomen Nescio wrote:

Hi, can anyone tell me how to go about preparing a trout so that it
explodes when a cat bites on it? I hate cats their always crapping in my
flowerbeds.

Don't you *dare* go anywhere near my little pussy, or I shall do some very
bad things to you.

Wrong NG. Try alt.engr.explosives

Steve

"Gøñzølã" T o p @ S e c r e t . c o m wrote in message ...
"Nomen Nescio" wrote in message
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: Hi, can anyone tell me how to go about preparing a trout so that
: it explodes when a cat bites on it? I hate cats their always
: crapping in my flowerbeds.

You hate fish too...
-How do you get trout to live in flowerbeds in the first place?

On 9 Apr 2004 16:19:02 -0700, (cramer) wrote:

"Gøñzølã" T o p @ S e c r e t . c o m wrote in message ...
"Nomen Nescio" wrote in message
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: Hi, can anyone tell me how to go about preparing a trout so that
: it explodes when a cat bites on it? I hate cats their always
: crapping in my flowerbeds.

You hate fish too...
-How do you get trout to live in flowerbeds in the first place?


standard gardening practice -

water well and feed regulary

-How do you get trout to live in flowerbeds in the first place?


standard gardening practice -

water well and feed regulary

A 'Rainbow' of colours ;-}?


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Mike wrote:

-How do you get trout to live in flowerbeds in the first place?


standard gardening practice -

water well and feed regulary


A 'Rainbow' of colours ;-}?

In the garden?
"Brown" surely.

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cramer wrote in message
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"Gøñzølã" T o p @ S e c r e t . c o m wrote in message
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"Nomen Nescio" wrote in message
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: Hi, can anyone tell me how to go about preparing a trout so that
: it explodes when a cat bites on it? I hate cats their always
: crapping in my flowerbeds.
You hate fish too...
-How do you get trout to live in flowerbeds in the first place?
Rather than wiring a poor fish just spread moth crystals to deter the cats.
Moth crystals can be safely obtained from a moth mine but depending on your
locality you may need a mining permit. Other odors than run the cats away
are menthol, wormwood and nutmeg. Any natural food store or drugstore(
chemists to you) should have the natural oils.

"redclay" wrote in message
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cramer wrote in message
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"Gøñzølã" T o p @ S e c r e t . c o m wrote in message
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"Nomen Nescio" wrote in message
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: Hi, can anyone tell me how to go about preparing a trout so that
: it explodes when a cat bites on it? I hate cats their always
: crapping in my flowerbeds.
You hate fish too...
-How do you get trout to live in flowerbeds in the first place?
Rather than wiring a poor fish just spread moth crystals to deter the
cats.
Moth crystals can be safely obtained from a moth mine but depending on
your
locality you may need a mining permit. Other odors than run the cats away
are menthol, wormwood and nutmeg. Any natural food store or drugstore(
chemists to you) should have the natural oils.

You would be better off using moth-balls. First, catch as many moths as you
can...........................

You would be better off using moth-balls. First, catch as many moths as
you
can...........................


Difficult. On a par with 'Sparrow's Kneecaps'

Now Brass Monkeys are a little easier

Mike

On Sun, 11 Apr 2004 21:34:53 +0100, "Zipadee Doodar"
wrote:


"redclay" wrote in message
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cramer wrote in message
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"Gøñzølã" T o p @ S e c r e t . c o m wrote in message
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"Nomen Nescio" wrote in message
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: Hi, can anyone tell me how to go about preparing a trout so that
: it explodes when a cat bites on it? I hate cats their always
: crapping in my flowerbeds.
You hate fish too...
-How do you get trout to live in flowerbeds in the first place?
Rather than wiring a poor fish just spread moth crystals to deter the
cats.
Moth crystals can be safely obtained from a moth mine but depending on
your
locality you may need a mining permit. Other odors than run the cats away
are menthol, wormwood and nutmeg. Any natural food store or drugstore(
chemists to you) should have the natural oils.

You would be better off using moth-balls. First, catch as many moths as you
can...........................

better still, get yourself down to Bristol Zoo, and get hold of some
Lion shit, spread this on your flowerbeds, good fertilizer, and no
more cats. not sure whether this will attract lions though?
Stephen Parry London W11

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On Sun, 11 Apr 2004 21:34:53 +0100, "Zipadee Doodar"
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"redclay" wrote in message
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cramer wrote in message
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"Gøñzølã" T o p @ S e c r e t . c o m wrote in message
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"Nomen Nescio" wrote in message
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: Hi, can anyone tell me how to go about preparing a trout so that
: it explodes when a cat bites on it? I hate cats their always
: crapping in my flowerbeds.
You hate fish too...
-How do you get trout to live in flowerbeds in the first place?
Rather than wiring a poor fish just spread moth crystals to deter the
cats.
Moth crystals can be safely obtained from a moth mine but depending on
your
locality you may need a mining permit. Other odors than run the cats
away
are menthol, wormwood and nutmeg. Any natural food store or drugstore(
chemists to you) should have the natural oils.

You would be better off using moth-balls. First, catch as many moths as
you
can...........................

better still, get yourself down to Bristol Zoo, and get hold of some
Lion shit, spread this on your flowerbeds, good fertilizer, and no
more cats. not sure whether this will attract lions though?
Stephen Parry London W11

Thus swapping small cat shit for big cat shit. Hmmm......

shazzbat wrote:

"Stephen Parry" wrote:
[snip]

better still, get yourself down to Bristol Zoo, and get hold of some
Lion shit, spread this on your flowerbeds, good fertilizer, and no
more cats. not sure whether this will attract lions though?
Stephen Parry London W11

Thus swapping small cat shit for big cat shit. Hmmm......

Big cat shit you place carefully around your garden - which will turn
itself into useful soil for yer plants eventually, rather than small cat
shit buried in your garden by a furry vandal intent on digging up your
herbs just so it can have a crap. It's worth it.

Quite a lot of smelly things will keep cats away, but they mostly wash
away in the first bit of rain you get. Lion shit works for longer, so
I'm told. And it keeps the lions away - just try it. You won't have
*any* of the buggers wrecking your flower beds.

I like cats and gardening. But I've no illusions about the destructive
nature of the wee beasties.

Rowland.


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"Rowland McDonnell" wrote in message
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shazzbat wrote:

"Stephen Parry" wrote:
[snip]

better still, get yourself down to Bristol Zoo, and get hold of some
Lion shit, spread this on your flowerbeds, good fertilizer, and no
more cats. not sure whether this will attract lions though?
Stephen Parry London W11

Thus swapping small cat shit for big cat shit. Hmmm......

Big cat shit you place carefully around your garden - which will turn
itself into useful soil for yer plants eventually, rather than small cat
shit buried in your garden by a furry vandal intent on digging up your
herbs just so it can have a crap. It's worth it.

Quite a lot of smelly things will keep cats away, but they mostly wash
away in the first bit of rain you get. Lion shit works for longer, so
I'm told. And it keeps the lions away - just try it. You won't have
*any* of the buggers wrecking your flower beds.

I like cats and gardening. But I've no illusions about the destructive
nature of the wee beasties.

Rowland.


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