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21-07-2004, 09:31 PM
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Slug Killing .... THere seems to be an absence of net nannies today, how strange.
On Fri, 16 Jul 2004 22:53:07 GMT, "Just Molly"
wrote: "Jabba" wrote in message ... Just been into the back garden to reduce the number of little buggers in my garden .... always a nice feeling ! Do you put wellies on and play 'hop squash'? it's much more fun bare footed. -- Martin Not a net nanny in sight when trolls are abusing wildlife in their off topic posts. But when there is a post defending wildlife, there is a ratio of 75/1 against the post by the net nannies. This is obscene and not to be allowed to continue. The circuit judge has deemed foul play. The penalty for supporting insurgents is 15 pro wildlife posts in defense of slugs and other mollusc's. The circuit judge wants it known that what's good for the goose will always be good for the gander. No further correspondence will be entered into. The judges decision is final. If this strange anomaly persists, further, the judge has deemed the BotGods will be summoned to restore order. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. Next case please. SUPPORT ISRAEL Myths & Facts Online A Guide to the Arab-Israeli Conflict By Mitchell G. Bard http://tinyurl.com/ysepr +------------------------+ | NO PLONKING ZONE | +------------------------+ | | | | | | | ..| |.. .| |.. ...\| |/.... \| |/.. ********************************************** 'You can't win 'em all.' Lord Haw Haw. Since I stopped donating money to CONservation hooligan charities Like the RSPB, Woodland Trust and all the other fat cat charities I am in the top 0.217% richest people in the world. There are 5,986,950,449 people poorer than me If you're really interested I am the 13,049,551 richest person in the world. And I'm keeping the bloody lot. So sue me. http://www.globalrichlist.com/ Newsgroup ettiquette 1) Tell everyone the Trolls don't bother you. 2) Say you've killfiled them, yet continue to respond. 3) Tell other people off who repsond despite doing so yourself. 4) Continually talk about Trolls while maintaining they're having no effect. 5) Publicly post killfile rules so the Trolls know how to avoid them. 6) Make lame legal threats and other barrel scraping manoeuvres when your abuse reports are ignored. 7) Eat vast quantities of pies. 8) Forget to brush your teeth for several decades. 9) Help a demon.local poster with their email while secretly reading it. 10) Pretend you're a hard ******* when in fact you're as bent as a roundabout. 11) Become the laughing stock of Usenet like Mabbet 12) Die of old age 13) Keep paying Dr Chartham his fees and hope one day you will have a penis the girls can see. --------------------------------------- "If you would'nt talk to them in a bar, don't *uckin' vote for them" "Australia was not *discovered* it was invaded" The Big Yin. Need a fake diploma for fun? contact my collegues Malcolm Ogilvie or Michael Saunby who both bought one and got one free, only $15 each, have as many as you like www.fakediplomas.com |
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21-07-2004, 11:13 PM
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Slug Killing .... THere seems to be an absence of net nannies today, how strange.
On Fri, 16 Jul 2004 22:53:07 GMT, "Just Molly"
wrote: "Jabba" wrote in message ... Just been into the back garden to reduce the number of little buggers in my garden .... always a nice feeling ! Do you put wellies on and play 'hop squash'? it's much more fun bare footed. -- Martin Not a net nanny in sight when trolls are abusing wildlife in their off topic posts. But when there is a post defending wildlife, there is a ratio of 75/1 against the post by the net nannies. This is obscene and not to be allowed to continue. The circuit judge has deemed foul play. The penalty for supporting insurgents is 15 pro wildlife posts in defense of slugs and other mollusc's. The circuit judge wants it known that what's good for the goose will always be good for the gander. No further correspondence will be entered into. The judges decision is final. If this strange anomaly persists, further, the judge has deemed the BotGods will be summoned to restore order. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. Next case please. SUPPORT ISRAEL Myths & Facts Online A Guide to the Arab-Israeli Conflict By Mitchell G. Bard http://tinyurl.com/ysepr +------------------------+ | NO PLONKING ZONE | +------------------------+ | | | | | | | ..| |.. .| |.. ...\| |/.... \| |/.. ********************************************** 'You can't win 'em all.' Lord Haw Haw. Since I stopped donating money to CONservation hooligan charities Like the RSPB, Woodland Trust and all the other fat cat charities I am in the top 0.217% richest people in the world. There are 5,986,950,449 people poorer than me If you're really interested I am the 13,049,551 richest person in the world. And I'm keeping the bloody lot. So sue me. http://www.globalrichlist.com/ Newsgroup ettiquette 1) Tell everyone the Trolls don't bother you. 2) Say you've killfiled them, yet continue to respond. 3) Tell other people off who repsond despite doing so yourself. 4) Continually talk about Trolls while maintaining they're having no effect. 5) Publicly post killfile rules so the Trolls know how to avoid them. 6) Make lame legal threats and other barrel scraping manoeuvres when your abuse reports are ignored. 7) Eat vast quantities of pies. 8) Forget to brush your teeth for several decades. 9) Help a demon.local poster with their email while secretly reading it. 10) Pretend you're a hard ******* when in fact you're as bent as a roundabout. 11) Become the laughing stock of Usenet like Mabbet 12) Die of old age 13) Keep paying Dr Chartham his fees and hope one day you will have a penis the girls can see. --------------------------------------- "If you would'nt talk to them in a bar, don't *uckin' vote for them" "Australia was not *discovered* it was invaded" The Big Yin. Need a fake diploma for fun? contact my collegues Malcolm Ogilvie or Michael Saunby who both bought one and got one free, only $15 each, have as many as you like www.fakediplomas.com |
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22-07-2004, 12:25 AM
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Slug Killing .... THere seems to be an absence of net nannies today, how strange.
On Fri, 16 Jul 2004 22:53:07 GMT, "Just Molly"
wrote: "Jabba" wrote in message ... Just been into the back garden to reduce the number of little buggers in my garden .... always a nice feeling ! Do you put wellies on and play 'hop squash'? it's much more fun bare footed. -- Martin Not a net nanny in sight when trolls are abusing wildlife in their off topic posts. But when there is a post defending wildlife, there is a ratio of 75/1 against the post by the net nannies. This is obscene and not to be allowed to continue. The circuit judge has deemed foul play. The penalty for supporting insurgents is 15 pro wildlife posts in defense of slugs and other mollusc's. The circuit judge wants it known that what's good for the goose will always be good for the gander. No further correspondence will be entered into. The judges decision is final. If this strange anomaly persists, further, the judge has deemed the BotGods will be summoned to restore order. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. Next case please. SUPPORT ISRAEL Myths & Facts Online A Guide to the Arab-Israeli Conflict By Mitchell G. Bard http://tinyurl.com/ysepr +------------------------+ | NO PLONKING ZONE | +------------------------+ | | | | | | | ..| |.. .| |.. ...\| |/.... \| |/.. ********************************************** 'You can't win 'em all.' Lord Haw Haw. Since I stopped donating money to CONservation hooligan charities Like the RSPB, Woodland Trust and all the other fat cat charities I am in the top 0.217% richest people in the world. There are 5,986,950,449 people poorer than me If you're really interested I am the 13,049,551 richest person in the world. And I'm keeping the bloody lot. So sue me. http://www.globalrichlist.com/ Newsgroup ettiquette 1) Tell everyone the Trolls don't bother you. 2) Say you've killfiled them, yet continue to respond. 3) Tell other people off who repsond despite doing so yourself. 4) Continually talk about Trolls while maintaining they're having no effect. 5) Publicly post killfile rules so the Trolls know how to avoid them. 6) Make lame legal threats and other barrel scraping manoeuvres when your abuse reports are ignored. 7) Eat vast quantities of pies. 8) Forget to brush your teeth for several decades. 9) Help a demon.local poster with their email while secretly reading it. 10) Pretend you're a hard ******* when in fact you're as bent as a roundabout. 11) Become the laughing stock of Usenet like Mabbet 12) Die of old age 13) Keep paying Dr Chartham his fees and hope one day you will have a penis the girls can see. --------------------------------------- "If you would'nt talk to them in a bar, don't *uckin' vote for them" "Australia was not *discovered* it was invaded" The Big Yin. Need a fake diploma for fun? contact my collegues Malcolm Ogilvie or Michael Saunby who both bought one and got one free, only $15 each, have as many as you like www.fakediplomas.com |
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