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Kate Morgan 18-08-2004 10:09 AM

Happy 80th Birthday
 


Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday dear Franz
Happy Birthday to you



Janet


and so say all of us :-)

Franz Heymann 18-08-2004 11:39 AM


"Janet Baraclough.." wrote in
message ...

Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday dear Franz
Happy Birthday to you


Even if I am a cantankerous old argumentative octogenarian?

Many thanks, Janet. I appreciate it more than you realise.

But to get to the point: How on earth did you discover when my
birthday is, a n that I am not a mere youngster?

Franz



Janet




Franz Heymann 18-08-2004 11:41 AM


"Kate Morgan" wrote in message
. ..


Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday dear Franz
Happy Birthday to you



Janet


and so say all of us :-)


You are most kind and thoughtful. I really do appreciate your good
wishes.

Franz



Franz Heymann 18-08-2004 11:46 AM


"Martin" wrote in message
...
On Wed, 18 Aug 2004 09:09:01 +0100, Janet Baraclough..
wrote:


Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday dear Franz
Happy Birthday to you


Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday dear Franz
Happy Birthday to you!


I bet you are only doing this to see if I will falter under the weight
of these good wishes. Nevertheless, I would like to let you know how
much I appreciate that I do have friends in urg..

Franz



Kay 18-08-2004 12:06 PM

In article , Franz Heymann
writes

"Janet Baraclough.." wrote in
message ...

Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday dear Franz
Happy Birthday to you


And from me too

Even if I am a cantankerous old argumentative octogenarian?

Many thanks, Janet. I appreciate it more than you realise.

But to get to the point: How on earth did you discover when my
birthday is, a n that I am not a mere youngster?

I think we all knew you were not a mere youngster (1) - you've posted a
few historical notes in urg ;-)

(1) these terms are relative of course - I know several people who would
still consider you a youngster!
--
Kay
"Do not insult the crocodile until you have crossed the river"


GOOD GOLLY MISS mOLLY 18-08-2004 01:32 PM


"Franz Heymann" wrote in message
...

"Janet Baraclough.." wrote in
message ...

Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday dear Franz
Happy Birthday to you


Even if I am a cantankerous old argumentative octogenarian?

Many thanks, Janet. I appreciate it more than you realise.

But to get to the point: How on earth did you discover when my
birthday is, a n that I am not a mere youngster?

Give 'im the bumps I say :0)



BAC 18-08-2004 02:35 PM


"GOOD GOLLY MISS mOLLY" wrote in message
...

"Franz Heymann" wrote in message
...

"Janet Baraclough.." wrote in
message ...

Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday dear Franz
Happy Birthday to you


Even if I am a cantankerous old argumentative octogenarian?

Many thanks, Janet. I appreciate it more than you realise.

But to get to the point: How on earth did you discover when my
birthday is, a n that I am not a mere youngster?

Give 'im the bumps I say :0)



That custom seems to have all but died out, I fear. Besides, he might prefer
a tradition associated with a country other than England, there are quite a
few to choose from, according to
http://www.ebirthdaycards.org/traditions.htm



Franz Heymann 18-08-2004 02:49 PM


"Martin" wrote in message
...
On Wed, 18 Aug 2004 10:39:25 +0000 (UTC), "Franz Heymann"
wrote:


"Janet Baraclough.." wrote in
message ...

Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday dear Franz
Happy Birthday to you


Even if I am a cantankerous old argumentative octogenarian?

Many thanks, Janet. I appreciate it more than you realise.

But to get to the point: How on earth did you discover when my
birthday is, a n that I am not a mere youngster?


Ophelia wished you a happy birthday 12 months ago.
You mentioned recently that you weren't 80 until your next birthday.


Ahhh......some folk are able to work out that 79 and 1 make 80.

Franz



Franz Heymann 18-08-2004 02:51 PM


"GOOD GOLLY MISS mOLLY" wrote in
message ...

"Franz Heymann" wrote in message
...

"Janet Baraclough.." wrote

in
message ...

Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday dear Franz
Happy Birthday to you


Even if I am a cantankerous old argumentative octogenarian?

Many thanks, Janet. I appreciate it more than you realise.

But to get to the point: How on earth did you discover when my
birthday is, a n that I am not a mere youngster?

Give 'im the bumps I say :0)


Does a double sized single of Laphroig count a one or two of the
bumps?

Franz





Franz Heymann 18-08-2004 02:54 PM


"Kay" wrote in message
...
In article , Franz Heymann
writes

"Janet Baraclough.." wrote in
message ...

Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday dear Franz
Happy Birthday to you


And from me too


Thank you, Kay. My friends in urg have made my day.
Would you like some of your Helxine back? It is overrunning its
allotted space.


[snip, lest Janet chides me again for bad editing practice]]

Franz



Kay 18-08-2004 05:03 PM

In article , Franz Heymann notfranz.
writes


Thank you, Kay. My friends in urg have made my day.
Would you like some of your Helxine back? It is overrunning its
allotted space.


giggle

You should know by now that if urglers have plants to give away, it's
because they have outrun their allotted space ;-)

I can give you some of Jill Bell's white flowered herb Robert to go with
it, if you like? And some of her Euphorbia cyparissius variety, with
lovely red new leaves. And chuck you in some Euphorbia robbii while I'm
at it.
--
Kay
"Do not insult the crocodile until you have crossed the river"


Robert 18-08-2004 06:49 PM

Happy Birthday Franz, you don't know me but we have 'corresponded' a few
times.




David Hill 18-08-2004 07:24 PM

Martin said ".....shhh! he's blowing out all those candles :-)....."


Sorry Martin its not candles but a bonfire.

Have a great birthday Franz and many more years in URG.


--
David Hill
Abacus nurseries
www.abacus-nurseries.co.uk





Alan Gould 18-08-2004 07:43 PM

In article , Franz Heymann
writes

"Janet Baraclough.." wrote in
message ...

Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday dear Franz
Happy Birthday to you


Even if I am a cantankerous old argumentative octogenarian?

Yes indeed - from a c.o.a. septuagenarian.
Keep digging Franz!
--
Alan & Joan Gould - North Lincs.

Franz Heymann 18-08-2004 10:14 PM


"David Hill" wrote in message
...
Martin said ".....shhh! he's blowing out all those candles

:-)....."


Sorry Martin its not candles but a bonfire.

Have a great birthday Franz and many more years in URG.


Many thanks, David. I really did not realise how many friends I have
made in URG, in spite of my cantankerousness.

Franz



Franz Heymann 18-08-2004 10:14 PM


"Kay" wrote in message
...
In article , Franz Heymann

notfranz.
writes


Thank you, Kay. My friends in urg have made my day.
Would you like some of your Helxine back? It is overrunning its
allotted space.


giggle

You should know by now that if urglers have plants to give away,

it's
because they have outrun their allotted space ;-)

I can give you some of Jill Bell's white flowered herb Robert to go

with
it, if you like? And some of her Euphorbia cyparissius variety, with
lovely red new leaves. And chuck you in some Euphorbia robbii while

I'm
at it.


Thanks for the offer. I already have most of those in profusion. I
also have an ever increasing patch of Euphorbia griffithi which my
better half refuses to allow me to "control". {:-((

Franz



Franz Heymann 18-08-2004 10:14 PM


"BAC" wrote in message
.. .

"GOOD GOLLY MISS mOLLY" wrote in

message
...

"Franz Heymann" wrote in

message
...

"Janet Baraclough.." wrote

in
message ...

Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday dear Franz
Happy Birthday to you

Even if I am a cantankerous old argumentative octogenarian?

Many thanks, Janet. I appreciate it more than you realise.

But to get to the point: How on earth did you discover when my
birthday is, a n that I am not a mere youngster?

Give 'im the bumps I say :0)



That custom seems to have all but died out, I fear. Besides, he

might prefer
a tradition associated with a country other than England, there are

quite a
few to choose from, according to
http://www.ebirthdaycards.org/traditions.htm


That made an interesting read.

Franz



Franz Heymann 18-08-2004 10:14 PM


"Robert" wrote in message
...
Happy Birthday Franz, you don't know me but we have 'corresponded' a

few
times.


Many thanks, Robert.

Franz



Franz Heymann 18-08-2004 10:14 PM


"Alan Gould" wrote in message
...
In article , Franz Heymann
writes

"Janet Baraclough.." wrote in
message ...

Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday dear Franz
Happy Birthday to you


Even if I am a cantankerous old argumentative octogenarian?

Yes indeed - from a c.o.a. septuagenarian.
Keep digging Franz!


Impossible. Most of my garden has less than 6 inches of soil over
shattered sandstone. It is even difficult to push stakes into the
ground. The interesting thing is that the soil is in fact quite well
drained.

Anyway, thanks for the good wishes, Alan.

Franz



Sacha 18-08-2004 10:49 PM

On 18/8/04 10:29, in article ,
"Martin" wrote:

On Wed, 18 Aug 2004 09:09:05 GMT, Kate Morgan
wrote:



Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday dear Franz
Happy Birthday to you



Janet


and so say all of us :-)


shhh! he's blowing out all those candles :-)


Or fainting from the heat! ;-) Happy Birthday!
--
Sacha
www.hillhousenursery.co.uk
South Devon
(remove the weeds to email me)


Sacha 18-08-2004 10:51 PM

On 18/8/04 14:51, in article , "Franz
Heymann" wrote:


"GOOD GOLLY MISS mOLLY" wrote in
message ...

"Franz Heymann" wrote in message
...

"Janet Baraclough.." wrote

in
message ...

Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday dear Franz
Happy Birthday to you

Even if I am a cantankerous old argumentative octogenarian?

Many thanks, Janet. I appreciate it more than you realise.

But to get to the point: How on earth did you discover when my
birthday is, a n that I am not a mere youngster?

Give 'im the bumps I say :0)


Does a double sized single of Laphroig count a one or two of the
bumps?

No, it means you're calling the shots!
--
Sacha
www.hillhousenursery.co.uk
South Devon
(remove the weeds to email me)


JennyC 19-08-2004 07:30 AM


"Franz Heymann" wrote

http://www.ebirthdaycards.org/traditions.htm


That made an interesting read.
Franz


I read it too and found the description of Dutch tradition a little
lacking.............The 'birthday bash' is about the only thing I HATE about
Holland. It's a minefield of rules, tradition and one can easily upset all and
sundry by not complying with the (unspoken) rules"~(

Found this site which covers it well :
http://www.haarlemshuffle.com/expatzone/life/page2.html

Jenny



jane 19-08-2004 09:13 AM

On Wed, 18 Aug 2004 09:09:01 +0100, Janet Baraclough..
wrote:

~
~ Happy Birthday to you
~ Happy Birthday to you
~ Happy Birthday dear Franz
~ Happy Birthday to you
~

oh! Missed this post yesterday...

Happy birthday from me, too!

--
jane

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone,
you may still exist but you have ceased to live.
Mark Twain

Please remove onmaps from replies, thanks!

Franz Heymann 19-08-2004 10:13 AM


"Sacha" wrote in message
k...
On 18/8/04 10:29, in article

,
"Martin" wrote:

On Wed, 18 Aug 2004 09:09:05 GMT, Kate Morgan
wrote:



Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday dear Franz
Happy Birthday to you



Janet

and so say all of us :-)


shhh! he's blowing out all those candles :-)


Or fainting from the heat! ;-) Happy Birthday!


You do not know how much I appreciate the good wishes from you, Sacha.
I thought you had killfiled me because I expressed some critical words
about you some while ago. May I take it that that is all dead and
buried now?

Franz



Sacha 19-08-2004 11:01 AM

On 19/8/04 10:13, in article , "Franz
Heymann" wrote:
snip

You do not know how much I appreciate the good wishes from you, Sacha.
I thought you had killfiled me because I expressed some critical words
about you some while ago. May I take it that that is all dead and
buried now?

Franz

Oh, Franz. If everyone who has ever crossed swords with someone else on
this group stopped 'talking' to them, the entire group would be dead and
buried by now!! My own initial sorties here were a very bumpy ride, I can
tell you. The hatchet is buried and not between our shoulder blades. ;-)
--
Sacha
www.hillhousenursery.co.uk
South Devon
(remove the weeds to email me)


Mike Lyle 19-08-2004 01:54 PM

"Franz Heymann" wrote in message ...
"Alan Gould" wrote in message
...
In article , Franz Heymann
writes

"Janet Baraclough.." wrote in
message ...

Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday dear Franz
Happy Birthday to you

Even if I am a cantankerous old argumentative octogenarian?

Yes indeed - from a c.o.a. septuagenarian.
Keep digging Franz!


Impossible. Most of my garden has less than 6 inches of soil over
shattered sandstone. It is even difficult to push stakes into the
ground. The interesting thing is that the soil is in fact quite well
drained.

Anyway, thanks for the good wishes, Alan.


Sorry I missed the party, Franz. Many more of them, and keep
cantankering!

I didn't get you a present; but if you like I'll start an argument
about why you seem surprised that a shattered sandstone subsoil should
be quite well drained...My last garden was on boulder clay, while only
five miles off they were on the Devonian red stuff: the timing
difference was dramatic, but our late soil cropped more heavily.

Mike.

Franz Heymann 19-08-2004 03:37 PM


"Martin" wrote in message
...
On Wed, 18 Aug 2004 22:49:46 +0100, Sacha
wrote:

On 18/8/04 10:29, in article

,
"Martin" wrote:

On Wed, 18 Aug 2004 09:09:05 GMT, Kate Morgan
wrote:



Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday dear Franz
Happy Birthday to you



Janet

and so say all of us :-)

shhh! he's blowing out all those candles :-)


Or fainting from the heat! ;-) Happy Birthday!


Franz flambee? :-)


I assume that, like me, you are omnivorous. But I did not realise
that you might actually be homosapiensiverous.

{:-))

Franz




Franz Heymann 19-08-2004 03:37 PM


"Sacha" wrote in message
k...
On 19/8/04 10:13, in article ,

"Franz
Heymann" wrote:
snip

You do not know how much I appreciate the good wishes from you,

Sacha.
I thought you had killfiled me because I expressed some critical

words
about you some while ago. May I take it that that is all dead and
buried now?

Franz

Oh, Franz. If everyone who has ever crossed swords with someone

else on
this group stopped 'talking' to them, the entire group would be dead

and
buried by now!! My own initial sorties here were a very bumpy ride,

I can
tell you. The hatchet is buried and not between our shoulder

blades. ;-)

Right. Stand by for the next blast from me. {:-))

Franz



Franz Heymann 19-08-2004 03:37 PM


"JennyC" wrote in message
...

"Franz Heymann" wrote

http://www.ebirthdaycards.org/traditions.htm


That made an interesting read.
Franz


I read it too and found the description of Dutch tradition a little
lacking.............The 'birthday bash' is about the only thing I

HATE about
Holland. It's a minefield of rules, tradition and one can easily

upset all and
sundry by not complying with the (unspoken) rules"~(

Found this site which covers it well :
http://www.haarlemshuffle.com/expatzone/life/page2.html


I will have a look at it. In the meantime, it sounds as if it might
have affinities with what my friend in Holland once said the correct
form of addressing me in Holland would be, namely Zeer
HoochWeledelgeleerde Heer Professor Doktor Heymann

Franz



Franz Heymann 19-08-2004 03:37 PM


"Martin" wrote in message
...
On Thu, 19 Aug 2004 08:30:24 +0200, "JennyC"

wrote:


"Franz Heymann" wrote

http://www.ebirthdaycards.org/traditions.htm

That made an interesting read.
Franz


I read it too and found the description of Dutch tradition a little
lacking.............The 'birthday bash' is about the only thing I

HATE about
Holland.


Looks out of the window, black clouds, rain sheeting down, trees

bent
double, cats and small plants airborne Are you really really sure?

It's a minefield of rules, tradition and one can easily upset all

and
sundry by not complying with the (unspoken) rules"~(


birthdays catalogued on a planning sheet pinned to the toilet

door...

I have a brother who occupies the position of The Keeper of the Dates.
His timely reminders to all the family makes sure that nobody forgets
anybody's hatch, match and dispatch dates.

Franz




Franz Heymann 19-08-2004 03:37 PM


"jane" wrote in message
...
On Wed, 18 Aug 2004 09:09:01 +0100, Janet Baraclough..
wrote:

~
~ Happy Birthday to you
~ Happy Birthday to you
~ Happy Birthday dear Franz
~ Happy Birthday to you
~

oh! Missed this post yesterday...

Happy birthday from me, too!


Hello Jane,

How nice of you to send me those goood wishes.

Franz

--
jane

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone,
you may still exist but you have ceased to live.
Mark Twain

Please remove onmaps from replies, thanks!




Sacha 19-08-2004 03:55 PM

On 19/8/04 15:37, in article , "Franz
Heymann" wrote:


"Sacha" wrote in message
k...

snip
Oh, Franz. If everyone who has ever crossed swords with someone

else on
this group stopped 'talking' to them, the entire group would be dead

and
buried by now!! My own initial sorties here were a very bumpy ride,

I can
tell you. The hatchet is buried and not between our shoulder

blades. ;-)

Right. Stand by for the next blast from me. {:-))

Franz


After all those candles Franz, I'm sure you're a walking flamethrower! ;-)
--
Sacha
www.hillhousenursery.co.uk
South Devon
(remove the weeds to email me)


JennyC 19-08-2004 05:44 PM


"Franz Heymann" wrote
Found this site which covers it well :
http://www.haarlemshuffle.com/expatzone/life/page2.html


I will have a look at it. In the meantime, it sounds as if it might
have affinities with what my friend in Holland once said the correct
form of addressing me in Holland would be, namely Zeer
HoochWeledelgeleerde Heer Professor Doktor Heymann
Franz


Yep :~))
Jenny



Franz Heymann 19-08-2004 08:47 PM


"Mike Lyle" wrote in message
om...
"Franz Heymann" wrote in message

...
"Alan Gould" wrote in message
...
In article , Franz Heymann
writes

"Janet Baraclough.."

wrote in
message ...

Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday dear Franz
Happy Birthday to you

Even if I am a cantankerous old argumentative octogenarian?

Yes indeed - from a c.o.a. septuagenarian.
Keep digging Franz!


Impossible. Most of my garden has less than 6 inches of soil over
shattered sandstone. It is even difficult to push stakes into the
ground. The interesting thing is that the soil is in fact quite

well
drained.

Anyway, thanks for the good wishes, Alan.


Sorry I missed the party, Franz. Many more of them, and keep
cantankering!

I didn't get you a present; but if you like I'll start an argument
about why you seem surprised that a shattered sandstone subsoil

should
be quite well drained..My last garden was on boulder clay, while

only
five miles off they were on the Devonian red stuff: the timing
difference was dramatic, but our late soil cropped more heavily.


On second thoughts, the stuff between the stones is what will
determine the draining qualities of the soil. Mine, touch wood, is a
good loam, being the remnants of centuries old grass land.
Its only problem is that it is undiggable. For anything larger than a
plant bought in a 1 litre pot, I have to use a small hand pick to
clear a planting hole. Most of what I plant seem to be happy with the
situation.

I did try, but just could not find grounds for starting an argument.
Never mind, some future opportunity is bound to arrive some time or
other.

Franz




Franz Heymann 19-08-2004 10:31 PM


"Sacha" wrote in message
k...
On 19/8/04 15:37, in article ,

"Franz
Heymann" wrote:


[snip]

Right. Stand by for the next blast from me. {:-))

Franz


After all those candles Franz, I'm sure you're a walking

flamethrower! ;-)

{:-))

Franz



Franz Heymann 19-08-2004 10:31 PM


"Martin" wrote in message
...
On Thu, 19 Aug 2004 15:55:35 +0100, Sacha
wrote:

On 19/8/04 15:37, in article ,

"Franz
Heymann" wrote:


"Sacha" wrote in message
k...

snip
Oh, Franz. If everyone who has ever crossed swords with someone
else on
this group stopped 'talking' to them, the entire group would be

dead
and
buried by now!! My own initial sorties here were a very bumpy

ride,
I can
tell you. The hatchet is buried and not between our shoulder
blades. ;-)

Right. Stand by for the next blast from me. {:-))

Franz


After all those candles Franz, I'm sure you're a walking

flamethrower! ;-)

After all those drinks, he's probably a disaster waiting to happen.


I drink whisky in moderation. (The term "moderation" being as defined
by me) Whisky is good for both the soul and the body.

Franz



Franz Heymann 19-08-2004 10:31 PM


"Martin" wrote in message
...
On Thu, 19 Aug 2004 14:37:05 +0000 (UTC), "Franz Heymann"
wrote:


"JennyC" wrote in message
...

"Franz Heymann" wrote

http://www.ebirthdaycards.org/traditions.htm

That made an interesting read.
Franz

I read it too and found the description of Dutch tradition a

little
lacking.............The 'birthday bash' is about the only thing I

HATE about
Holland. It's a minefield of rules, tradition and one can easily

upset all and
sundry by not complying with the (unspoken) rules"~(

Found this site which covers it well :
http://www.haarlemshuffle.com/expatzone/life/page2.html


They seem to have missed buttered rusks covered in 100s and 1000s.


I will have a look at it. In the meantime, it sounds as if it

might
have affinities with what my friend in Holland once said the

correct
form of addressing me in Holland would be, namely Zeer
HoochWeledelgeleerde Heer Professor Doktor Heymann


Gawd now you have given away to Dutch speakers that you are not the
rambling village idiot after all :-)


But I am, Martin, I am.

Franz




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