On Sat, 16 Oct 2004 08:31:03 +0100, Jim Webster wrote:

On Fri, 15 Oct 2004 23:55:33 +0000 (GMT), Anonymous wrote:

For the turnips in uk.rec.gardening. Conditions of subscription.

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There are a number of mandatory conditions which you must first of all
meet prior to taking the decision to subscribe to groups in the above
hierarchy.

1.) The most important condition is that you must first and foremost be a
right dick head. However, to even contemplate joining such a bunch of out
and out weirdoes and sad *******s would indicate the possession of a such
a quality.

2.) The possesion of an authoritarian, pedantic and sexually
dysfunctional personality is mandatory. It has to be remarked that only
socially dysfunctional personalities do well in this hierarchy.

3.) You must also be ready to consort with the sort of individuals you
would not be seen dead with in public let alone arse licking them.

4.) The last condition is that you must be able to churn out, at the drop
of a hat, the most unimaginable incoherent mindless garbage by the skip
load with air of a pseudo working class intellectual. Arrant nonsense
will not suffice.

Thankyou,

MacKracken.


This is quite untrue. You presume we allow net nanny toss pots like franz,
martin, sacha and co to dictate to us in these froups, quite untrue. We
merely play with the loser trolls for our own amusement and they in turn
try to get their own back by attacking new members to the said froups.
Please don't allow them to be representative of most of us sane people
here.

Feel free to join in and participate here, any discussion is acceptable
and we do hope you enjoy your stay. One stipulation is that when you do
come across a sad net nanny you attack them with due vigor and amuse the
rest of us at their expense.

But leave the turnips at the gateway!
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ah