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Alan Titchmarsh
Alan Titchmarsh will be doing an autograph signing tonight (Wednesday
24th November 2004) at Debenhams in Guildford, Surrey, England. |
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"NUFC_1892" wrote in message m... Alan Titchmarsh will be doing an autograph signing tonight (Wednesday 24th November 2004) at Debenhams in Guildford, Surrey, England. Thanks for the warning. |
NUFC_1892 wrote:
Alan Titchmarsh will be doing an autograph signing tonight (Wednesday 24th November 2004) at Debenhams in Guildford, Surrey, England. I'm forming a posse to drive him out of town. Who's with me? ;) -- The scum also rises. -- Dr. Hunter S. Thompson |
bigboard wrote :
NUFC_1892 wrote: Alan Titchmarsh will be doing an autograph signing tonight (Wednesday 24th November 2004) at Debenhams in Guildford, Surrey, England. I'm forming a posse to drive him out of town. Who's with me? ;) YEE-HAW! Saddle up '-) |
In message , Lensman
writes bigboard wrote : NUFC_1892 wrote: Alan Titchmarsh will be doing an autograph signing tonight (Wednesday 24th November 2004) at Debenhams in Guildford, Surrey, England. I'm forming a posse to drive him out of town. Who's with me? ;) YEE-HAW! Saddle up '-) Stirring mode on:) - Will you be taking along some hounds? (PS I rather like Alan T.) -- June Hughes |
June Hughes wrote:
In message , Lensman writes bigboard wrote : NUFC_1892 wrote: Alan Titchmarsh will be doing an autograph signing tonight (Wednesday 24th November 2004) at Debenhams in Guildford, Surrey, England. I'm forming a posse to drive him out of town. Who's with me? ;) YEE-HAW! Saddle up '-) Stirring mode on:) - Will you be taking along some hounds? Only if you're coming along. /stirring mode (PS I rather like Alan T.) -- A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject. -- Winston Churchill |
"NUFC_1892" wrote in message m... Alan Titchmarsh will be doing an autograph signing tonight (Wednesday 24th November 2004) at Debenhams in Guildford, Surrey, England. Not that I really needed a reason to stay away from Guildford, but I'll bank the points anyway. -- Dave (Sgt. Pepper) Epsom, England Nikon D2H / D100 / Coolpix 5700 / Canon Ixus 400 / Paintshop Pro 8 My photo galleries at http://www.pbase.com/davecq |
Martin wrote :
On Wed, 24 Nov 2004 16:07:04 +0000, June Hughes wrote: In message , Lensman writes bigboard wrote : NUFC_1892 wrote: Alan Titchmarsh will be doing an autograph signing tonight (Wednesday 24th November 2004) at Debenhams in Guildford, Surrey, England. I'm forming a posse to drive him out of town. Who's with me? ;) YEE-HAW! Saddle up '-) Stirring mode on:) - Will you be taking along some hounds? (PS I rather like Alan T.) Somebody must. :-) loud baying noises Look it's only fair, 90% of Alan Titchmarshes die alone of old age and broken paws, cowering under a piece of discarded decking, or something. I'm not sure what happens to the rest though... '-) -- /------------------------------------------------------------\ | "Why are you so paranoid, Mulder?" | | "Oh, I don't know. Maybe it's because I find it | | hard to trust anybody." | \------------------------------------------------------------/ |
Somebody must. :-) Some people like Hitler, Maggie Thatcher, Beecham :-(( |
but if Charlie was gonna be there........
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In article , Lensman
writes bigboard wrote : NUFC_1892 wrote: Alan Titchmarsh will be doing an autograph signing tonight (Wednesday 24th November 2004) at Debenhams in Guildford, Surrey, England. I'm forming a posse to drive him out of town. Who's with me? ;) YEE-HAW! Saddle up '-) No, no! Keep him in Guildford, I say. That means he won't be in Leeds. -- Kay "Do not insult the crocodile until you have crossed the river" |
In message , Mike
writes Somebody must. :-) Some people like Hitler, Maggie Thatcher, Beecham :-(( That's altogether different. Not exactly as docile as AT. Anyway, I bet none of them were gardeners. -- June Hughes |
In message , Kay
writes In article , Lensman writes bigboard wrote : NUFC_1892 wrote: Alan Titchmarsh will be doing an autograph signing tonight (Wednesday 24th November 2004) at Debenhams in Guildford, Surrey, England. I'm forming a posse to drive him out of town. Who's with me? ;) YEE-HAW! Saddle up '-) No, no! Keep him in Guildford, I say. That means he won't be in Leeds. I can't understand why people don't like him, although I admit to not normally watching his programmes. I always thought of him as the Delia Smith of gardening but inferior to Percy Thrower. I don't like that daft programme with all the decking but I don't think it is on TV any more. -- June Hughes |
"Jim & Debbie" wrote in message ... but if Charlie was gonna be there........ Ah well ok that's a bit different, there's at least two reasons to turn up ;o) -- Dave (Sgt. Pepper) Epsom, England Nikon D2H / D100 / Coolpix 5700 / Canon Ixus 400 / Paintshop Pro 8 My photo galleries at http://www.pbase.com/davecq |
In article , "Jim & Debbie" writes: | | but if Charlie was gonna be there........ It wouldn't be hounds that would be baying after her .... Regards, Nick Maclaren. |
In article , June Hughes
writes In message , Kay writes In article , Lensman writes bigboard wrote : NUFC_1892 wrote: Alan Titchmarsh will be doing an autograph signing tonight (Wednesday 24th November 2004) at Debenhams in Guildford, Surrey, England. I'm forming a posse to drive him out of town. Who's with me? ;) YEE-HAW! Saddle up '-) No, no! Keep him in Guildford, I say. That means he won't be in Leeds. I can't understand why people don't like him, Irritating mock arguments with co presenters (why do programme makers today seem to think our attention will flag unless presenters argue with each other) and general 'I am a harmless idiot' style. And over- exposure. although I admit to not normally watching his programmes. I always thought of him as the Delia Smith of gardening Ah, well, I don't like her either. -- Kay "Do not insult the crocodile until you have crossed the river" |
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from June Hughes contains these words: In message , Mike writes Somebody must. :-) Some people like Hitler, Maggie Thatcher, Beecham :-(( That's altogether different. Not exactly as docile as AT. Anyway, I bet none of them were gardeners. Anyway, wossermatter with Beecham? He was a nice old buffer. -- Rusty Open the creaking gate to make a horrid.squeak, then lower the foobar. http://www.users.zetnet.co.uk/hi-fi/ |
In message , Jaques
d'Alltrades writes The message from June Hughes contains these words: In message , Mike writes Somebody must. :-) Some people like Hitler, Maggie Thatcher, Beecham :-(( That's altogether different. Not exactly as docile as AT. Anyway, I bet none of them were gardeners. Anyway, wossermatter with Beecham? He was a nice old buffer. Oh dear! He was tagged on the end. He was indeed a nice old buffer, although I should think he would have hated being called 'nice':) "There are two golden rules for an orchestra. Start together and finish together. The public doesn't give a damn what goes on in between." g -- June Hughes |
In message , Martin
writes On Wed, 24 Nov 2004 17:32:20 +0000, June Hughes wrote: In message , Mike writes Somebody must. :-) Some people like Hitler, Maggie Thatcher, Beecham :-(( That's altogether different. Not exactly as docile as AT. Anyway, I bet none of them were gardeners. Maggie Thatcher was famous for weeding her vegetables out of the cabinet. Not exactly what I had in mind:) -- June Hughes |
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from Martin contains these words: On Wed, 24 Nov 2004 20:46:28 GMT, Jaques d'Alltrades wrote: The message from June Hughes contains these words: In message , Mike writes Somebody must. :-) Some people like Hitler, Maggie Thatcher, Beecham :-(( That's altogether different. Not exactly as docile as AT. Anyway, I bet none of them were gardeners. Anyway, wossermatter with Beecham? He was a nice old buffer. Until he was stopped in his tracks. In 1961. Sadly missed by the Royal Philharmonic innit. -- Rusty Open the creaking gate to make a horrid.squeak, then lower the foobar. http://www.users.zetnet.co.uk/hi-fi/ |
That's altogether different. Not exactly as docile as AT. Anyway, I
bet none of them were gardeners. Maggie Thatcher was famous for weeding her vegetables out of the cabinet. -- Martin Thatcher's weedkiller was sprayed about willy nilly and killed many thriving industries and manufacturing plants. Her weedkiller ruined this country and she had the nerve to cry when she was kicked out of Downing Street. Pity she didn't go down like lots of hardworking people did. |
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Martin wrote: Maggie Thatcher was famous for weeding her vegetables out of the cabinet. Actually, the converse was true. Anyone who showed the slightest bit of spine (not necessarily hawthorn, as Howes didn't have much more than a damson) was weeded out. By the end, there were ONLY vegetables left - with sticky willy Whitelaw being the only one that anyone knew the name of even at the time. A challenge: name another, and position, at the time she finally got the most ancient Order of the Boot. Regards, Nick Maclaren. |
Nick Maclaren wrote:
In article , Martin wrote: Maggie Thatcher was famous for weeding her vegetables out of the cabinet. Actually, the converse was true. Anyone who showed the slightest bit of spine (not necessarily hawthorn, as Howes didn't have much more than a damson) was weeded out. By the end, there were ONLY vegetables left - with sticky willy Whitelaw being the only one that anyone knew the name of even at the time. A challenge: name another, and position, at the time she finally got the most ancient Order of the Boot. Major, J: Foreign Secretary? Tebbit, N: Barehanded Ratcatcher in Ordinary; Howard, M?: Night-Flyer Quite Extraordinary...umm...yep, otherwise, you're dead right. Mike. |
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from June Hughes contains these words: "There are two golden rules for an orchestra. Start together and finish together. The public doesn't give a damn what goes on in between." g I liked him when he was being sarcastic: soloist clarinet asked for a note, produces brilliant warble... "Gentlemen, you may take whichever of those notes you please..." OWTTE -- Rusty Open the creaking gate to make a horrid.squeak, then lower the foobar. http://www.users.zetnet.co.uk/hi-fi/ |
Jaques d'Alltrades wrote:
The message from June Hughes contains these words: "There are two golden rules for an orchestra. Start together and finish together. The public doesn't give a damn what goes on in between." g I liked him when he was being sarcastic: soloist clarinet asked for a note, produces brilliant warble... "Gentlemen, you may take whichever of those notes you please..." OWTTE And when he was being grand. One day when he was walking from place to place the weather got unexpectedly warmer, so he hailed a cab, gave the driver his (?)fur coat, and said "Follow me about." Mike. |
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"Jaques d'Alltrades" wrote in message k... The message from June Hughes contains these words: In message , Mike writes Somebody must. :-) Some people like Hitler, Maggie Thatcher, Beecham :-(( That's altogether different. Not exactly as docile as AT. Anyway, I bet none of them were gardeners. Anyway, wossermatter with Beecham? He was a nice old buffer. Which one? The one who sold the pills? The one who spent the profit making music? Franz |
"Kay" wrote in message ... [snip] I can't understand why people don't like him, Irritating mock arguments with co presenters (why do programme makers today seem to think our attention will flag unless presenters argue with each other) and general 'I am a harmless idiot' style. And over- exposure. Why blame him? he's only mouthing the script. Franz |
"Jim & Debbie" wrote in message ... but if Charlie was gonna be there........ What is she doing nowadays? I never see her on ZTV anymore. Jenny |
"Martin" wrote in message ... On Thu, 25 Nov 2004 08:11:44 +0100, "JennyC" wrote: "Jim & Debbie" wrote in message ... but if Charlie was gonna be there........ What is she doing nowadays? I never see her on ZTV anymore. What's ZTV? Martin Oops slip of the keyboard. Should read TV Jenny |
Martin wrote:
On Thu, 25 Nov 2004 10:46:31 +0100, "JennyC" wrote: "Martin" wrote in message ... On Thu, 25 Nov 2004 08:11:44 +0100, "JennyC" wrote: "Jim & Debbie" wrote in message ... but if Charlie was gonna be there........ What is she doing nowadays? I never see her on ZTV anymore. What's ZTV? Martin Oops slip of the keyboard. Should read TV Duh! I thought you had found a channel devoted to Charlie. For a while it seemed the main channels were devoted to her, in the gaps while rewinding the previous David Jason repeat. Possibly the most irritating hype British TV's ever done. I'd enjoy a couple of beers with either Alan or Tommy, though. Mike. |
On Thu, 25 Nov 2004 00:19:26 +0000, Sacha
wrote: ~On 24/11/04 23:58, in article , "Jaques d'Alltrades" wrote: ~snip I liked him when he was being sarcastic: soloist clarinet asked for ~a ~ note, produces brilliant warble... ~ ~ "Gentlemen, you may take whichever of those notes you please..." OWTTE ~ ~To a female cellist: "Madam, you have between your legs something capable ~of giving pleasure to all mankind and all you can do is sit there and ~scratch it." SPLUTTER Thanks, Sacha, my poor keyboard will never be the same! (memo to self: don't drink tea and read urg simultaneously) ROTFL ~On hearing Malcolm Sargent (whose nickname was 'Flash') was touring Japan ~"Ah, Flash in Japan". ~When receiving effusive cards and telegrams on his birthday "What? Nothing ~from Mozart?" Oh, very good. Methinks I'll have to go and look for other Beecham quotes... -- jane Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone, you may still exist but you have ceased to live. Mark Twain Please remove onmaps from replies, thanks! |
"Jaques d'Alltrades" wrote in message k... The message from Martin contains these words: On Wed, 24 Nov 2004 20:46:28 GMT, Jaques d'Alltrades wrote: The message from June Hughes contains these words: In message , Mike writes Somebody must. :-) Some people like Hitler, Maggie Thatcher, Beecham :-(( That's altogether different. Not exactly as docile as AT. Anyway, I bet none of them were gardeners. Anyway, wossermatter with Beecham? He was a nice old buffer. Until he was stopped in his tracks. In 1961. Sadly missed by the Royal Philharmonic innit. Perhaps he took a powder? |
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In article , "Mike Lyle" writes: | | Maggie Thatcher was famous for weeding her vegetables out of the | cabinet. | | Actually, the converse was true. Anyone who showed the slightest | bit of spine (not necessarily hawthorn, as Howes didn't have much | more than a damson) was weeded out. By the end, there were ONLY | vegetables left - with sticky willy Whitelaw being the only one | that anyone knew the name of even at the time. | | A challenge: name another, and position, at the time she finally | got the most ancient Order of the Boot. | | Major, J: Foreign Secretary? Tebbit, N: Barehanded Ratcatcher in | Ordinary; Howard, M?: Night-Flyer Quite Extraordinary...umm...yep, | otherwise, you're dead right. I think that you will find that Tebbit had resigned three years previously. Regards, Nick Maclaren. |
Martin wrote :
On Thu, 25 Nov 2004 12:09:13 +0000, Kay wrote: Why blame him? he's only mouthing the script. It's his choice to accept the contract that gives him the scripts. The choice is money for old rope or a P45. Shredded P45s make an excellent mulching compound '-) |
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from Sacha contains these words: On hearing Malcolm Sargent (whose nickname was 'Flash') was touring Japan "Ah, Flash in Japan". On hearing of Malcolm Sargent's knighthood: "I knew he'd been doctored..." -- Rusty Open the creaking gate to make a horrid.squeak, then lower the foobar. http://www.users.zetnet.co.uk/hi-fi/ |
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from "Franz Heymann" contains these words: Anyway, wossermatter with Beecham? He was a nice old buffer. Which one? The one who sold the pills? The one who spent the profit making music? I never knew owt about the former. -- Rusty Open the creaking gate to make a horrid.squeak, then lower the foobar. http://www.users.zetnet.co.uk/hi-fi/ |
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from Martin contains these words: What's ZTV? Typo? Speaking in a cod French accent - Ze TV? -- Rusty Open the creaking gate to make a horrid.squeak, then lower the foobar. http://www.users.zetnet.co.uk/hi-fi/ |
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