Bloody VERMIN Cats again, and again, and again, and again....:-((((
Much to the utter disgust of the net nannies here, (although I should be on
their kill file so they won't see this) I have VERY great pleasure in re posting the details of an Electronic Vermin Scarer which really works. Put this posting up a while back. Called the Cat and Dog Repeller, it works off 2 x 9 volt batteries and is a small and very portable unit and is easy to hide. It is made by STV International Ltd 2002 at Little Cressingham in Norfolk Gives a pulse of ultrasonic wave at a frequency range of 18k.hertz to 24 k.hertz, the lower part of the spectrum 'just' being audible. So far so good. We will keep you informed As promised. A report. Bloody marvellous. We have a nice clean 'cat crap' free garden !!!!!!!!!!!! :-)) Had it in 3 positions, recharged the batteries once. (Yesterday) Highly recommended Mike By the way, when skinned and cooked they taste like Rabbit, so don't pepper them tooooooooo much with shot ;-)) -- H.M.S.Collingwood Ass. Llandudno 20 - 23 May Trip to Portmeirion National Service (RAF) Ass. Cosford 24 - 27 June Spitfire Fly Past H.M.S.Impregnable Ass. Sussex 1 - 4 July Visit to Int. Fest of the Sea RAF Regiment Assoc. Scarborough 2 - 5 Sept. Visit to Eden Camp |
In article , "Mike" writes: | Much to the utter disgust of the net nannies here, (although I should be on | their kill file so they won't see this) You have clearly got their goat. Be careful that they don't come along with a billy and work you over. I kid you not. | I have VERY great pleasure in re posting the details of an Electronic Vermin | Scarer which really works. Yes, but does it work on trolls? That is what we all want to know. | Had it in 3 positions, recharged the batteries once. (Yesterday) Ooh, er .... Regards, Nick Maclaren. |
Nick Maclaren wrote:
In article , "Mike" writes: Much to the utter disgust of the net nannies here, (although I should be on their kill file so they won't see this) You have clearly got their goat. Be careful that they don't come along with a billy and work you over. I kid you not. I have VERY great pleasure in re posting the details of an Electronic Vermin Scarer which really works. Yes, but does it work on trolls? That is what we all want to know. Had it in 3 positions, recharged the batteries once. (Yesterday) Ooh, er .... Saucy! As one Mike to another, call me naïf if you like, but could you explain why you reckon anybody will mind if you have an effective cat-repellent in your garden? -- Mike. |
As one Mike to another, call me naïf if you like, but could you explain why you reckon anybody will mind if you have an effective cat-repellent in your garden? No it's the net nannies, the 'owners' of the newsgroup, the Sachas and Barrowcloth, they "HATE" me to talk cats/vermin, call the bloody detestable things what you like. :-)) OK? Mike |
Marital aids on urg? -- Martin I paid a load of cheques in to the bank this afternoon and the young lady doing the booking in stopped and wrote something on the cheque, "What was that?" 'Not quite filled in properly. Slapped bottom for you' :-)) Promises promises ;-) |
Time to take your medicine? -- Martin ;-) meaning? Speak your mind, I do! "Most" people respect me for it, they know where they stand. But there are of course others. Mike Who doesn't knowingly tells lies ;-)))) |
Mike wrote:
As one Mike to another, call me naïf if you like, but could you explain why you reckon anybody will mind if you have an effective cat-repellent in your garden? No it's the net nannies, the 'owners' of the newsgroup, the Sachas and Barrowcloth, they "HATE" me to talk cats/vermin, call the bloody detestable things what you like. :-)) OK? Ah, I see: you like talking about it because you find there are other people who don't like it. Very Usenet. |
Noooo, I don't like the vermin cat and because I post anti vermin
'propagander' if you like, and recommend the Electronic Gismos which keep the cat crap out of the garden, they seem to take Umbridge :-)) (I am supposed to be killfiled, but you watch, one of them will come back and respond. AND a past net nannie will put a posting on urg as well, usually does just after I do a posting to show said person is still here ;-)))) |
You are Tony Blair? Wash your mouth out in Carbolic Soap and go to your room |
In article , Mike Lyle mike_lyle_uk@REM
OVETHISyahoo.co.uk writes Mike wrote: As one Mike to another, call me naïf if you like, but could you explain why you reckon anybody will mind if you have an effective cat-repellent in your garden? No it's the net nannies, the 'owners' of the newsgroup, the Sachas and Barrowcloth, they "HATE" me to talk cats/vermin, call the bloody detestable things what you like. :-)) OK? Ah, I see: you like talking about it because you find there are other people who don't like it. Very Usenet. Isn't mangling of people's names rather primary-school playground? -- Kay "Do not insult the crocodile until you have crossed the river" |
-- Isn't mangling of people's names rather primary-school playground? Ah!! Net nanny mentality eh? "Please Sir.........." :-(((((((((( |
"Mike" wrote in message ... Marital aids on urg? -- Martin I paid a load of cheques in to the bank this afternoon and the young lady doing the booking in stopped and wrote something on the cheque, "What was that?" 'Not quite filled in properly. Slapped bottom for you' :-)) Promises promises ;-) Anyone who gives cats a hard time has my respect. They just shit in everything in my garden and kill birds and leave me to pick up the feathers. Andy. |
In message , andrewpreece
writes "Mike" wrote in message ... Marital aids on urg? -- Martin I paid a load of cheques in to the bank this afternoon and the young lady doing the booking in stopped and wrote something on the cheque, "What was that?" 'Not quite filled in properly. Slapped bottom for you' :-)) Promises promises ;-) Anyone who gives cats a hard time has my respect. They just shit in everything in my garden and kill birds and leave me to pick up the feathers. Andy. That's why I like 'em. Can't stand all that bloody bird shit in my garden and on the top of my car - and as for the way they wake me up at some unearthly hour in the morning with that unholy racket which is laughingly called singing..... -- hugh Reply to address is valid at the time of posting |
In message , Mike
writes Time to take your medicine? -- Martin ;-) meaning? Speak your mind, I do! "Most" people respect me for it, they know where they stand. No, we the silent majority think you are a pillock and a spammer of stupid reunion information and usually can't be bothered replying. -- hugh Reply to address is valid at the time of posting |
"Mike" wrote in message ... Time to take your medicine? -- Martin ;-) meaning? Speak your mind, I do! "Most" people respect me for it, they know where they stand. "mind" - little evidence of that here or in other posts |
No, we the silent majority think you are a pillock and a spammer of
stupid reunion information and usually can't be bothered replying. -- Hugh, don't mince your words, say what you think. You will be respected for it much more. Be like me and don't beat about the bush :-)) |
That's why I like 'em. Can't stand all that bloody bird shit in my garden and on the top of my car - and as for the way they wake me up at some unearthly hour in the morning with that unholy racket which is laughingly called singing..... -- What as sad sad person. Doesn't like nature, but thinks more of his car :-(( |
As for cats v birds -I like both. Have a cat that sits looking mean at the
birds as they come down for their seed - he occasionly makes a half hearted lunge, the birds then fly back to their tree and make insulting remarks. ( at least that's what I think they are doing!) I once had a sulpher crested cockatoo who would sit on top of his cage( he only went in it at night) and say " Here puss puss" all day, and drive the poor cats mad! Margret "Mike" wrote in message ... That's why I like 'em. Can't stand all that bloody bird shit in my garden and on the top of my car - and as for the way they wake me up at some unearthly hour in the morning with that unholy racket which is laughingly called singing..... -- What as sad sad person. Doesn't like nature, but thinks more of his car :-(( |
'twas said tongue firmly in cheek. In message , Margret writes As for cats v birds -I like both. Have a cat that sits looking mean at the birds as they come down for their seed - he occasionly makes a half hearted lunge, the birds then fly back to their tree and make insulting remarks. ( at least that's what I think they are doing!) I once had a sulpher crested cockatoo who would sit on top of his cage( he only went in it at night) and say " Here puss puss" all day, and drive the poor cats mad! Margret "Mike" wrote in message ... That's why I like 'em. Can't stand all that bloody bird shit in my garden and on the top of my car - and as for the way they wake me up at some unearthly hour in the morning with that unholy racket which is laughingly called singing..... -- What as sad sad person. Doesn't like nature, but thinks more of his car :-(( -hugh Anybody seen my cat? - knee high and growls.- |
In message , Mike
writes That's why I like 'em. Can't stand all that bloody bird shit in my garden and on the top of my car - and as for the way they wake me up at some unearthly hour in the morning with that unholy racket which is laughingly called singing..... -- What as sad sad person. Doesn't like nature, but thinks more of his car :-(( Cats are part of nature too. I don't recall many, if any, posts from you on anything other than ranting about them. Of course we all now its just a cover for your spamming. -- hugh Looking for a cat - knee high and growls |
I suggest you read a few more of them then.
(By the way, don't rely on your spell checker, it lets you down) |
In message , Mike
writes I suggest you read a few more of them then. Like I said earlier, not worth the effort. -- hugh Reply to address is valid at the time of posting |
"hugh" ] wrote in message
... In message , Mike writes I suggest you read a few more of them then. Like I said earlier, not worth the effort. -- ?????????????????? How do you know that the contents are 'not worth the effort'? That implies to me that you HAVE read them ;-)) and you are now a lot wiser from my postings and their content, but don't wish to admit it :-)) Go on, kill file me like the 'owners' have SAID they were going to ;-)) but don't want to miss a word ;-)) Mike -- H.M.S.Collingwood Ass. Llandudno 20 - 23 May Trip to Portmeirion National Service (RAF) Ass. Cosford 24 - 27 June Spitfire Fly Past H.M.S.Impregnable Ass. Sussex 1 - 4 July Visit to Int. Fest of the Sea RAF Regiment Assoc. Scarborough 2 - 5 Sept. Visit to Eden Camp |
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