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from Janet Tweedy contains these words:

In article , Janet Baraclough
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'light' ? What in a parcel janet?

Wot parcel? The bottle *is* the wrapping/parcel. I post the bottle,
as is. Same as shipwrecked sailors.

Janet.


How do you get the stamps on,

Now you haven't been paying attention..

and what about the mechanised postal
apparatus that is supposed to 'speed' the parcel to it's destination.

The PO has never queried postal bottles when I hand them over the
counter, and they arrive okay .

Janet

The message
from Janet Baraclough contains these words:

How do you get the stamps on,

Now you haven't been paying attention..

Miss! Miss! Nor have you! You'd be surprised what she's been doing up
the back, Miss!

and what about the mechanised postal
apparatus that is supposed to 'speed' the parcel to it's destination.

The PO has never queried postal bottles when I hand them over the
counter, and they arrive okay .

But not eggs any more, as they don't like being franked.

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Rusty
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The message
from Jaques d'Alltrades contains
these words:

The message
from Janet Baraclough contains these words:

How do you get the stamps on,

Now you haven't been paying attention..

Miss! Miss! Nor have you! You'd be surprised what she's been doing up
the back, Miss!

I fear not. Nothing that happens in the back row could surprise me
(other than neat accurate work and sitting up straight).

Janet

In article , Janet Baraclough
writes

I fear not. Nothing that happens in the back row could surprise me
(other than neat accurate work and sitting up straight).

Janet

I'm afraid I tend to sit at the front now so that I can heckle and learn
some thing

The days of reading Jackie at the back in Biology lessons on a Wednesday
morning have long gone.............

I was paying attention though, it's just our emails got crossed in the
post
--
Janet Tweedy
Dalmatian Telegraph
http://www.lancedal.demon.co.uk