"Mary Alice Kropp" wrote in message
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Witches float?

Actually, no---

filmalogical proof snipped

But if a she weighs the same as a duck, then she is made of wood, so she
must be a witch. So logically (even though it's not in the movie) if she
weighs as much as a duck, and ducks float, then she must be made of EPDM and
will float given enough water underneath her.

BV.