Lets hope you never need asylum

P Piper the second wrote:
: ASYLUM SEEKERS ODE TO THE UK
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::: I come for visit, get treated regal,
::: So I stay, who care I illegal?
::: I cross border, poor and broke,
::: Take bus, see employment folk.
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::: Nice man treat me good in there,
::: Say I need to see welfare.
::: Welfare say, "You come no more,
::: We send plenty cash right to your door."
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::: Welfare cheques, they make you wealthy,
::: NHS, it keep you healthy!
::: By and by, I got plenty money,
::: Thanks to you, British dummy.
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::: Write to friends in motherland,
::: Tell them come as fast as you can.
::: They come in rags on the back of trucks,
::: I buy big house with welfare bucks.
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::: They come here, we live together,
::: More welfare cheques, it gets better!
::: Fourteen families they moving in,
::: But neighbour's patience wearing thin.
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::: Finally, British guy moves away,
::: Now I buy his house, and then I say,
::: "Find more aliens for house to rent."
::: And in the yard I put a tent.
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::: Send for family (they just trash),
::: But they, too, draw the welfare cash!
::: Everything is mucho good,
::: And soon we own the neighbourhood.
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::: We have hobby-it's called breeding
::: Welfare pay for baby feeding.
::: Kids need dentist? Wife need pills?
::: We get free! We got no bills!
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::: Britishman crazy! He pay all year,
::: To keep us illegals in comfort here.
::: We think UK is very good place!
::: Much too good for the British race.
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::: If they not like us, they can go,
::: There's lots of room elsewhere you know....
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::: SEND THIS TO EVERY BRITISH TAXPAYER
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:: Regards
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:: Peter
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:: Peter Inman
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Robert