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Old 09-06-2003, 11:08 PM
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ASYLUM SEEKERS ODE TO THE UK



I come for visit, get treated regal,
So I stay, who care I illegal?
I cross border, poor and broke,
Take bus, see employment folk.

Nice man treat me good in there,
Say I need to see welfare.
Welfare say, "You come no more,
We send plenty cash right to your door."

Welfare cheques, they make you wealthy,
NHS, it keep you healthy!
By and by, I got plenty money,
Thanks to you, British dummy.

Write to friends in motherland,
Tell them come as fast as you can.
They come in rags on the back of trucks,
I buy big house with welfare bucks.

They come here, we live together,
More welfare cheques, it gets better!
Fourteen families they moving in,
But neighbour's patience wearing thin.

Finally, British guy moves away,
Now I buy his house, and then I say,
"Find more aliens for house to rent."
And in the yard I put a tent.

Send for family (they just trash),
But they, too, draw the welfare cash!
Everything is mucho good,
And soon we own the neighbourhood.

We have hobby-it's called breeding
Welfare pay for baby feeding.
Kids need dentist? Wife need pills?
We get free! We got no bills!

Britishman crazy! He pay all year,
To keep us illegals in comfort here.
We think UK is very good place!
Much too good for the British race.

If they not like us, they can go,
There's lots of room elsewhere you know....

SEND THIS TO EVERY BRITISH TAXPAYER






Regards

Peter

Peter Inman



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Old 09-06-2003, 11:08 PM
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ASYLUM SEEKERS ODE TO THE UK



I come for visit, get treated regal,
So I stay, who care I illegal?
I cross border, poor and broke,
Take bus, see employment folk.

Nice man treat me good in there,
Say I need to see welfare.
Welfare say, "You come no more,
We send plenty cash right to your door."

Welfare cheques, they make you wealthy,
NHS, it keep you healthy!
By and by, I got plenty money,
Thanks to you, British dummy.

Write to friends in motherland,
Tell them come as fast as you can.
They come in rags on the back of trucks,
I buy big house with welfare bucks.

They come here, we live together,
More welfare cheques, it gets better!
Fourteen families they moving in,
But neighbour's patience wearing thin.

Finally, British guy moves away,
Now I buy his house, and then I say,
"Find more aliens for house to rent."
And in the yard I put a tent.

Send for family (they just trash),
But they, too, draw the welfare cash!
Everything is mucho good,
And soon we own the neighbourhood.

We have hobby-it's called breeding
Welfare pay for baby feeding.
Kids need dentist? Wife need pills?
We get free! We got no bills!

Britishman crazy! He pay all year,
To keep us illegals in comfort here.
We think UK is very good place!
Much too good for the British race.

If they not like us, they can go,
There's lots of room elsewhere you know....

SEND THIS TO EVERY BRITISH TAXPAYER


Roll on Krystallnacht eh?
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Old 10-06-2003, 06:32 AM
The Devil's Advocate
 
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Lets hope you never need asylum

P Piper the second wrote:
: ASYLUM SEEKERS ODE TO THE UK
::
::
:::
::: I come for visit, get treated regal,
::: So I stay, who care I illegal?
::: I cross border, poor and broke,
::: Take bus, see employment folk.
:::
::: Nice man treat me good in there,
::: Say I need to see welfare.
::: Welfare say, "You come no more,
::: We send plenty cash right to your door."
:::
::: Welfare cheques, they make you wealthy,
::: NHS, it keep you healthy!
::: By and by, I got plenty money,
::: Thanks to you, British dummy.
:::
::: Write to friends in motherland,
::: Tell them come as fast as you can.
::: They come in rags on the back of trucks,
::: I buy big house with welfare bucks.
:::
::: They come here, we live together,
::: More welfare cheques, it gets better!
::: Fourteen families they moving in,
::: But neighbour's patience wearing thin.
:::
::: Finally, British guy moves away,
::: Now I buy his house, and then I say,
::: "Find more aliens for house to rent."
::: And in the yard I put a tent.
:::
::: Send for family (they just trash),
::: But they, too, draw the welfare cash!
::: Everything is mucho good,
::: And soon we own the neighbourhood.
:::
::: We have hobby-it's called breeding
::: Welfare pay for baby feeding.
::: Kids need dentist? Wife need pills?
::: We get free! We got no bills!
:::
::: Britishman crazy! He pay all year,
::: To keep us illegals in comfort here.
::: We think UK is very good place!
::: Much too good for the British race.
:::
::: If they not like us, they can go,
::: There's lots of room elsewhere you know....
:::
::: SEND THIS TO EVERY BRITISH TAXPAYER
::
::
::
::
::
:: Regards
::
:: Peter
::
:: Peter Inman
::
::
::
:: Communications Solutions Providers
::
:: The Old Dairy
::
:: Mill Lane
:: Great Dunmow
:: Essex
:: CM6 1BG

Robert


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