Repeating Decimal wrote:
The 56k modem teaches us patience, humility, and the love of quiet
contemplation, grasshopper.

You should try a 300 baud modem. That once the ripping speed jump
after the 110 baud speed of TTY35's and that ilk. That would teach
you patience.

Been there, so done that; I was a Prodigy member during their first
marketing blitz.

The "Technology is not to be Feared" Ranger