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Old 21-06-2003, 04:56 PM
dave weil
 
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On Sat, 21 Jun 2003 12:30:27 GMT, (Shiva) wrote:

On 21 Jun 2003 04:02:46 -0700,
(gOD) wrote:

(Shiva) wrote in message ws.com...


So do you think god, God, and gOD are all the same? I think that
almost every other religion in the world apart from yours would
consider it offensive that you claim that their god is your god (or
your god is their god). Difference in case


Oh gross, you are one of those deconstructionist creatures. Ick ick
ick! I took hairsplitting 101. Religion 101 is on the news every night
and here is a FLASH for you--THIS JUST IN: botjh Christianity and
those "other religions" tend to believe there is only one God--theirs.
I understand it causes some problems.

Thanks again for the info though.



You're welcome. I still think a nice, neutral username like BOB might
get you better results in these places, though.


However, this could possibly upset those members of The Church of the
SubGenius, who worship the teachings of "Bob", i.e. J.R "Bob" Dobbs,
the pipe smoking "teacher" who promotes the all-important principle of
"Slack"

From the backside of the title page of the religious tome "The Book of
the Sub-Genius":

First - there was The Gilgamesh
Then...the Bhagavad-Gita
Then...The Torah, The New Testament, The Koran
Then...The Book of Mormon, Dianetics, I'm OK, You're OK.
And now...
THE BOOK OF THE SUBGENIUS (How To Prosper In The Coming Weird Times)

And the all important TriPrimality:

"Bob" is.
"Bob" becomes.
"Bob" is not.
Nothing is, Nothing becomes; nothing is not.

Thus: Nothing Is Everything.
Therefo Everything is "Bob".
Abracadaba.

Damn, I love a good hot tautolgy in the morning.
No cream or sugar.

I highly recommend the above book, which is richly illustrated in
glorious half-tone black and white.

For more information and instant gratification, you can gaze on the
wrathful and terrible visage of "Bob" at
http://www.subgenius.com/
There, you can get a rundown about how slack can be the guiding
principle in YOUR life as well.

Also, I think that you can become an ordained minister as well, which
will allow you to marry people. Additionally, they promise you
"Eternal Salvation or Triple Your Money Back". How many churches make
*that* promise, I ask you?

So, please don't be as flip when uttering the name of one of the
greatest religious visionaries of the latter 20th century.