Thread: Hostas killing birch trees?
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Old 02-07-2003, 03:32 AM
theoneflasehaddock
 
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Default Hostas killing birch trees?
(Lesley) wrote in message . com...
Has anyone ever heard of hostas killing birch trees? I planted about
8 hostas under a Y shped birch tree(s) 2 springs ago. Last fall we
had to cut off one half of the Y, and now this spring the other half
has died. We live in New England if that helps. Anyone ever hear of
such a thing?

Apparently your hostas are possessed. You'll have to do an exorcism,
or try to get the birch trees possessed. If you choose the second
method, dance around them skyclad chanting "IO pan, shrub-niggurath,
spam, the hamburgler, nipples, banana" while spanking a male duck.
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