Nearly Done! wrote:
Hi,

I've got a proble with kids going into a small outbuilding just beyond
my property. I need something natural, non hazardous, very messy and
very smelly to deter them from going in. I've got it into my head that
the best place to ask would be here!

Any ideas what I could use and where I'd get it from?

Ta!

Kill one of the kids and let him rot,................alternatively you
can get a nice piece of pork or suchlike and leave it to fester in the
sun,............