On Mon, 28 Jul 2003 00:20:07 +0100, "David Hill"
wrote:

If the worst comes to the worst then this may help.

http://www.hwatson.force9.co.uk/maga...-2000/beef.htm

Remember you could ask us ALL to one hell of a barbecue (And you thought
calf's did damage).

but nothing about "How do I slaughter stray calves"
http://www.hwatson.force9.co.uk/cookbook/faq.htm

She was only the estate managers daughter, but she couldn't keep her
calves together...

I'll fetch my coat.
--
martin