Quack grass?

Isn't that what Tomski likes to smoke?

Maybe that's why he's wandering the streets of Las Vegas in goose down
shouting "AFLAC"??


Chris Owens wrote in message
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OK, but, everybody, this is ALL DK'S FAULT. ;

Ahem:

I'm not one to duck an issue, but perhaps you need to talk to the
Medical Board. Or, you could take the Elmer Fudd Solution, and
cement it over.

Chris Owens

dkat wrote:

I'd really like to hear the puns

I agree on the solution. The only way I have ever found to get rid of
it is
to pull it out. That actually worked well for me last year.

DK
"Chris Owens" wrote in message
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Romy Beeck wrote:

Does anyone know how to get rid of quack grass? thank you

There are some truly AWFUL puns that spring to mind, but, I will
be a Good Girl. The best way is to pull it out by hand.
Water the area you'll be weeding the night before to loosen the
roots.

Chris Owens