"Janet Baraclough" wrote in message
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In message , David Hill
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If you have a lot of grass then you can hire machines

If you have a lot of money then you can hire gardeners

If you have a lot of grass and a lot of money you could hire a lot of
machines and a lot of gardeners to operate them.

And if you have little money - buy a pair of aerating "shoes" (less than £10
from Argos). You can entertain the neighbours & frighten the wildlife while
making a total **** of yourself "walking" up and down the garden!!!

Before you ask, I bought a pair of these for my mum at her request. She did
the "walking", I did the laughing ;-)

P.