Something Nasty behind the compost heap...
We've grown sick & tired of Marrows this year - they just kept coming until
we forced ourselves to eat no more than one a week and gave the rest away.
They finally stopped producing and we ate the last a fortnight ago. What a
blessed relief!
I was having a clear-up around the compost heap today and came across a
marrow plant that I had discarded. It missed the compost bin and fell in the
gap by the hedge. Despite not being hand-fertilised it had produced the
biggest b******* marrow of the season. AAAAAAGGGGHHHHH!
Next year? Definitely NO MARROWS!
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