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I hae a large kilner jar of Pickled Mushrooms what come out when I want
to frighten dinner guests - very nice, almost a creamy texture now.
Still going strong [1] after about five years.

[1] And stronger and stronger

I usually pickle young caps of honey fungus, but there haven't been many
round here this year. The older caps when pickled would certainly
frighten your guests - they're all sloopy and schlymie like a dead
octopus. [99]


[99] but a different shape of course. [768]
[768] and no suckers [0]
[0] Tentacles, Frank, TENTACLES. [8]
[8] eightacles if you counts them thobut.

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