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Old 24-10-2003, 05:42 AM
JDB
 
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Default suggestions on keeping neighborly cats off lawn

Cats remember faces and voices.

Next time the cat(s) shows up, run at it and scream like you've had your
heart punctured by an arrow.

Next time cat(s) appears, just get close enough to be seen.

They'll split.

And probably not come back.

Except for the mean ones...who will attack you and claw out your eyes (and
your heart.)