Very, very funny!!!


Thanks Ken, I did like that one!
Bonnie
NJ

KenCo wrote:


Thought you ladies would appreciate this one....

One day, three men were hiking and unexpectedly came upon a large
raging, violent river. They needed to get to the other side, but had no
idea of how to do so. The first man prayed to God, saying, "Please God,
give me the strength to cross this river." Poof! God gave him big arms
and strong legs, and he was able to swim across the river in about two
hours, after almost drowning a couple of times. Seeing this, the second
man prayed to God,saying, "Please God, give me the strength... and the
tools to cross this river." Poof! God gave him a rowboat and he was able
to row across the river in about an hour, after almost capsizing the
boat a couple of times. The third man had seen how this worked out for
the other two, so he also prayed to God saying, "Please God, give me the
strength and the tools... and the intelligence to cross this river." And
poof! God turned him into a woman. She looked at the map, hiked upstream
a couple of hundred yards, then walked across the bridge...