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On Tue, 16 Dec 2003 21:14:48 GMT, Jaques d'Alltrades
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A large number of my maincrop potatoes have small holes in them,
obviously caused by some sort of slug.

How can I stop this happening next year?

Bribe them with beer in shallow containers, plastic cups etc. They
aren't fussy about the brand.

Give them ulcers, give them Heineken

Unslugs those parts that ulcer beers don't reach?

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