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from martin contains these words:

What have you done with Jacques d' Allltrades?

This one is an imposter.

I locked him in the potting shed so I could take his place.

Mwahahahahahaha! All your postings are belong to me.

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Rusty
Open the creaking gate to make a horrid.squeak, then lower the foobar.
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